Sex.com Bisexual

Pornography is all about the mixing and matching of physical bodies in three-dimension spaces, in front of a camera. We see nude humans and we fap to them. That’s what the internet is for. Normally, we have preferences on what we want to see and extreme preferences on what we really don’t like. For straight men, well, the worst possible thing we could witness is one guy sucking another guy off. It’s our kryptonite. It ruins our day. Women are much easier to satisfy with porn, as they like it straight, gay, lesbian – they don’t give a shit. A straight woman will fap to lesbian porn for the hell of it and it’s all business as usual. Men are a lot more narrowly devoted to sexual preference. It’s not that I just don’t like gay porn. It’s that I can’t like it even if I try. It’s not possible.

Bisexual people don’t have to deal with any of the aforementioned crap. To them, as long as they’re seeing naked adults who also happen to not be ugly, well, they’re having a great time. They’re jacking it. This goes for bisexual men and bisexual women, by the way. They’re all neat people. I’ve met quite a few. They’re fantastic to talk to. You see a hot babe walk down the street; they check her out with you. But they also think you’re hot. They’re the perfect friends and the perfect fuck buddies, if it comes to that. Today, I’m on Sex Dot Com – the world’s best and worst named porn site, looking at bisexual porn. And to this day I still don’t know whether this means that the porn features bisexuality or that it is made for bisexuals. One thing that is clear, though, is that the gender mixing and matching is wildly all-over the place.

Girls and Their Boys and Their Boys Too

The most common Tetris arrangement in bisexual porn appears to feature one man who is interacting with a woman while also interacting with a man. I’m guessing this one man is supposed to be the self-insert surrogate for the viewer. You want to make believe like you’re fucking a guy and fucking a girl at the same time. You could also be getting fucked by a guy while you’re fucking a girl, and so on. There are various ways to mix and match. The bottom line is the same. The conditions must be met, lest the ritual be insufficiently bisexual. What do you want me to say? Bisexual fappers have proven themselves to be very demanding.

In theory, as a bisexual fapper, you should just be able to go to any porn site and flip the gay/straight switch off. As in, disable the functionality of it and just see all the smut in one place. Gay, straight, trans, whatever – everything works for bisexual people. So, why not just do that? Well, one, there’s no such option on most sites because we’re still living in a backwards patriarchy and two, sometimes you just want to see your sexual preferences all in one place. As in, in one video, with multiple people. If I was bi, I’d want to fuck people of both genders at once at all times. I’m sure of it.

Bisexual GIFs are Tight as Fuck

Yes, GIFs are ancient. Yes, they’re dying as a format. Yes, they’re inferior to videos. Shut up. They’re hot, especially tiled across your entire fucking screen like this. This is amazing content, plain and simple. There’s no two ways around it. It would be annoying if you had to watch them one by one, blown up to full screen, even though there are barely enough pixels to fill a portion of your screen. Well, you don’t have to do any of that. I recommend you just … watch them as thumbnails. They’re GIFs. There is no larger complete version. What you see is what you get. So fucking get it. If this place had a zero-pagination option, that would be so much better. You could set your mouse to auto-scroll and just kick back while the infinite bisexual porn just kept loading in front of you.

You get a similar, albeit less exciting deal with Sex Dot Com’s bisexual section. The smut is indeed infinite, or hey, it’s the next best thing. You couldn’t get through it all if you tried. Unfortunately, there’s pagination. You can load a hundred GIFs or so before you have to click on the next page button. Then, a new page loads and you get a whole new fuckload of smut to enjoy. Simple. I think that this is a fantastic way to fap to bi porn, because the fetish itself lends itself to randomness. You take some cocks, you take some pussies, you put them in a bag and shake them all up. Then, you dive in at random not knowing where you’re going to land. Well, you get that, with dozens of results moving on your screen at all times. It's fantastic stuff. You’ve got arousing content anywhere you look. You can fine tune your boner by looking at different GIFs in-between strokes. Make it a little game for yourself.

This Content is Fantastic

On the matter of what you actually get to see within the GIFs, well, it’s mostly just money shots and the best parts of the penetration. I’m seeing very little casual exposition here. Most of the GIFs are trying to narrow in on the most extreme, most hardcore moments of the source material. The moment when the cock enters the asshole, while the pussy is being penetrated by the other cock in front, that’s what you get to see. There’s a ton of potential here for scenes featuring cock sucking. Chicks suck cocks. Dudes suck cocks. Everyone loves cocks.

There’s an abundance of quality content here, most of which is clearly professional and made by a porn studio. That means the people you’re watching are porn performers, which kind of cheapens the bisexual experience a bit. Still, you’re getting what you paid for. You ain’t paid shit. Once in a blue moon you’ll actually run into an amateur clip and that’s the best part of this action, in my view. Amateur clips on Sex Dot Com normally come from subreddits where couples post their personal sexual adventures for the world to see. That’s how most of the amateur clips on here came to be. These depraved bisexuals really wanted to show off.

What’s With All the Cucks?

Bisexuality, like all other religions, is just a matter of natural preference and sexual satisfaction. There’s no grander behavioral trend there. Anyone can be bi, even people who aren’t actively having sex. Sex Dot Com seems to challenge this sensible observation with an extreme focus on cuck shit and submissive males. I don’t understand how this happened. Every single tag on here clearly states bisexual. Some of them also have a gay or lesbian tag and that’s perfectly fine too. So why then are more than 95% of all GIFs on Sex Dot Com’s bisexual section riddled with cuck shit? Who’s to blame for this?

I don’t have anything against people enjoying cuck content, but this is ridiculous. It feels like this entire section has been conquered by the cuck empire. You’ve got standard bisexual porn on here that someone slathered in cuck story captions, to give it a cuck twist, for no good reason. The porn was perfectly fine as it was. Why in God’s name would someone feel the need to scribble cuck stories on top of perfectly fine smut? Some people have way too much time.

Sex Dot Com for The Win

Professional porn sites are for the rich, free porn tubes are for the poor, but Sex Dot Com’s GIF section remains for the only the truest connoisseur. That sentence came out as a poem verse and I didn’t intend it to. The rhyme just came to me halfway through. What can I say; I guess this bi porn really got my juices flowing. My blood circulation is off the charts right now. If you’re not sold on this shit, can I just remind you that lesbians fall under bisexual porn?

Some of the hottest lesbian action in the world can be found right here among these animated GIFs on Sex Dot Com. Sometimes they even invite a male friend over to douse them in cum. Look, I’m not kidding when I say that bisexual people are superior. They know how to party better than anyone else. My final conclusion here is simple. Sex Dot Com’s bisexual section is perfect in every single way and you should only give it a pass if you’re terrified of cock-on-cock action. Amen.