LeatherDyke

Leather Dyke! Are we allowed to say dyke again? I thought it was a no-no word. I know it’s not illegal or whatever, but didn’t the lesbians send out a memo a while back saying that the D word is unacceptable? I thought they were supposed to be called female aligned femoids. Look, I’m old at this point; it’s hard for me to stay on top of all the young people speak. It’s all slang and lingo at this point. In case you’re just turning 18 and you haven’t heard of the D word before, I’ll translate for you. This review is about LeatherDyke, which is a crass way of saying “lesbian who likes pain and gross things”.

Depravity in Droves

That being said, the name is a huge fucking misdirect, considering that this isn’t really a lesbian site. It’s a site with a ton of lesbian content, for sure, but there’s a healthy smattering of mixing and matching across its pages, depending on which section you’re checking out. There’s a male domination section, for fuck’s sakes. Obviously, there’s going to be men in it. The name of this site is more of an homage to the fact that there are lesbians on it, rather than a full devotion to the actual smut. The same can be said for the leather part, since this isn’t a bondage site, per se. It’s more of an extreme fetish site with a collection of loosely related depravities that are sectioned off so you don’t accidentally see something you don’t want to see.

You might think to yourself: Mr. Porn Dude, I am not squeamish. Please put all my smut into one basket so that I may dive in at random. You do not know what you ask of my friend. Some of this smut is so depraved that it never should have seen the light of day. It is the stuff of nightmares. It is the kind of disgusting sexual derangement that you need an exorcism to forget. I’m just kidding, it’s mostly shit, piss and cum. It’s about as normal as normal can get, but in the mainstream, this is what passes for extreme pornography.

Taking it Too Far?

Naturally, scat and piss play are a bit south of regular porn, but it doesn’t warrant the kind of extreme sequestering that it normally experiences on average porn sites. It’s hidden away as if the average masturbator might vomit at the site of it. Speaking of vomit, you get a lot of vomit porn on LeatherDyke as well. It’s a great site, I must say. The collection is amazing. Personally, I’m not squeamish, but I’m not into these kinds of fetishes either. Plus, in my experience, women tend to expel outrageous amounts of shit out their mouths, damn near every time they open the bloody things, so I really wouldn’t want to go out of my way to see more of the damn stuff on purpose. Keep the shit inside the woman, where it belongs.

That being said, I know you fuckers are depraved as all hell and you’re here to see this kind of content, so I will oblige. There’s a veritable fuck ton of high-quality depraved smut on LeatherDyke featuring every single gross sexual act imaginable. I mean for God’s sakes, there’s a prolapse section that’s devoted to seeing colons leaving the human body for a little while so they can get tickled and otherwise recorded for your viewing pleasure. I never found women’s colons to be particularly arousing, then again, I haven’t seen one on the outside of the woman’s body yet. At least, not in person. Let’s hope I never do.

Innocent Front Page

If you are aroused by some or none of what I may or may not have just said, then you might have found an amazing website that’s worth a bookmark or two. Come back to LeatherDyke regularly to see what’s new in the world of fucked up fetishism. There’s pain, pleasure and all kinds of consensual abuse for you to enjoy. One thing I found absolutely adorable is that the home page for LeatherDyke features completely safe for work images representing the various categories of smut that are available for preview.

For example, there’s a cute pic of a girl wearing some duct tape over her mouth and it’s clearly a stock photo. It’s innocent and not at all pornographic. That’s the BDSM section. Thing is, once you click through past these innocent images, you’re scarred for life. This is kind of your last chance to turn back before you see the smut. Some of the sections are actually quite enjoyable without the need for much sexual depravity. The miscellaneous fetish section for example is loaded with videos of babes inserting vegetables into each other’s snatches, both in public and in private. They also cook with the veggies and feed each other. That kind of shit is conventionally arousing. It’s a bit far from fetishistic, but I can see how some people might get really hung up on the specific concepts.

Mixed Bag of Disgust

What I find really interesting about the content supply on LeatherDyke is that it’s clearly fed in from all possible sources worldwide. The net being cast here is wide as hell. You’re mostly looking at western productions, but the quality and casting is all-over the place. On the one hand, you’ll see Adriana Chechik videos, on the other, B-tier pornography featuring elderly ladies. Everything is up for grabs here.

For reasons that are beyond me, prolapse videos are all the rage on LeatherDyke. They have their own section, but they can also be found all-over the damn website in other categories as well. It’s kind of like they’re oozing out into the other sections. I don’t understand the appeal of prolapse videos and I probably never will, but if you’re a fan, you’re going to feel damn welcome on LeatherDyke, let me tell you. They’re inevitable like Thanos or global warming. You have to see at least a dozen prolapse videos on this site.

Hell, there’s so much experimental penetration on LeatherDyke that if I were to run a statistic, I’m sure I’d find that the vagina is the least penetrated female hole on this entire website. The directors behind these works seem to be really devoted to the idea of exploring the female body in ways that nature did not account for. I found videos of babes shoving thumb tacks inside their snatches and needles inside their asses. I don’t know what to do with this information. It’s equal parts gross and fascinating. It’s not too hard to fap to, but it’s hardly my idea of a great time.

No Pain no Gain

I’ll level with you. If for whatever reason you grew up with extreme mommy issues and the idea of women being in pain arouses you, then you’ll have a fantastic time on LeatherDyke. These women get punished in damn near every single way possible. I’m also seeing a lot of talented and recognizable faces of babes that specialize in pain play. The two that really stick out for me are Charlotte Sartre and Natalie Mars. They’re both completely insane. They love pushing limits. There’s even a couple of videos of them suffering together. Now that’s what I call quality BDSM. Get the queens of BDSM to punish each other.

One thing that really sticks out about LeatherDyke is the fact that none of the content is actually hosted on the site itself. It’s all externally hosted on Keep2Share. If you want to view any of the videos in full, you have to subscribe to a premium membership to that site. Now, I have nothing against charging for porn, especially in these amazing quantities of amazing quality. I’m very pissed, though, when a porn site wants me to sign up for a membership to a completely different website with no promise of longevity. Keep2Share isn’t directly affiliated with LeatherDyke. That makes this whole thing feel like a scam. It’s not a scam. It’s just a shit deal.

I looked at some of the older videos on LeatherDyke and tried to download them. Yeah, no such luck. They’ve been taken down. So, even though the site has a huge backlog, you don’t actually get to access it. It’s just a tease. Effectively, it’s just padding. It makes the site look bigger than it is. This is unacceptable. I could get over the subscription cost if it meant I had access to the full backlog, but as it currently stands, it feels like a bait and switch. It’s basically a scam.