SwingersDateClub

Swingers Date Club! Wow. This is a rare opportunity for me. I actually get to write to men who have sex. And I'm not talking about phone sex or sexting. I'm talking about penis inside vagina intercourse. If you're one of my usual readers, this review doesn't apply to you. Go to your room and let the adults talk for once.

I'm sorry, guys. I don't mean to treat you with such disdain, but you have to understand. I'm not like you. That's why you read my articles. You wish to learn about new porn sites and live vicariously through a real man. A man for whom vagina rains from the sky and onto his cock. I'm not going to lie to you. It's fucking awesome being me.

I spend all day masturbating and watching the best porn ever made. Then, at night, I hit the town and bring back top shelf pussy that wants nothing more than to make the cum fire out my dick like a naval cannon.

For these reasons, I ask you to give me and my brethren room to talk about sex stuff you wouldn't understand. What do you know about the swinger lifestyle anyway? Nothing that you haven't read about or seen in porn. That's not the real shit, though. That's the fantasy. The real thing is far more depraved than what you'll find on Pornhub or Redtube. Now see yourself off. Go jerk off to furry porn or some shit.

Are we alone? Excellent. How are you fucks. You have no idea what it's like to be an alpha male talking to these betas all the time. It's enough to drive a man who fucks crazy. Alright, enough gushing. Let's get to work.

I know you guys don't need help getting laid. Anytime you hit the town, you come back with two or three sluts ready to treat your cock like royalty. That doesn't mean making it even easier isn't attractive, though.

Swingers Date Club is a site designed for people who fuck their brains out. No virgin losers allowed. Only sexy men and women experienced in the art of pleasure are permitted.

Swingers Date Club originally started as a swingers dating site back in 1999. That's when dating sites were still in their infancy. Since then, they have evolved into a global community of millions of people, singles and couples alike, looking to connect with other like-minded sexual beings.

The Good Kind of Sex Trafficking

Members enjoy access to exclusive travel opportunities with the Swingers Date Club travel department. That's what happens when you've been a site for nearly twenty-five years. You develop a fucking travel department.

These fucks plan trips and even cruises to the absolute sexiest cities in the world. I'm talking about places like Ibiza, Amsterdam, Cancun, Cap d'Agde's Naturist Village, and countless others. These are locations where people walk around naked and stop to fuck at any time. It's paradise on Earth. It's the Garden of Eden without an omnipresent sociopath to fuck up your day.

Swingers Date Club has developed tight relationships with many partners and affiliates in the two and a half decades they've been around. It's those people that help them bring events like cruises to life. They even offer a highly successful partner program where companies can find sponsorship and advertising opportunities that connect brands with SDC's unique audience. These aren't motherfuckers you see just anywhere.

Whether you're curious about the swinger's lifestyle and want to know more or a long-time vet who has seen more pussy in real life than in porn, you will love the place. Let Swingers Date Club guide you on your continued journey to the promised land.

It's no surprise that over twenty years of experience has given them insight into what their most loyal members want out of their hookups. Staying connected with users is how SDC became the number one open-minded dating platform on this beautiful planet of ours.

By listening closely to their users, they've evolved the concept and created innovative new technologies to help them better serve you. If ever you need assistance, the Swingers Date Club help desk is there for you.

Global Pussy Reach

One of my favorite things about SDC is that it's a global operation. No matter how fuckable you are, you can only fuck people nearby. By using this site, you gain access to pussy all across the planet. They have millions of members in over one hundred countries. You can fuck Chinese pussy, Indian pussy, Swedish pussy, Nigerian pussy, Brazilian pussy, etc.; the world is your penis playground, gentlemen.

The web design on Swingers Date Club is sharp and refined. The dark background is both easy on the eyes and highly professional. The main menu resides up top and has the options Log in, Join now for free, Search, Download on the app store, Get it on Google play, Home, Swingers, Kink, Sex, Relationship, Media, Travel, More, SDC shop, and Advertise on SDC.

The "more" section is a drop-down with the options Contact us, About us, SDC partner, and Member benefits.

Most of the main menu includes drop-downs. I won't cover them all, but the rest of the "swingers" menu will assist in your understanding of the place. Its options are Browse swingers, Swingers media, Swinger stories, Swinging 101, Swingers glossary, Swingers travel, Swingers parties, Clubs and business, SDC merch shop, and Find swingers now.

As you scroll down the website, you'll find tons of articles about all aspects of the lifestyle. The front page scrolls eternally, so you will never run out of reading material. Some examples of articles are "STIs and Getting Tested," "Have you Heard of the Justisse Method?" "MFM Hotwife Threesome," and "Binding Love in a Winding Rope."

Let's browse some of these sexy swingers. First, pull down the "Swingers" menu and select "Browse swingers." This screen starts with a few random examples of members. Under that are pictures of the planets' six occupied continents. Select the right one for you, then choose the state or country you're within.

From here, you can scroll through all the members in your state or country. Alternatively, you can zero in on your specific city if you're not trying to travel far. But, I recommend expanding your search beyond just your city. It will give you many more options to choose from depending on where you live.

Each member's thumbnail includes a picture, what they are searching for, and a short description of themselves. Once you find someone that suits your needs, give the profile a click. Everything you need to know is included in the primary profile. You can see pics, get details on their sex life, and learn a bit about them. Then, if you like them, you can send them a message right away.

I have had some freaky fucking time with people I met on Swingers Date Club. It's wonderful to be on a site where everyone has the same thing in mind. My first meet-up was with a bitch named Daina.

Fiveplay

Daina was into fucking all day long. This bitch was tireless. By the time she was done with me, I was a shell of my former self. She didn't start slowly either. I don't think she knows the meaning of foreplay. She prefers fiveplay.

Daina was extremely talented in the art of riding cock reverse cowgirl style. Every motion she made with her hips sent electricity through my body. I thought she had drugged me, but no. Her pussy was just special. It's a gift to humanity. It's a shame she prefers to remain single because I would have taken her home and put a ring on it.

I can't sign off without talking about her blow job skills. She must have spent ten years studying the masters. Her tongue could move in ways I had never experienced. Is it possible for a tongue to be double-jointed? If so, that's what this bitch is rocking.

It's refreshing talking to some guys that actually get their fuck on. For you gents, Swingers Date Club is the perfect website. It can line up sexual experiences for you like no other. Not only can you link up with like-minded individuals and couples in your area, but you can plan trips and cruises where all anyone wants to do is fuck. If drowning in pussy is your dream, Swingers Date Club is your dreamcatcher.

I'm tickled pink by SDC, so finding room to be critical is difficult. I'm sure my usual readers would love it if they could offer losers a service. Somewhere sexless fuck faces can meet other sexless fuck faces for sloppy first-time sex. If anyone could make that happen, it's SDC.

Alright, you fucks. Enough listening to me. Go find yourself a swinger to fuck tonight.