I Love Spanking (update aff)

The booty cheek is a fat meaty wall of goodness. Nothing but juice and muscle perfectly sized and curved for swift contact from the hand or other flat objects. When spanked, the sound rings out through the room, echoing off the walls. This is why the booty was made.

Some might say it was to protect the anus. Others say it's to give us a place to sit. My cat doesn't have booty cheeks, but it has no problem plopping its asshole on any surface it pleases. I've never seen it be uncomfortable to make direct butthole contact with an object. Admittedly, that mother fucker is far from bashful.

I imagine I would be the same way if I ended up cheekless. Speaking honestly, my ass is tiny, so I'm not far off from it now. All it takes is sitting on a particularly fluffy chair while wearing particularly thin pants, then boom. My asshole is rubbing against stuff. It's not a comfortable feeling, but it's not the worst either.

Why Cheeks?

The only reason I can think of to develop such a pronounced buttock is to slap that bitch into oblivion. That's why I try to spank bitches as often as possible. I wish this were back in the day when you could just roll up on any random slut on the street and give her ass a pat. You couldn't lay into it like you wanted, but you could get in there. Nowadays, that will get you arrested in a heartbeat. What happened to this world?

I won't complain too much. Ladies have blessed us by perpetuating the tights and yoga pants revolution. It used to be every winter, booty went into hibernation, not to be seen until the following spring. Fortunately, those days are long behind us. (pun intended) Yoga pants show off every curve and angle of the booty. It's a truly marvelous thing.

They are also highly spankable. From a distance, you almost can't tell the difference between a bare-assed spank and a yoga pants spank. The sound is spot on, and the thwack still resonates in my bones.

What a miracle to be alive at a time like this. I get to spank bitches so often that the nerves in my hands have all but stopped working. I don't feel the tingle and sting in my palms like I used to. Now all I get is a reverberation along my forearm bones and into my elbow joint. I've become perfectly built to slap bitches as hard as I want.

As often as I get the chance to put my hand against the booty, it's still not enough. I'm an insatiable beast that requires constant booty attention, so when I can't get my fill, I look to I Love Spanking to fill the gaps.  

If you can't already tell by the name and my enthusiasm, I Love Spanking is a dedicated spank porn site loaded with the content I need to sate my deep slap urges. It's the next closest thing to putting in the work myself.

Sure, you can get spank porn on almost any website. It doesn't take a BDSM site or dedicated site to see a booty be reddened, but the shit you'll find on a tube site doesn't hold a candle to the type of shit a dedicated site finds. How could it?

Infinate Variation

It might seem that spank porn would be pretty straightforward, but there are so many ways to go about it. There are infinite different setups that can lead to punishment. Unlike most other porn variants, the narrative is vital to spank porn. I want to know why a bitch is getting her cheeks beat.

There are also nearly unlimited objects to spank a bitch with. The hand is just the beginning. There are whips, chains, rolled-up newspapers, extension cords, carpet beaters, fly swatters, and brooms, just to name a few.

While those are all great options, I have to admit that the hand is still my favorite flavor of spank. You don't get nearly as much feedback on a spank delivered by a weapon. You can't feel it in your hands and arms. Yes, weapons can do more damage, but spanking isn't all about damage.

I enjoy “I Love Spanking's” web design. They approach it somewhat like an online magazine and refer to content as "articles" instead of videos. That's just fine with me. I kind of like the official ring it carries. However, in the end, it's glorified spank porn.

The main menu sits up top and includes the options Home, Zero-day, HD, Full HD, Spanking actress, Tube, A link to your favorite porn reviewer, TOP Onlyfans link, and a search bar. 

Down the right side is a list of other porn sites that I Love Spanking has a relationship with. It's mostly BDSM sites such as Humiliation-pov and Ilovescat.

Below that is the master list of spank categories. Most of these are studios that focus on spank porn as opposed to tags or the like. If you don't frequently visit spank sites, you probably won't recognize most of the studios. They include such wonderful options as Eris Martinet Female Evil, Gigi Cherry, Girl Spank Girl, Ella Hughes Official, Dreams of Spanking, Hippo and Flamingo, My Spanking Roommate, Pregnant Mayven, Red Cheeks Studio, and Real Spanking Network.

Continuing down the right side is a link for an online spanking chat where you can speak to like-minded individuals who love to tear an ass up. This is a great place to learn about other excellent spank sites. 

Another step down is a list of featured spanking movies. This is in constant rotation since I Love Spanking is always adding fresh content. You'll never run out of new beatings to make your cock hard.

Another layer below the featured content is a giant tag listing, and this shit is thorough, to say the least. There isn't much you won't find in this bitch. I see Crying, Firm hand spanking, Leather strap, PAddling, Disciplinary arts, Bent over, Domestic discipline, Bare bottom spanking, Assume the position studios, Strapping, Real spanking, Corporal punishment, eighteen and nineteen years old, Caning, and Chelsea Pfeiffer.

Giving it to the Mormans

Let's dive into some of the glorious content that resides on I Love Spanking. Most "articles" include both links for download and a video player to stream the content right on the site. I love when websites include both options. It's sort of like having some now while saving a bit for later. 

I also love anytime a religious bitch is taking her lickings. The more absurd the religion, the better. I like to imagine that I'm beating the dumb out of them. That's why I had to dive into "My Spanking Roommate - mp4 / Full HD - Clare Fonda, Sky Terrapin - Episode 427: Sky Spanks Clare."

Clare Fonda is in desperate need of a roommate to split the rent with, so she hosts interviews to find the right candidate. While Clare is interviewing a hotty named Sky Terrapin, Sky lets slip that she is Morman. You don't get much more bat shit crazy than the Mormans. I'd like to say hello to all the Mormans reading this article. God knows you love to jerk off to porn while looking down your nose at others who join you.

When Clare hears this, she immediately starts laying down the charm. Her flirting works, and before long, she has sky bent over her knee like a kid who just spilled milk. 

Clare wiggles and complains about the beating, but there is not much she can do about it. Sky needs a place to live, and Clare has the keys. So all she can do is lay on Clare's knees and take her lumps.

Eventually, Clare grows tired of all the bitching and moaning, so she stuffs a pair of panties down Sky's throat to shut her up. I love shutting a loud bitch up with her own underwear.

Clare isn't finished yet, though. She is just getting started. Once she is done spanking Sky with her hands, she breaks out a hairbrush and lets it fly. By the time Clare's done, Sky is left rubbing a sore and swollen booty.

When I can't get my hands on a slut to spank myself, I head over to I Love Spanking. It's as close as I can get to experiencing the real thing. You guys will never get to experience spanking a slut, so I Love Spanking is a profound blessing. 

My only complaint about I Love Spanking is the plain white background. Not only is it an amateur design move, but it also hurts my eyes. It's an easy fix, though.

I can never get enough of spanking, and I Love Spanking makes sure I never have to go without. I love my life.