AlohaTube Wrestling

What’s up, you naughty little freak! Are you tired of watching female pro wrestling, wishing that one of them would just take out a tit or two? I mean, who the fuck watches women’s pro wrestling for the wrestling? Haha! Alright, alright… The wrestling is pretty fucking awesome. But you know what would be even more awesome? If they just ate each other out! Tell me that wouldn’t make the pay-per-views give Vince McMahon an orgasm for the rest of his life! 

Well, apparently, that would be wrong for “so many reasons”. Something about respecting the wrestlers’ integrity, setting an example for young girls, providing family-friendly entertainment, blah blah blah. Luckily for you, there’s more than one place for dirty little pervs like you to enjoy hot whores wrestling! In fact, it’s probably one of the most entertaining porn content out there! What can I say? Wrestling is fun as fuck! 

Today, we’ll be exploring one of my favorite porn aggregators: alohatube.com. This site has quickly become one of the best aggregators to grace the porn industry! It’s definitely the best aggregator casual porn watchers have never heard of! This site has taken the best pieces of porn from websites you’d never even think to search and features all of them in one place! They do this once every 5 minutes! And it’s not quantity over quality either. I guarantee, each individual video you watch is perk your pecker up so hard it’ll damn near fly off your pelvis! 

You’ll find almost every niche fetish you can think of, and you can bet your ass that wrestling is one of them! This site has a great collection of some of the most entertaining wrestling porn you’ll ever see! With thousands of videos each as unique as the last! You’ll never want to watch WWE again! Why sit through a bunch of guys humping each other in spandex to get to a few girls humping each other in spandex? It’s like paying $9.99 to watch an hour of foreplay.

At Aloha Tube, you can skip straight to the girls fucking in spandex for free! Hey, you might even find some dudes fucking in spandex! I’d take fucking each other on a table over throwing each other through them any day. (Both sound pretty great though!)

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Buckle up and enjoy a face full of fresh and fit pussy! Aloha Tube features an almost adless list of sexy thumbnails for you to enjoy! This site (FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE) provides some of the best browsing experiences online! This kind of free browsing is what puts Aloha Tube up there as one of my favorite porn aggregators! The most you’ll find is a banner at the bottom of the page — respecting your precious penis time! 

You’ll enjoy around 104 pages of sexy thumbnails containing a giant variety of wrestling porn. I’d bet you’d find totally unique clips of wrestling fun all the way on the 104th page! I wasn’t kidding when I said they don’t sacrifice quantity for quality here! Not to mention, below the huge list of dick-tickling thumbnails, you’ll find a huge list of categories for when you’re ready to move on to your next fetish! 

With this amount of unique and entertaining porn, it’s gonna be a long time before you’re looking for anything else! Each thumbnail also features a preview of the video. Now, it’s an aggregator site. So, don’t expect a seamless HD video preview the moment you hover your cursor over it. It’s more like a really low-quality slideshow! But hey, that’s more than most aggregators can say! Most porn aggregators out there are satisfied with slapping on screenshots of limp-dicked videos without so much as a title. Sometimes you’ll have to hover your cursor on the thumbnail for the title to come up as a tooltip! (It’s perfect if you wanna ghettofy your porn experience!)

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And it’s about as entertaining as it gets! I’ll be the first to admit it: pro wrestling is one of the most entertaining things on television. It’s not even really close! There’s a reason people still watch that shit after its CEO, Vince McMahon admitted that it was fake (scripted) in the late 80s. Who cares if it’s not competitive!? Watching grown men and sexy ladies throw each other around is fucking great! 

Now add that with some blowjobs, cunt fisting, and naked triangle leg locks and you’ve got an even better time! Imagine if they could air this shit on mainstream television! Haha! That’d probably mean you’d have to pay for it. You and I both know that you don’t need to add any more damage to that ever-growing porn subscription! 

Thankfully, wrestling porn isn’t on mainstream television and you can watch it for free online! Lucky you! In fact, with Aloha Tube’s new site features, you can watch the sexiest amateur wrestling content in one place! That’s right! Aloha Tube has recently pushed itself to the top of the porn aggregator list with its new onsite video playback! No longer will you have to gamble watching a hot video and receiving a roundhouse to your computer performance! 

You can watch everything in one place. No ad bombs, no redirects, not even a video preview! Talk about lucky! But enough of that! I’m sure your cock’s dying to know what you’re gonna beat it to! Well, let’s start with Vanessa Vega! 

One of the first videos I enjoyed was titled “Vanessa Vega Wrestles Landen Turner Eating His Cum In the Fight Ring Then Riding His Face”. Seriously, who the fuck makes a title that long?! Haha! No dude with a cock in his hand is gonna have the patience to read all of that! But I bet you’ll wish the video was even longer! 

This wasn’t an amateur video where the two actors pretend to wrestle just to fuck each other afterward. No, this was an ACTUAL competition! “PornDude… seriously? How the fuck a girl is gonna beat a guy in a wrestling competition!?” Like this: the first to cum loses! These two had to actually make each other cum while wrestling! Now the girl has the advantage!

Can you guess who won? Obviously, the girl did! Haha! This bitch immediately pulled half guard and transitioned into a 69 position. She really knew what she was doing! This is the kind of technique you’d see in a legitimate grappling class… Minus the 69 position and giving the guy a blowjob. That blowjob was so hard and fast, Turner forgot that it was a competition! Even when he tried to eat her out, she readjusted and put him in a triangle leg lock! I mean, she really kicked his ass! Haha! 

What I Liked

This is some of the most entertaining porn you’ll ever come across. There must be well over 10,000 videos of some of the most entertaining amateur wrestling porn on the internet! There’s a giant list of wrestling videos completely different from the ones next to it! And your lucky little pecker gets to enjoy it all for free! 

You’ll find actual wrestling competitions, be it to submission or orgasm (Totally naked. Obviously.) You’ll find amateur videos of wrestling foreplay turned to wrestle fucking. There are even compilations of actual WWE stars taking off their tops and showing their tits! You can skip the entire event to get to the best part for completely free! 

What I Don’t Like

The on-site video playback is pretty fucking great. But it’s still a little buggy. Sometimes, when clicking play, you’ll be redirected to the source page where there’ll be an ad-bomb waiting just for you. Thankfully you can easily close the tab and click the video again. 

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So, now you’ve got your own streaming service! That’s fucking great! You know what would be even more great? If all the pervs jerking off to these thousands of videos can leave a comment about how much the video got them off! Not a lot of people know this, but porn comment sections have the best comment sections out of every kind of social media! 

I’m not even kidding! If you ever make the mistake of gazing at the cesspool that is the YouTube comment section, head on over to Pornhub’s comment section and you’ll regain your faith in humanity! Now Aloha Tube can be that place too! 

Conclusion

Alohatube.com has some of the sexiest collections of super entertaining wrestling porn online. If you’re looking for a fun new fetish to get yourself off, you can stop right here. There are thousands of the hottest amateur wrestling porn right here! Once you start browsing, you’ll forget what fucking time it is! You’re only a click away from enjoying some of the best amateur wrestling on the web! Try not to break your cock!