PornstarByFace

Pornstar By Face! For a skinny 19-year-old who looked like she’d only eaten a Happy Meal all week, this tight little slut on her knees in the middle of a Bukkake blowbang could stuff a lot of meat into her mouth. From ballsack to the shaft, her tight lil’ mouth worshipped every dick in the room until the grand finale saw her cute face plastered in the baby batter over 20 different guys.

Needless to say, it made me cum, and cum hard! But I now had a problem. My cum-soaked fingers could not rewind the clip, and this girl’s jizz-plastered face was rendered unrecognisable by the man juice caking it. So how the fuck was I to find more of this cum-guzzling harlot’s escapades?

Well, if I could type without my fingers sticking to the keyboard, I most likely would have gone on a pornstar facial recognition site to discover the identity of this sperm-sapping little whore. The go-to site for those who’ve found themselves in similar predicaments is the aptly-named PornStarByFace.com.

When my hands were cleaned, I vowed never to be in such a situation again and decided to take a deep dive into this facial recognition porn site to see if it is truly a site that porn perverts like you and me can rely on in our times of need, when the beautifully filthy adventures that our pornstars often find themselves in rendering them unrecognisable to our horny eyes.

Well, that, or the fact that the videos have been poorly labelled, or you’re simply too porn drunk, recognise who the fuck it is you’re even wanking to. Whatever is keeping that pornstar’s identity from your lusty hands, let’s see if PornstarByFace.com can provide a working solution!

What is PornstarByFace.com?

According to the site itself, PornstarByFace.com is a world-first when it comes to porn-centred facial recognition search engines that use deep neural networks to identify porn sluts in your new favourite videos.

It has been going since 2017 and has become quite a firm favourite amongst wandering porn fans who are desperate to find out the identity of that MILF who took three black dicks in her ass at once with a huge smile or the progress of the teen cumslut who broke down crying after the 48th creampie to find out if she quit porn to go back to working at Popeyes, or wiped away her tears and went on to win an AVN award. Spoiler alert: She does anal prolapse videos now.

The site is designed like a piece of software and is incredibly easy to use, even if your brain is fuzzy with hours of watching porn. In fact, it’s so simple that it can be summed up in three steps:

1. Upload a picture or screenshot of the pornstar you’re looking to find. For best results, the site advises that there should be only one person in the photo, and the face of the slut should be clearly visible. The end result depends massively on the quality of the picture you use.

2. Wait for the system to do its thing. You then just have to sit back and keep your dick hard as you wait for the system to determine a facial pattern and find out who the pornstar in question is. The site uses a facial point detection system to discover the uniquely identifiable parts of a pornstar’s face, from their slutty mouth to their alluring eyes.

3. Check out the results! The system will then produce a few examples of pornstar’s faces that closely resemble the slut in question, accompanied by a percentage score according to how close the resemblance is to each result.

But does it work? I tested the software on a range of pornstars from easy (Angela White) to more niche (Alessandra Marques) to find out how well this works.

The site took a while and over three attempts for me to identify Angela White. I kept getting the message, “Our API is currently unavailable. Maybe it is updated. Please try later. We apologise”. Seriously? Angela is literally at the beginning of the alphabet of porn, and you can identify her just by seeing her gigantic Aussie tits alone.

Same shit for Alessandra Marques, and equally the same bullshit when I tried to locate the pornstar by submitting a URL or dragging and dropping a downloaded image of these two sluts. So yeah, not impressed!

The content on PornstarByFace.com

Naturally, this isn’t the site you visit to jack off to porn. It’s simply a means to identifying the porn slut you can’t get out of your head. At least, that’s what it claims to do. This means that there isn’t a lot of porn to enjoy here, although there is a “pornstar list”.

The pornstar list showcases over 3,100 different pornstars who, I assume, have been identified by the site. There are also links to places where you can find more of their work, such as VRPorn, etc.

If you go to the footer of the site, you’ll find a “community” section that is a Reddit-style scoreboard of users who have seemingly contributed to the site or searched for so many pixels of whores that they’ve been awarded with karma. This is a great section to browse and showcases the cult status of the site, yet it’s been discontinued.

Design of PornstarByFace.com

The site has a straightforward design that leads you directly to its facial recognition software portal. The logo is unfitting to the site as it looks far too innocent for the kind of filth that is likely to get slung into this internet hole.

The facial recognition portal lets you submit the evidence you have of the pornstar’s face you’re searching for via a URL or by uploading a saved picture.

Below the portal, you’re given three squares of steps that guide you through the process. It’s very easy to use; it’s just a shame it doesn’t work.

Further down, you have a load of affiliate links to third-party porn sites in a very non-uniform fashion. You have an age disclaimer in the footer followed by links to pages such as contact, donate, and the community surrounding the site.

What I Like About PornstarByFace.com

The site is really simple and elegant in its design. Even the most computer-illiterate person could use this site and follow the easy three-step instructions outlined on the homepage.

Also, the site is powered by the community through donations and Patreon signups, which gives it a grass-roots porn community feeling.

What I Don’t Like

Well, firstly, it doesn’t fuckin’ work. At least for me. It took ages of buffering before it hit me with a generic “not working, fuck off and come back later” kind of message. I’m a busy man with a lot of porn to get through. This is not cool.

Plus, the site has given up on some features that could make it unique, like the Reddit-style scoreboard.

Overall, there’s a lack of information on different site sections. Like, what determines the pornstars featured on the pornstar list? Have they been identified through the site? Are they the favourite pornstars of the admins? What is it?

The same with the scoreboard page; there’s nothing that tells you how users earn karma to encourage others to take part and sign up.

Suggestions That I Have For The Site

First off, make sure the software works. I understand it's a beta, but it still needs to work. I think I speak for all hardcore masturbators when I say that we don’t want to be kept waiting for porn consumption and finding out the identity of our latest unidentified porn crush!

Also, put some effort into mapping out the site, so users know what the fuck is going on. Tell us why we should get involved and contribute and how! 

Change that logo, too. It looks like something from a Tamagotchi. Use the cartoon face of a cumslut with her tongue out or some shit, not some rejected Anime character lookalike!

Conclusion

Ohh, PornstarByFace.com, I know your heart is in the right place, and it’s clearly a donation-funded project, but the site didn’t impress me at all.

I found it poorly mapped out, and, most importantly, it didn’t achieve its mission of finding out the identities of pornstars, despite one of them being one of the most easily recognisable in the world.

I had high hopes for the site, but my hopes for the future were dashed like an 18-year-old who realised that swallowing men’s cum on camera for the wanking pleasure of others isn’t the fast track to stardom she had imagined. 

My search for that spunk-covered teen that led me to this site continues, I guess.