Bondage Guru

I consider myself many things. I’m an alpha male, a dude with a giant cock, and a pocket pool guru. No one has a mastery of porn watching like I do. I should live like a hermit on the top of a mountain with a group of select followers I can send into the world to spread the good word. Unfortunately, the internet reception on remote mountains is garbage, so I’ll have to stick to living in my house and writing articles. 

It’s Good to be the King

The key to being a proper masturbation guru is to always be living the life. I don’t leave my work at the office. To be fair, I don’t have an office. Could you imagine what cubical life would be like at the Porndude building? First off, the bathroom would always be occupied. You’d have to keep a piss and shit bucket next to the desk. Everything would be sticky from stapler to water cooler. The water-cooler wouldn’t even be used for water. It would be full of lube.

No, this is the kind of job that has to be done from the comfort of my home, where I can stretch out and jerk off anytime I want. That means technically, I'm always in the office. I’m constantly studying to be better at what I do. I keep my nose in the books and my head out of the clouds. I can’t afford to be lazy and take walks, do laundry, cook, or go grocery shopping. I have to remain focused and keep my eye on the prize. It’s porn and masturbation all day, every day.

You can’t become me unless you’re willing to dedicate yourself to the lifestyle. It’s not for the faint of heart. You have to be a lion amongst sheep, an orca amongst seals, and a man amongst pussies. 

I am not alone in fighting the good fight. There are many gurus out there representing different aspects of the porn and masturbation world. We all owe a debt of gratitude to the gurus of things like MILFs, teens, 69ing, and blow jobs. These are the things that keep the earth spinning. Without them, God knows where we would be.

One of these gurus that deserves a little extra respect is the Bondage-guru. Bondage covers a vast range of content, from holding a bitches wrists down to suspending her from the ceiling with barbed wire. That's a shit ton of ground to cover.

To assist in our consumption of said content, the Bondage Guru created and gathered grade-A content on his website. This is the type of porn that only a dedicated guru could find. Don't let his efforts go to waste by not masturbating to them.

The web design puts the content front and center. It reminds me of Youtube if it was built exclusively for the elderly. The text and thumbnails are large, and the content is given in a single column to avoid confusion. All the infirmed perverts will find navigation a breeze.

My one complaint about the aesthetic is the white background. If I complain about white background enough, one day, they will be a relic of the past. But, unfortunately, that day isn't anytime soon.

The main menu hangs out up top and contains the options Home, Bondage male-female, Bondage general content, Bondage female female, Latex bondage, Mummification bondage, Asian bondage, and Contacts. 

Each category on Bondage Guru is unique and ideally crafted for maximum boner potential. No matter what your favorite flavor is, you will be inundated with amazing content.

The Classic

The first listed category is first for a reason. Male to female domination is perhaps the most popular form of BDSM. Here you can see sexy bomb shells treated like disgusting fuck wits. These cunts are used to being waited on hand and foot by a bevy of betas they will never fuck. All they can do is obey when a strong alpha male with a whip and a crop comes along making demands. 

These bitches get tied up, flogged, pinched, tickled, beat, cuffed, and spit on. They are complete slaves to their dom, who expect their every word to be taken as scripture. Then, if cunts are lucky and listen well enough, perhaps they will be rewarded with a fuck.

The second category is general bondage. This covers the gambit of what BDSM has to offer. If you're not sure what your favorite brand is, here is where you can experiment to find out. I recommend starting at the top and watching ten or so videos in order. That will give you a little taste of everything.

In third is bitch on bitch bondage action. Few things are sexier than watching two slut torture each other. If you think men are brutal to their whore slaves, what until you see what these cunts do to each other. The vaginal torture is savage.

I've had the pleasure of attending some girl-on-girl bondage porn film sets, and let me tell you. The magic in the air is palpable. Every man on the crew struggles not to drop their equipment and start masturbating. The ladies know it and always put some extra oomph on their performance. They want to prove to the guys that they can be just as sadistic as any male dom.

Up next is another extremely popular form of bondage, latex bondage. It's kind of wild just how widespread this shit is. I think it gained traction by being extraordinarily tight and also related to medical practices. Regardless, latex remains an essential item in any dom's toolbox.

In this section, you'll find bitches in boots, gloves, pants, shirts, and entire body suits made of latex. Also known as gimp suits, these full coverings were thrust into popular culture by Grand Theft Auto San Andres, where you could find a dildo and gimp suit in the police station. 

One of the most extreme forms of bondage featured on Bondage Guru is mummification. As I'm sure you can imagine, mummification is not for the weak of mind. Those that suffer from any form of claustrophobia beware. This page might send you into a fit.

Wrap Your Willy

Mummification bondage is exactly what you think it is. It features bitches being totally encased in things like plastic wrap, latex, satin, rubber sheets, and whatever else might be handy at the time. Once mummified bitches can't move, can't speak, and often can only barely breathe. Despite such restrictions, one thing a bitch can still do is cum hard.

This section contains a lot of superhero-related content. Who doesn't want to see bitches like Superwoman and Cat woman trapped and wrapped tight? The things I would do to a mummified Cat woman can't be described, even in a Porndude article.

The final category is Asian bondage. This doesn't mean American porn shot with Asian actresses. This means Asian porn that was filmed in Asia. Most of the content originates from Japan, so you know what that means; shit is about to get weird.

Japan has its own flavor of BDSM and porn in general that is unique. You can't get anything like it anywhere else. Half the time, I'm not even sure where they come up with this shit. Bitches are put into all manner of precarious predicaments that always end in a mixture of pleasure and pain.

There's something about Japanese women that makes them inherently fun to torture sexually. I think it's the innocence people outside of Japan apply to Japanese women. Men love crushing innocence under the boot of their penis. 

One of the popular stars in this section is Asiana Starr. I love this bitch because I love all sexy thick Asian bitches. Rarely do you see an ass like this on a Japanese cunt. Plus, she has the tits to match.

It's no wonder she is a fixture of Bondage Guru. She can put up with an insane amount of damage. You don't find cunts like this growing on trees, so when you get one, you have to stick her in front of the camera as often as possible. 

Bondage Guru is a guru in every sense of the word. He is like a bondage monk providing his followers with the fruits of his labor. Each section of Bondage Guru is better than the last. No matter what your favorite category of BDSM is, you'll find great content here.

Bondage Guru still has room for improvement as far as web design and navigation goes. They either need to add more categories or include a tag listing. I think tags are the way to go since the category list is in the main menu.

The only things my readers are gurus in are living with parents, playing video games, and ordering pizza. If you need BDSM porn, rely on Bondage Guru to get you where you need to go.