XVideos Swingers

I absolutely adore swingers. They give me hope for the future. I used to think that I would never get married for any reason, but seeing how many swinging women there are out there, I’m thinking I might reconsider someday. Look, I’m not saying that I like the idea of my woman sleeping with other men. That’s cuck shit. However, I can understand how she might be turned on by the idea of fucking other dudes. Variety is fun. I certainly feel that way about pussy. I’ve been in a few relationships over the years and I very much wanted to bang other chicks while I was committed. This is exactly how I came to the conclusion that marriage is not for me. If I have to tie myself down to a single woman, then I’m fucked. I can’t live my life to the fullest. What the fuck am I supposed to do when hot bitches are around? Not fuck them? That’s absurd.

This is where swinging comes in uhm… swinging. When I first discovered swinger porn, I thought it was a bit underwhelming because most of the people involved were kind of older and overweight. Then I realized that this was in fact the perfect sign that I’m watching the right kind of smut. They’re older and fatter because they are legitimately married people at actual swingers’ parties. If they were young and lean, then chances are they’re just paid actors. Don’t get me wrong, acted porn is also hot. I just really like the idea of watching actual married people fucking other people in front of each other. This shit’s to die for. I’d like to imagine what it might be like to have a hot wife who lets me fuck hot bitches in front of her. Hell, I’d love it if she got in on the action. As for her banging other dudes, well, I try not to think about it.

Having a Ton of Fun

The first thing you’ll notice on damn near every thumbnail on XVideos’ swingers’ section is that every single person on here is very clearly having a great time. They’re all smiling, long before they’ve managed to stick a cock inside a pussy. They’re just generally happy to be there. This is amazing. Normally, before sex, real people are scared, to some extent. Not these folks. They’ve got the love of their life standing right next to them and they know that no matter what happens, they’re going home together and in love. This encourages them to just have a ton of fun, indulge in their passions and relax to the fullest.

This is the most elegant part of swinger sex for me. I like seeing people truly happy to be having sex. Fucking has gotten a really bad rep lately with all the people around the world who straight up don’t know how to have some quality sex without fucking everything up. Basic respect and patience are super important, but most people can’t keep it in their pants. You’d think I’d be railing on swingers for being too promiscuous, but you’ll be surprised to find out that these are the kinds of people who have the most patience and understanding. They adhere to rules that were agreed upon in advance. They don’t lie. They don’t cheat. Hell, they bring their spouses everywhere. This is what a proper happy marriage looks like and no-one will dissuade me from that.

Some Fake Shit

Let’s take a break from the super-smiley old-ass wrinkled couples and look at some of the younger folks on here. The first thing you’ll notice is that these young whippersnappers don’t have nearly as much life in their eyes. Am I being too dramatic? Look, the younger they are, the less they give a shit. Young people are immature. If they’re here to suck a cock and they know they’re getting paid for it, they zone the fuck out and forget everything else. It’s not like they know how to properly enjoy themselves.

Anyways, I’m seeing a lot of young couples on here featuring people who are clearly not involved with one another, playing pretend like they’re swinging with strangers, when really, they’re all strangers. These people have never met before. You can tell. There are way too many porn studios that make this kind of smut and try to get away with explicit exposition but that doesn’t work. You wanna know why? Because the fake version of swinger’s porn is literally just a vanilla video of two chicks and two dudes having sex in the same room. They could switch partners right back and it wouldn’t be any more or any less depraved. You water down the fetish when you try and fake it.

Television Shows?

This I was not expecting. There are several actual TV shows that were recorded for broadcast, complete with proper hardcore penetration. Naturally, these would only ever air on adult TV channels, but I really didn’t expect to see this kind of smut on XVideos. I dove into it and it honestly wasn’t half bad. The sex was properly hardcore and depraved. Nothing was held back and there was no censorship at all. You got to see everything that went on. I love this shit. Now, as for the show itself, well, it really depends on your fapping habits. If you’re like me and you want to just jump into the action, then you might as well skip these shows and go to porn clips directly. On the other hand, if you like dragging things out over 45-minute sessions, then these swinger shows might be your next favorite thing in the world.

Keep in mind, the shows don’t only showcase sex – there are parts where the couples talk to interviewers and there are many opportunities for various couples to mingle and get to know each other. Nudity is very much featured all-over, but it’s not stressed at all times. Sometimes there’s a need to sit down and chat. It’s a proper TV show with smut, but it’s not a smut show through and through.

European Acting

Pretend swingers don’t really do it for me because the fetish gets bastardized, however, if the involved pornstars give enough of a shit about the play, then I might just enjoy myself a lot. Unfortunately, western porn stars don’t try very hard to sell you on the play. I checked out a swingers video featuring Lena Paul, who for all intents and purposes is one of the hottest women in porn right now. Alas, her acting left a lot to be desired. I don’t blame her personally. In truth, most porn directors in the west straight up don’t give a shit about the quality of the acting. It’s just thrown in for marketing purposes.

Leave it to the Czech Republic to address this problem and smash some glass ceilings. The babes in Czech porn seem to be significantly better at selling you on just about any story they get thrown their way. I checked out a two couple swingers’ video featuring Little Caprice, whom I very much know is a famous pornstar and yet I had no problems immersing myself into the scenario as if it was real. It’s not nearly as good as the real thing, of course, but it’s a gigantic supply of amazing porn that tickles the swinging bone just fine. It’s enjoyable smut through and through.

Swinging is Cool, Damn It!

I find it funny how people who don’t indulge in swinging think that swingers are ultra-depraved sickos with no self-respect. This is bullshit. The people across all of the videos on XVideos’ swingers’ section are so cheerful and happy. They show each other respect and they generally have a great time. Everyone seems to feel very comfortable and happy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more courteous and polite porn section in my life, especially on XVideos. I wish the whole world was like this, to be honest. We would have significantly fewer wars to fight in if people just learned how to have sex for fun.

My bottom line here shouldn’t come as a surprise – I am not a swinger, but I love swingers and the swingers on XVideos are damn amazing. I send them all my love and my blessings as well as my thanks. I think that anyone could fap to this content. Hell, you don’t have to be a fan of swinging in your personal life – you’ll still adore this smut on its own merits. Also, do yourself a favor and ceck out Little Caprice. She’s done some interesting swinger-themed content that I think is worth a fap or two. And remember: it doesn’t count as swinging unless both parties agree to it.