Porn.com Yoga Porn

This is a difficult section for me to cover, because yoga porn is so painfully undefined. It’s one of those fetish genres that revolves around a topic, rather than being defined by said topic. What I mean by this is that there’s no clear definition on where the yoga actually goes in yoga porn. Are people supposed to fuck while they strike yoga positions or are yoga babes getting stripped and fucked vanilla style after they’re done with a regular session of stretching? There are no rules here. You can’t know for sure what to expect and the producers can’t know for sure what people want to see. That’s how you end up with wide spreads. Porn producers cast wide nets and Porn Dot Com goes even wider by raking in the content from every worthwhile mainstream site that wants to dole out videos. By the way, I will be referring to this site as Porn Dot Com, because otherwise the damn review will be impossible to read.

On Porn Dot Com, yoga porn mostly comes in one simple flavor – bitches that do yoga get fucked. They always wear yoga pants. In most videos they outright take them off by the end, but they always at least start off by wearing yoga pants. I have a sneaking suspicion that the entire yoga fetish only really has to do with the yoga pants and nothing else is really important. I can’t prove it, of course, but it does seem to be the only common denominator across all of these videos. Sometimes the girls actually do yoga. Other times they just sort of dick around then get fucked. But, the one thing that stays the same is that they’re always wearing yoga pants. Sometimes they just fuck around them without even taking them off. It’s insane stuff. I’ve seen tons of fetishes that have to do with articles of clothing and I have to say, I kind of get it.

Stretching is Sexy

We’ve known this since time immemorial. A woman who can put her legs behind her head is a woman that is probably great at giving head. That and she can also most likely do a split on your cock. And boy, do these girls do a lot of splits. They love showing off their flexibility. Yoga doesn’t make you inherently flexible, but prolonged training and stretches will let you get away with some crazy stuff, especially if you’re a woman. Female pelvises get really wild with proper training. The girls on Porn Dot Com’s yoga section are all veterans of the great stretch. They can bend over like none other. They utilize their skills to the fullest in giving these dudes an unforgettable lay that is sure to stay in your memories for a long time as well.

While I like chicks in yoga pants, I’m more of a naked female body enthusiast, so I really loved the videos that involve actual yoga poses with naked girls. The yoga pants are featured here too, but only at the start. The rest of the time, the babes are completely naked and sometimes they’re even oiled up for added flair. They stretch, they pose and they strike all kinds of upwards and downwards dogs or what have you. They do all this while the camera is hyper focused on their vaginas. This is fantastic shit. If you like jacking off to videos of girls just casually being nude, this might be your next favorite type of video. You have to try it out for yourself, of course. It’s not nearly as passionate as videos of babes masturbating. But it is rather erotic, in the softcore sense. The stretching is the main event and the girls do a fantastic job of it.

Pretending to Care

On the flip side of these amazing videos, there’s the abundance of mainstream pornography that is supposedly centered on the yoga, but really, it’s just standard cookie cutter mainstream smut, like all the other shit you’ve already seen. Oh sure, they sometimes try to sell you on a play, with overlap with other genres and all that, but it always boils down to the same fucking smut. Take for example this one video I just watched in which a young babe is doing yoga in her living room. Her step brother walks in, teases her a bit, then offers to help her stretch. A few seconds later, he’s starting to get a bit handsy. His step-sister pretends to object, but she’s also making sex noises like she’s damn turned on. A short two minutes later, she’s sucking him off. Then, they fuck. Then, they fuck anally. Whoop-dee-doo. This has nothing to do with yoga, goddamn it. It’s barely a framing device at this point.

Mainstream porn studios do this type of shit all the time. They pretend to care about a fetish in order to tap into the demographic, no matter how small or niche it might be. They have to cover their spread. They make porn about everything, in theory. But really, it’s all the exact same smut, with a different ribbon on top. They do this in order to match tags on sites like Porn Dot Com and it’s working for them. I don’t blame Porn Dot Com for this. They draw in content automatically and sort it using the videos’ original tags. They’re not to blame for this mishmash of disjointed pornography. No, it’s the industry. It’s always the damn industry. Look, the smut I’m griping about isn’t bad. These are great videos through and through. But, if you are checking out a goddamn yoga section, then chances are you’d like to just stick to that kind of content and not splinter off into standard sucks and fucks.

Has a Ton of Potential

The underlined conclusion here is that the smut on Porn Dot Com features hot babes that are very flexible. Whether the smut in question truly is or is not representative of the deeper values of yoga fetishism, I do not know. You’d have to judge that per video. It’s impossible to cater to every single one of you guys, since you all have such specific expectations and passions and I personally have nothing against that. Porn Dot Com is here to bring you a gigantic library of high-quality yoga porn videos, all for free. You can’t beat that kind of offer. I mean, if it’s free, how can you complain about it? You can’t. Beggars can’t be choosers.

As for a comparison between Porn Dot Com’s yoga smut versus what I’ve seen on another mixed bag porn tubes, well, they’re doing a pretty good job. All sites that have a yoga section seem to struggle with the fact that the genre is so painfully undefined. Yoga-specific sites are different because those are usually studios that have their own scripts and framing that are all directed by someone with a clear vision. So, if you like one of their videos, you’re likely to enjoy all of them. Porn tubes don’t have that privilege, because they’re not producing the content, they’re just bringing it in.

The Quality is Off the Charts

Long gone are the days of low-resolution smut videos that were recorded on potato cams. Oh sure, they still exist, but popular sites like Porn Dot Com have the good sense to let them float to the bottom of the smut barrel. Today, every single free video on these kinds of sites, including the yoga porn we’re discussing, is available in a high resolution. Sometimes you have to settle for 720p, but they call that HD-ready, so it’s close enough. There are no 480p videos is what I’m trying to say.

It wasn’t always like this. It used to be hard to amass this many videos while also maintaining a level of quality. But, with the years and this planet’s overpopulation came a saturation of porn. That sounded so fucking nerdy. I didn’t mean it to. Look, what I’m trying to say is there are tons of studios out there who are all working to gently outdo each other at the same game, with all fetishes, yoga included. While this particular passion might not be in any porn network’s top three, it’s still a valid preference and as such it's going to be features on sites like Porn Dot Com with a ton of coverage.

The fetish is also quite innocent in nature, even with hardcore penetration, since it doesn’t call for any particularly depraved acts. You get stretching, sucking, fucking and women who don’t speak much. That’s a dream come true right there.