Only Spanking

When it comes to physically striking a bitch, there is no better option than the spank. First off, most other forms of domestic abuse are illegal. As much as I’d like to throw a right cross at my wife, it would be frowned upon by local law enforcement. Sure, jumping off the dresser and drop-kicking that cunt while she sleeps would provide me with endless joy, but I doubt the neighbors would endure the screaming without calling the cops.

In lu of winding up and delivering a spinning back fist, I must settle for spanks. That will do just fine, though. Few things feel as grand as the contact between ass flesh and hand. It's transcendent.

Unfortunately, it's something my readers rarely, if ever, get to experience. Your best bet is to hire an escort that will let you do it, but there will be limits. You won't be able to wind up like a softball pitcher, and I know that's what you would prefer. I mean you can, but it will cost a pretty penny. Prettier a penny than any of you fucks have. It's not like the allowance your parents give you every week amounts to much. Of course, you could get a job but come on. How laughable of a prospect is that?

Of course, the actual move to make is to get yourself a big titty goth girlfriend, but you're more likely to become the CEO of Pepsi co than find one of those. I would be less shocked if one of my readers got up and flew into outer space.

The Booty Bandit

There is a hidden third option, but it's high risk. You could become a booty bandit, running about town in a mask and spanking bitches you pass on the street. It's almost guaranteed to earn you an ass beating eventually, but perhaps it's worth the effort. You'll be able to carry those memories with you for the rest of your life.

In the end, your best bet is to watch some high-quality spank porn. Is it as good as the real thing? No, not even close. But it's as close as you dumb motherfuckers are ever going to come, so you might as well accept your fate now and lean into that bitch. It will make your life easier in the future.

However, please don't just haphazardly type spank into a Google search. You'll never find the good stuff that way. Instead, let your old pal The Porndude show you the path toward heaven. I only watch the best in spank porn.

And the best in spank porn is all Only Spanking does. Like Onlyfans does for amateur sluts, Only Spanking brings the best spank content out of the dark and into the light for all of us to enjoy. This is shit you will never find anywhere else.

Only spanking has a simple but contemporary design that adds a splash of zing. Since the advent of the porn tube site, web design has become cookie cutter. I always appreciate it when a site goes the extra mile to be slightly different. You don't have to fucking reinvent the wheel to give the design a little spark.

The main menu rests up top and contains the options Home, Photos, High Def video, Full High Def video, Search bar, and Support. I love that Only Spanking chose to include photos as part of their content. Pictures don't get enough credit these days. I still love sorting through still images. I think of it like foreplay before getting to video.

On the right side is a navigation menu to help you peruse the place efficiently. It includes the options Site rips, Exclusive, Position, Implement, and Our sites.

The Best Navigational Menu

This is one of my favorite navigational menus I've ever come across. I would suggest every spanking site on the internet copy these fucks as it's the perfect way to chop up content.

First, you have siterips. I don't think site rips is the correct name for this category. It should be called studios. Siterips are downloads that imitate an entire porn site. Instead, this is a list of studios that Only Spanking gets content from. Some examples are Real Spanking Institute, Northern Spanking, Spanking Experience, Assume the Position Studios, Firm Hand Spanking, Real Lide Spankings, Dreams of Spanking, Chinese Spanking, Bars and Stripes, Sarah Spanks Men, Elite Spanking, Spanking Teen Jessica, Spanked at Home, Hard Spanking Milfs, and Vixen Ladies Classic.

While Only Spanking gets plenty of content from other places, they also have a large library of exclusive content you can only find here. It's the blend that gives the site its unique flavor. You won't be able to get enough. Don't worry. No one will stop you from grabbing seconds.

The position is such an essential aspect of the spanking experience. There are many ways to deliver corporal punishment, and they all have a special place in my heart. Why more sites don't organize their content like this, I do not know. It's fucking perfect. Some available position examples are Bent over, Foot strapping, Grabbing knees, ankles, or toes, Kneeling on the floor, kneeling on a chair, Legs up, Hands-on knees, Laying down, Over the knee, and Diaper position. Personally, I love them all.

What implements are being used to provide the spanking is just as important as what position a bitch is in. Each tool has its own qualities that bring about varying results. Look around you right now. I bet there are at least ten things you can see that would make the perfect weapon to beat some bitches ass with.

While tool use is part of what made man the creature he is today, I must admit that I prefer to use my bare hand. There is nothing like being able to feel the contact you're making. It may limit the amount of damage you can do, but it's worth the sacrifice to feel flesh against your palms.

Some examples of implements you can choose from on Only Spanking are Cane, Belt, Boudoir paddle, Carpet beater, Cheek-to-cheek wooden paddle, Robospanker wide paddle, Nylon paddle, Yardstick, Wooden shoehorn, Small leather teardrop, Spatula, Single tail, Tawse, and Wooden spoon. As you can see, there is something special about wood. The sound it makes is delicious.

Below the navigational menu is a list of the top videos on Only Spanking. Because these guys are constantly adding fresh content, this list changes frequently, so expect to see new faces every time you visit.

Naughty Boy

Let's check out some of the awesome content that dwells on Only Spanking. "Sent to the Headmistress - Dreams of Spanking - Full High Def MP4 is a classic spank porn. In it, delinquent schoolboy David Weston is a very naughty boy. He is disruptive in class, doesn't listen, and bullies the other students. To put it bluntly, this kid is a giant piece of shit. His parents should be embarrassed.

All this bad behavior has led him to the headmistresses office. She is in charge of punishment, and it's clear that David needs a severe beating. There's no other way to get it through his thick skull that he needs to stop being an asshole.

The moment he enters the office, she chides him for his messy uniform, unkempt hair, poor posture, and insolent attitude. Meanwhile, David is acting like a perfect brat. It's almost like he doesn't hear this bitch. All he cares about is wisecracking and having a good time. Well, his good time is about to end abruptly.

First, she breaks out a slipper and demands that David bends over her desk. Surprisingly, David listens. Once he has mounted the desk, the Headmistress removes his pants and exposes his ass. As she starts to beat him, it's clear that it's not enough.

It's time to kick it up a notch, so she removes his underwear also and strikes at his bare flesh. This finally gets David's attention. For once, the shit-eating grin is wiped off his face and replaced with fear and regret. It wasn't easy, but the Headmistress is finally getting her way.

My readers love spanking porn because they know they deserve a spanking in real life. Despite that fact, no woman would touch your ass with a ten-foot pole. Instead, you must punish yourself for being a loser by watching spank porn, but don't just watch any spank porn. Watch the best on Only Spanking.

My one complaint about the place is their use of the term Site rip. I would certainly love to see them add site rips to their repertoire, but in the meantime, they should rename that section to "studios."

Alright, gents. It's time for you to rush over to Only Spanking and beat your dick. You can even pat your own ass a bit if you like.