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Porno Videos Hub! The porn tubes that defined the 2010s are slowly going out of vogue. Many of them have replaced their high-quality content with shitty filler. Many will still include some great porn, but you have to dig through the haystack to find that coveted needle. I myself am not a big fan of exploring haystacks when I have a throbbing erection to contend with.

The Circle of Jerk

Regardless, many masturbators still visit these dead or dying porn tube sites because they don't know any better. It's been so long since we had to search for porn that men forgot how to hunt. Porn hunting used to be a revered skill. As you can imagine, I took much pride in my abilities prior to the tube revolution.

However, unlike you fucks, I've kept my sword sharp over the last dozen years. As a result, I'm as good at finding naked cunts as I ever was. No, scratch that. I'm even better at it now. 

However, there are still some good porn tubes out there. But, in order to separate themselves from the crowd, they have taken on new looks and new methods.

The wall of thumbnails is getting played out. Who cares how many thumbnails you can pack into your home page if ninety percent of the porn isn't worth watching? Having seen this trend, many sites are reducing the content quantity and replacing it with content quality.

For too long now, porn sites have run on the Stalin principle that quantity has a quality all its own. Fuck that. I want pure quality. I want sexy bitches filmed performing perverse acts in ultra high def. Is that too much for a man to ask?

I think not, and many folks agree with me. Fuck yeah. Let's start the 'bring back good porn' revolution. If we hit the streets and picket, the powers that be will have to listen, especially if we masturbate. Governments hate when their populace takes to the street and beats their meat.

We won't be alone out there. There are still porn websites that hold the same principles dear that we do. Sure, you have to locate them, but that's why you have me. I'll do all the hunting for you. Damn. I'm a pretty nice guy, aren't I?

One site that is willing to fight the good fight alongside us is PornoVideosHub. I must say, you don't get a much more plain and clear porn site name than Porno Videos Hub.

Before we get too far into the site, I must inform you that Porno Videos Hub is a paid premium porn site. Part of this new porn revolution is the return of the paysite. Porn sites got tired of watching streaming services like Netflix, Amazon, and HBO Go make all the money. If people have gotten used to paying for that shit, then they should be able to throw a few bucks at porn.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm ready to pay for porn again. My past self would be disgusted to hear me utter those words, but it's true. Great unlimited free porn was never going to last forever. Now that free porn tubes have drastically lowered in quality, I've got my wallet out.

I'm over here talking like this is a new thing for me. To be honest, I never stopped paying for sites I love. I genuinely don't have the slightest clue how many places I pay for. I maintain a separate account just for porn payments. Suffice to say that it's a very active account.

In a twist of the norm, along with a subscription, Porno Videos Hub also sells individual videos. It's like an old-school brick-and-mortar sex shop, but online. However, they offer a feature that I've never heard of any sex shops providing. They take requests

That's right. All those twisted fantasies rolling around in your head can come to life here. I know you have at least ten porn screenplays rolling around in that perverted brain of yours. So don't die without seeing some of them come to fruition.

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As you scroll through content on Porno Videos Hub, you'll find many that are labeled as premium user requests. In my humble opinion, it's the requests that make the best content. You guys know what you want to see, and no matter what that thing is, there are other men in the world trying to see it right along with you.

With all of that said, let's talk site design. The design on Porno Videos Hub is about as simple as one can get. The background is a stark gray that may be boring, but it's also easy to look at.

As opposed to the usual rows of thumbnails, content on Porno Videos Hub is displayed in a single column that includes a title, price, picture, and related tags. Remember, this place is all about quality, not quantity, so they don't need to pack the front page with worthless bull shit.

The main menu resides up toward the top of the site and has the options Home, Models online - free chat, Promo code, Report dead link, Seach bar, Select language, a link to "our best friend," also known as the Porndude, and "You can request: I Want Clips, Many Vids, Only Fans, Nite Flirt, and Apclips.

When I last visited, there were no models online. From what I can tell, this area of the site is still under construction. Hopefully, they have their own live streaming porn site up and running sooner rather than later. I bet it's going to be fantastic.

The promo codes that Porno Videos Hub offers are for use on the download services Keep2share and Fileboom. If you subscribe to those services, you will get faster downloads and more storage room. Both are crucial to maintaining a proper personal porn library.

If you have a request, head right over to the "You can request..." category. Before you can make a request, you'll have to become a member of Porno Videos Hub Tez Files premium. In a way, getting a premium account is free because it comes with free clips. For each month you buy, you get one. Depending on your selection, it can completely negate the cost of your subscription.

Porno Videos Hub is a global operation and, as such, offers its site in as many languages as I've ever seen. I gave up counting around sixty, but there are definitely over a hundred languages here. That shit is insane. I'm pretty sure some of these countries don't even have the internet.

Down the left side are several navigational menus to help you get around the place. They include a Categories list, Recent comments, Recent posts, An archive calendar, Tags, Friends, and Meta.

Muffins in the Muffin

Before I wrap this up, I want to cover at least one video. For this task, I will use the seminal work "Mylene - Muffins Ass to Mouth. French Maid Eating - $29.99.) 

As with most of the best content on Porno Videos Hub, this originated as a premium user request. I don't know what the guy ended up paying for this masterpiece, but he sure did get his moneys worth. 

Mylene was kind enough to bake some muffins for her master, but by the time he got home, one was missing. Where could it be? If you guessed that she ate that shit, you would be wrong. Although eating shit is on the menu today.

Instead of eating the muffin, Mylene decided to skip the middle man and stick it right in her asshole. Altogether, there are nine cupcakes, and Mylene jabs each up her ass one by one.

Once inside, she pushes them back out and eats them. Whenever I enjoy a cupcake, I can't help but wonder what it would taste like caked in my own shit. To make things more exciting, every time Mylene shoves another muffin up her lady muffin, she changes positions. By the end, she hit all my favorites, such as Doggy-style, Reverse cowgirl, and Squatting.

Mylene doesn't stop there. By the end of this video, she has farted, Gaped, Fucked a giant dildo, Anal fisted herself and Suffered a prolapse. Like I said, Dude got his money's worth.

My primary complaint about Porno Videos Hub is that the monetary aspect of the site is a cluster fuck. You can buy individual videos, subscribe to the site, and subscribe to a download service. That's too much bullshit. They need to streamline the purchasing process, or they won't get to the next level of popularity. It actually upsets me quite a bit because this is a great site. Whoever they hired to monetize it is a retard.

Regardless, Porno Videos Hub is still a fantastic site that is worth both your time and dollar.