SpankBang Yoga

What’s up, you filthy bastard! How’s life treating you!? The world seems a little upside down these days, huh? What with everything going on, it’s hard to keep your nerves. Thankfully, I’ve been able to keep calm by keeping the cum out of my balls and my blood where it’s supposed to be. Right upstairs, where I really need it, haha! Don’t tell me you’ve been too stressed to beat that little pecker of yours! Well, we’ve got to solve that right now! You’ve probably been beating that motherfucker once a day like a damn rookie! Don’t worry! Ol’ PornDude’s about to make sure your balls stay as empty as that pretty little head!

I’ve got just the category for your sick little ass to get into! Have you ever tried yoga? Mrs. PornDude has been recommending that shit to me for years! I was never really into it. I figured it’s best to leave all the acrobatics to her when we fuck! I’m happy just sticking my cock in a hole while she does the splits! I don’t need to do the splits too! But, I’ve been thinking about it more and more lately. Maybe I should try other methods of calming my mind other than beating my meat, you know?

OR I could beat my meat to a bunch of sluts practicing THEIR yoga! I’d technically be killing two birds with one stone! Haha! It’s a win-win! Thankfully, I have a wealth of knowledge on where to find the best sites for all the best categories. And since you’re reading this, that means you and your lucky little pecker do too! Today we’re gonna take a trip down one of my favorite sites! Spankbang.com. 

Spankbang.com is known for a user interface that puts even the great Pornhub to shame! You can easily find any naughty little thing your cock desires with minimum effort. And that includes gorgeous sluts contorting their bodies in ways you couldn’t even imagine. You’re about to take a small trip to Nirvana, my friend! Get ready to have all your fears and anxieties wash away! 

Just You And Your Cock

Once you land on the site, you’ll recognize Spanbang’s borderless feature. Just hit f11, and your screen will be filled with thumbnails of all kinds of bitches doing shit you never thought was possible. There are minimum ads on the page, and you won’t find yourself directed to some random site every other second! Not too bad for a completely free site, right? It gets better! 

You and your lucky little pecker get to enjoy dynamic video previews! Just hover your cursor over a thumbnail, and you’ll get a short clip of what you’re going to be busting your load to! You don’t even have to click on a video to cum! If you’re feeling adventurous, you can go through all 107 pages of sluts completely ad free! I call it speedrunning, haha! You should try it sometime! It’s a lot of fun! 

On every thumbnail, there’s an indication of the level of quality. Most videos are at least 720p, but you can enjoy plenty of tantric action in up to 4k! And yeah, that’s right! It’s still free, you lucky son of a bitch! The length of the video is also indicated in the thumbnail. So, you’ll know just how long you’ll need to tug that cock before the climax. If you’d like, you can set a filter at the top of the page to sort the thumbnails by duration. So, if you’re looking to cum in 5 minutes (which we both know you are), you can sort the page to just give you videos that are 5 minutes long. If you’re looking to have yourself a little marathon, you can set that motherfucker to 40+ minutes and have a hell of a day! 

Whorevanna

I can’t start without mentioning the brilliant video quality on every fucking video. I mean, holy shit! It doesn’t get better than this. Imagine having thousands of hot sluts doing the wildest shit with their bodies at your fingertips for free. And your lucky ass gets to enjoy all of it in perfect streaming quality! We truly live in the future, my friend! 

This isn’t like some backwater site where you’ll have to click off of 3 ads to wait for a video to buffer before you cum! Just click play, and you’re on your way to peace of mind! There’s even a feature that shows screenshots under every video. So, you can click the part that you think will really get you going. No more moving the video tracker around to guess the best place to cum! You can see it right in front of you! 

Now, let’s get to the good shit! I know you’re itching to know what kind of tantric fun you’ll be getting into! Well, you’d better get some incense because you’re definitely gonna feel enlightened after this! One of the first videos I saw was a gorgeous petite brunette bitch making shapes with a black stud. And no, this wasn’t just some instructor scenario! There was no instruction here! This bitch went straight to doing yoga poses while getting rammed by a giant black rod! The shit barely seemed possible! You don’t find talent like that just anywhere!

Some girls didn’t need to get straight into it! I saw a purple-haired beauty start doing some real yoga before stopping to suck on some cock! Can you imagine if yoga classes were really like this? If this happened at those hot yoga sessions, I would be a fucking mystic guru by now, haha! That’s what you’d REALLY call hot yoga! 

Most of the videos you’ll find on Spankbang are at least 720p. But there are some vintage gems to be found here too! If you’re into some authentic zen meditation, you can enjoy a couple of Asian girls bail on their yoga sessions to get fucked by their mentors! I mean, that’s got to be some kind of sin, right? How does it work in Buddhism? Haha! I mean, as long as they reach a feeling of bliss, it should be okay, right? It shouldn’t matter how they get there! Shit, if this was what yoga was, I’d be a fucking master by now. 

If you’re a little more classy than the average perv, there’s more than enough to suit your finer tastes! There are videos of girls performing actual yoga as they get more and more naked as the video progresses. Now, that’s some shit only the most affluent men of culture could enjoy. If your dad ever walked in on you “enjoying” this kind of content, he’d definitely be proud, haha! 

What I Liked

All of these videos are completely original. That’s right! You can enjoy unique HD videos of tantric sexiness for absolutely free! It’s almost too good to believe, right? Well, believe it! What’s more? You get to browse all of that naughty goodness with minimum ads! You don’t even need to click on the videos to enjoy them! 

If you’ve read any of my blogs, you’ll know I’m a sucker for variety. Few things are more frustrating than seeing a page full of bimbos that look more or less the fucking same. Thankfully, Spankbang does not disappoint! There’s more than enough variety to get your naughty little cock stuck into! You can enjoy everything from big bootied ebony babes to the thiccest redheads you’ve ever seen! And they’re all stretching to the heavens for your enjoyment! It’s a beautiful thing, my friend. 

What I Don’t Like

There’s not a lot to dislike with a site like this. Spankbang gets just about everything right. The site is damn near perfect! Although, they’re kind of pushing it with the gateway ads. The first time you click a thumbnail, you’ll land on a full-page ad to some other site. You’d think that was it, but once you press play, you’ll be met with another pre-video ad. You only need one ad, guys! With all this top-tier content, I don’t want to be sat waiting with my cock in my hand!

I mean, at least sites like Pornhub lets you watch a few videos ad-free once you’ve already had to skip one. Just something to consider if you ever want to be the next big thing in the industry!

Tips From ThePornDude

There aren’t many suggestions I can give a gem of a site like this! It’s damn near perfect! It could just be a little easier on the ads before the videos. I’m trying to bust a nut here. I’m not that interested in what anyone has to sell me.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for a little piece of mind, you’ve come to the right place! Spankbang will get you clearing your mind by clearing your balls! You can enjoy swathes of bitches doing everything yoga related in HD for completely free! There are girls doing yoga while getting pounded, girls bailing on hot yoga sessions for hot cock, OR sluts just doing yoga naked in front of a camera for you to enjoy! You have it all, my friend! All the content is completely original. You won’t find shit like this anywhere else. Your cock might just experience Nirvana! Namaste, you dirty motherfucker!