Swinger Zone Central

Welcome to Swingerzone Central. The good ole "SZC." A place where swingers can come and meet other swingers. Whether you're new or already an established swinger, Swingerzone Central is a perfect spot to begin reaching more people like yourself.

See how nice I made that sound? It seems like Swingerzone Central is a grand place to be, right? Exciting. Horny. Fucking all over the place. There is some of that going on, for sure. Just not on the face of the website. And these first impressions are everything nowadays. You want that to make a mark. Like her lifting up after sitting on your face. You kinda just want to be back under there.

Swingerzone Central is a bit slow and boring early on.

Design - Looks so old

There's something going on, I think. Swingerzone Central needs to step up their site design game. The site is a very simple blue with some color variations for their logo. But the main body of the site is just "create your account" and some information off on the side that cycles through. There's nothing else that immediately grabs your attention.

There are a couple of noteworthy things at the bottom... but they're at the bottom. For most sites, whatever's at the bottom isn't like the "premiere" content you're looking to absorb. It's just the backend shit to make sure all the legal garb is settled. Yet, the SZC has actually dropped some interesting things down there.

It's a bit unfortunate they've decided to do that instead of revamping the site to be more stimulating.

On mobile, it's a carbon copy but at least it works. Swingerzone Central on mobile is a vertical version of what you'd see on your computer. It's neither entirely good or entirely bad, if I'm honest. Just... blah.

Content - Good for Swingers

I'll lead off this segment with the coolest part about Swingerzone Central: they're clubs. The SZC provides everyone, all swingers, information on swinger clubs all around the United States. Aside from the design of that portion being utterly... ugh, it does its job. They break things down by state before you go in further. If you're looking for a club in your home state, click that. If you're looking to travel, click that state.

When you go in further, your met with just a vertical slide of the different clubs in that state. And it's a good starting point for providing information. I will say, the only negative of this page is their "address" section of the clubs. An address is, well, an actual address. Don't give me the city and then zip code. That's not an address. Unless you're telling me the entire city is the swinger club. That must be one happy ass city, damn.

Swingerzone Central then provides a link to talk about some "swinger help." If you're new to what this lifestyle is, they provide some advice for those people.

It's Kinda Petite (The Positives)

A petite girl can be hot and cute, too. That's sort of what Swingerzone Central reminds me of. What they put forward on their website isn't anything spectacular. It's not much that'll, at least for me, make me jump at the chance to sign up. It's more like, I'd sign up just to see what everything is all about and then decide from there.

The nice thing about Swingerzone Central is everything is working and built from within the website. Typically, you could engage with people in small ways on a dating site and then find another messaging app to do your thing. Swingerzone Central has created their own active forums, chat, and IM... Although, if you read that, "chat" and "IM" are basically the same thing. Unless, by chatting they mean video chatting. Hmm, might need to clarify that, don't you think?

Then comes the information on the swinger clubs. This is really nice to see. People using SZC can utilize this information and plan some meet-ups with one another. Maybe some wife swapping or joining in on a threesome or something spicy. Some of the clubs provided will have a banner about that club or a quick profile about who they are. What's additionally great is they will offer a phone number or email to contact that club. If you want an actual address and time information, you can use that stuff to hit them up.

Then, you have their "swinger handbook" type of deal. Swingerzone Central sends people off to some information about being a swinger and what that lifestyle means. For people who are getting into it, you may not want to do something wrong that'll hurt someone. However, how things work in that given situation may vary based on person to person. Some people may only be okay with touching and no penetration. You'll just have to figure it out. At least they've taken some steps to help their users.

They Can Do More (The Negatives)

I'm going to step away from that petite girl metaphor I had earlier. Petite girls are cute. Swingerzone Central, the website, needs to do more. They need to provide more and it's something they're not doing. As it stands, other websites are doing it better and look better than Swingerzone Central.

Their mainpage needs an overhaul. They also need to move around some key elements to make their dating site look more lively. If there is one big negative I can plant on the SZC is their website looks dead. Deader than a bone. There is nothing happening.

Show Some Life (My Suggestions)

If Swingerzone Central is looking to be more appealing to people nowadays, they're going to need to revamp the website. You should come to the SZC and see life just everywhere. Sex, nudity, fucking, something. There's nothing here to make you feel like, I, a swinger, belong here. I guess, other than what they "promise."

Fixing the absolutely horrible design is a given - do it. Fix it. But the first thing I'd suggest doing is moving some things into better. You want people to know that you offer information on swinger clubs. Bring that up. Why is Swingerzone Central leaving that in the back? To collect dust? That's fantastic information that needs to be plastered on the site. Use some of those banners ans sprinkle them in on certain spots.

They talk about loads of sexy pictures from couples and singles. Ask some for permission to use their photos and give people a sample of who uses the site. There's that swinger's help book, too. Give that some love. Why hide things all the way at the bottom. The fine print mixed in with the credits. No one's gonna see that shit if they're not looking. I missed it when I first saw this place.

In Conclusion

Swingerzone Central is a good dating site for single and couple swingers. You can find some people to talk to while using the integrated tools they've made for the site. It's great that a site cares about that and can craft some tools users can use without having to go outside if they don't want to for communication.

With that being said, Swingerzone Central drops the ball on making a lively, welcoming looking website. A hottie pulling down her panties is only going to work so many times. They need to show off more of what they're about, not just talk about it. And stop hiding the neat things at the end of everything. No one's going to look if all they see is a "create account" section and nothing else.