xHamster Squirting

I’ve always had the impression that XHamster is everyone’s second go to porn site. It’s either that or XVideos. These are the websites you go to when you’re utterly devastated by mainstream nonsense and you want to see something raw and unfiltered. XHamster is the kind of wild west porn dumping ground where you never really know what you’re going to get. It’s not quite as wild as XVideos, but it’s pretty damn close. There’s a smattering of videos across varying degrees of quality from triple A porn productions, to absolute potato cam garbage that was filmed in someone’s basement. There are simply no limits and no rules on here. As long as it’s pornography, it can end up on XHamster.

Luckily, we’re working with squirting fetishism today, exclusively. I shudder to call it a fetish, since it’s such a globally renowned miracle and all. Every time a woman squirts an angel gets its wings. You know you’ve properly satisfied a woman when you’ve gotten her to blow actual loads. You see, women don’t normally do that. I mean, they have the pipes for it, but they often go a lifetime without ever experiencing the wonderful sensation of spraying down their man’s cock with a gallon of girl juice. While we’re on the subject, it’s not actual juice – it’s pee. It’s been proven scientifically. Sorry to have to break it to you, but it’s garden variety urine. That being said, it’s still perfectly fuck-worthy. I mean, urine is sterile. What’s the worst that could happen?

Squirting as a Sport

It can be a bit difficult to make squirt porn or even to define it as a broader fetish, because porn videos need to have length. I mean, it takes a woman a matter of seconds to squirt the whole load, so if you just showed the whole damn thing beginning to end, you’d end up with a library of videos that are all 10 seconds across at most. The whole damn library could be blasted through in a day. That’s far from expedient. Hell, it’s a waste of time and money.

Instead, mainstream sites have figured out various ways to implement squirt play into their videos, without stripping them down to bare essentials. The squirting is always there. Every video on XHamster’s long roster features squirting at some point. Hell, some of them have several instances of squirting in them. That’s fantastic stuff. As for the rest of it, well, there’s warmups and there’s lateral action.

The girls need a lot of foreplay in order to get so heated that they can projectile launch their pussy juice. So, they get amply rubbed and scrubbed by the eager dudes who just want to launch some goddamn piss across the room at extremely high speeds with zero regard for hygiene. To that end, they treat this whole thing like a competition. Normally, in porn, the dudes try to at least pretend that they like the girls they’re with as they do the pounding. You get none of that with the squirt porn on XHamster. There’s no time for love and affection when you’ve got a goddamn mission to complete. The mission: get the girl to blow her load.

Varying Degrees of Squirt

I learned this lesson on the first day that I discovered squirt porn. It was a very long time ago but I remember it like it was yesterday. I saw this chick spray a gallon of pussy nectar across her bed and I thought: “Damn. It really do be like that, huh?”. Up until that point I didn’t even know that women could do that. I just figured they got a bit wet and called it a day. Then again, at that point I hadn’t rubbed any woman raw to see what would happen. I usually just dick them until they pass out. Anyways, I saw that video and figured that I should see more. I looked around for similar content and wouldn’t you know it – I found it in droves. But alas, half of the shit I found did not feature nearly as much pussy juice or as much devotion to the smut. It was all kind of lackluster.

Oh sure, the babes I watched did indeed release some liquid, but it wasn’t nearly enough to justify anyone being particularly impressed. The whole thing was underwhelming. You get the same issue with XHamster’s squirt section, I’m afraid and XHamster are not to blame for it. This is how porn works. If a girl so much as passes a squeaker during filming, they rebrand the whole video as fart porn, because they can. Pushing the fetish is priority number one. That’s exactly why the squirting category on XHamster is kind of saturated. Now, not to eat my own words – I did indeed say that all of these videos feature some kind of squirting and that is true, but if you only want to see the most extreme releases, so to speak, then you’ll have to comb around a bit. Some of these videos are mainstream productions from studios that are trying to bank on the popularity of the fetish.

Squirting is Delicious

Time for me to come clean – I’ve drank a lot of squirt juice. Are you surprised? Ever since I discovered that I could push a girl’s button until she lets rip across my bed, I’ve been doing that shit at least once a week in lieu of a shower. I’m saving a fortune on water bills. Plus, with the way that the world’s been going to shit lately, I can’t be sure that the water in my pipes is clean, but urine is sterile. That’s gotta mean it’s much healthier than water, right? Or, at the very least, that it definitely doesn’t have bacteria in it? I don’t know. I’m not a scientist, I’m a pussy piss drinker. You’d do well to ignore most things that I say.

Now that I got my disclaimers out of the way, let me kindly suggest that perhaps you’d enjoy the taste of pussy juice. Maybe. Possibly. We can’t know for sure. You could try it though. Alternatively, if you can’t get laid to save your life, hop on XHamster and watch closely. Try to memorize the motions that lead to the squirt. Also, make sure to really enjoy the money shot. Watch it over and over again. Milk yourself to the video. Jack that dick clean off and match the pussy juice with your own flavor of cream. Get really disgusting with it. And, who knows; maybe someday you’ll be able to do this shit to an actual human woman, in person, hands on. I’ll be rooting for you.

Video Quality is Mixed

It’s XHamster, what do you expect? This place is the unsorted Wild West of pornography where everyone and their grandmother is dumping their favorite smut. Of course, it’s random. No two videos are anything alike, even when they’re completely devoted to the exact same fucking fetish. That’s the glory of XHamster and this entire squirting section. You get a ton of porn that all features squirting, but no two videos have the same babe or the same vibe. One second, you’re watching a blonde amateur lying on her back, rubbing her clit and shooting a load across her bedroom, the next it’s a triple A mainstream scene featuring three hot ass pornstar legends fucking each other while pretending to be a part of the same family, no blood relation of course. What does that latter video have to do with squirting? I’m glad you asked. They squirt, all three of them, at least once. So, across a 20-minute-high quality lesbian oral video you get to see three squirts across 5 seconds each. Is that worth your time? I’d like to think so.

Look, the bottom line is that XHamster’s squirting section is loaded with quality, but you can’t watch entire videos that feature nothing but squirting, unless you check out compilations. That’s the only way to truly watch squirting, nonstop, without seeing the same thing twice. There are many amazing compilations on here, so if you’re a diehard fan who refuses to compromise, this might be exactly what you’re looking for. Check them out and consider the tamer content as well, because I think that most of this smut is genuinely worth watching. <strong>The babes are hot, the squirting is present and there’s all kinds of mixing and matching of source material and levels of quality</strong>. You’re never quite sure what you’ll get, but you know that squirting will indeed be featured.