Motherless Dick Flash

There are some things that modern society doesn’t prepare us for in life that would be incredibly helpful if they did. For example, swapping algebra for lessons on how to pay your taxes in school. Or, instead of teaching them how to steal your shit, teach minimum wage hotel workers how to deal with dick-flashing perverts lying in wait for them (top tip: The secret is to ride the dick rather than run away!)

Yep, it’s time to talk about amateur dick-flashing porn on a site called Motherless. It’s fair to say that dick-flashing porn is one of the most exciting categories there is. Will the guy manage to cum before he’s hit with a restraining order? Will the woman run or stare mystified at his cock until he spurts Wank Paste all over himself and drives off? Or will that hotel maid suck his cock or hit him in the balls with a mop? Shit is wild, and it’s fun to watch!

But when it comes to dick-flashing porn, you can keep your professionally produced, staged content. We wanna see amateur perverts let loose on the real general public, like Borat but with more ballsacks and trauma. 

And when it comes to amateur porn hubs, there are few places with a reputation as notorious as Motherless.com.

What is Motherless.com?

Oh, Motherless… It’s the “motherless fuck” you can’t help but love! It’s bizarre, kinky, extreme, and obscene. Believe me; this is no average porn site. Across cum-stained corners of the internet, Motherless has somewhat of a cult status. 

So much so that the site even has a page dedicated to Motherless fans who’ve sent in tribute pictures. It’s usually women with pierced cunts, personality disorders, and an extreme humiliation fetish, like most of my ex-girlfriends.

All of the content is powered by user contributions, making for a formidable range of porn catering to an enormous range of kinks and perversions. The site is described as a “moral-free zone”. This means that everything porn-related is welcome, as long as it’s 100% legal. This means that scat, incest fetish, and other very risque shit are common things to see.

The site gets so much traffic that its hosting must be under as much strain as the 18-year-old blonde whore I just watched get fucked in the ass by two black dicks at once. With over 1.5 million hits a day coming to explore more than 23 million user submissions, the site is ironically something of an unofficial mother of perverts online. 

But today, we’re gonna look at a special kind of pervert. The kind of men who are the scourge, or daily highlight, of hotel maids worldwide. The men who can make a middle-aged woman’s trip to Walmart more memorable than when she rugby-tackled an elderly Hispanic woman to the ground during the Black Friday sales. It’s time to talk about the world of dick flash porn.

The Dick Flash Porn on Motherless

The Motherless dick flash porn section is home to 1,300 videos, 1,900 images, and 12 dedicated categories. It’s safe to say there’s enough dick-flashing material here to keep you going for a long time! Overall, you can class the dick flash content here into these main types:

● Motels/hotels - My favorite type of dick flash porn! These guys treat trashy motels like a damn rollercoaster as they lie in wait for the minimum wage maid to come into their room and find them spread-eagled on the bed, engaged in hand to gland combat. At worst, they’re banned for life from every Motel 6 in America. At best, the maid finishes them off with their hand or mouth for a tip to send back to Mexico. Everybody wins! I think…

● Public transport - Riding the bus fuckin’ sucks! When you’ve finally finished your podcast, what else is there to do than whip your cock out to women on the bus? This type of dick flash porn sees men flashing their cock at the sexiest females they can find on buses and trains. 

● Opening the door - It should be a man’s right to open his front door to a Domino’s delivery driver with his erect cock out. It’s in the constitution or some shit! This is the classic dick flash unleashed at the front door and is a great way to ensure Mormons and other cold callers leave you the fuck alone forever. 

● The drive-by - The type of dick flashers you never see cumin’ is the drive-by. These audacious exhibitionists tactically use their car doors to hide behind as they stop and ask women for directions and cum when they say, “keep going straight”. Motherless has a wide range of drive-bys, like guys spunking at the McDonald’s drive-thru when they collect their Big Mac meal.

● The general public - The riskiest way to say “fuck the general public” and make a bold statement is running up to women on a park bench and spraying them with jizz. Honestly, how the fuck do these guerrilla wankers cum in such a hostile and high-intensity situation like that? They should stop risking jail and be a stunt cock in porn instead!

Whilst that’s the overall spectrum of guys who love to engage in dishonorable discharge in front of the unsuspecting public, there’s a tonne of other niche dick-flashing content that I don’t even know where to begin classifying. 

Design of Motherless

Motherless is a well-designed site for community-contributed porn. From the dick flash section, it’s easy to find what you want, whether it be galleries, videos, or pictures. Browsing them is fast, and you can also download them for later use. 

The site also offers a free membership (with a premium option available that offers faster downloads and fewer ads), and it’s a great way to upload, share, and save content and interact with other like-minded horny bastards in forums and chat boards.

The site does have some ads, but they’re very few and far between and a welcome change compared to other porn sites. Usually, it’s to a respected cam site like LiveJasmin and not to some shitty ad that freaks your antivirus out more than a motel maid who’s just been flashed by Leroy’s 9-inch pole of lubed-up fuck meat!

Desktop/Mobile Experience

The desktop version of Motherless is a great way to quickly consume tons of fresh, user-submitted content, as navigation and typing are way easier. However, I found the desktop video player a little slow, especially compared to other sites.

On mobile, it’s naturally harder to consume as much content (especially when it comes to images) and engage in chat rooms etc., but the video player works a lot quicker. Overall, both are really well-optimized and run fine most of the time. 

What I Like About Motherless

The best dick flash stuff is amateur and homemade or, rather, publicly made. Regarding amateur content, Motherless is one of the kings online. All of their stuff is user-contributed, which makes it a goldmine for dick-flashing porn. With over 1,300 vids and 1,900 images, few spots online cater to the dick flash kink as good as Motherless.

As well as that, you have the community aspect. You can find true (allegedly) stories of dick-flashing bandits shared on the site’s forums and converse with other like-minded people who like to flog the one-eyed snake in front of a maid from El Salvador.

What I Don’t Like

Although there’s a tonne of dick-flashing content in here, some of it is poorly categorized. In the images section, for example, you have an overwhelming number of random pics of men flashing their dick at home. I don’t wanna see that shit! If I have to look at a man’s cock, I wanna see a woman staring at it wide-eyed in the spice section of Walmart. 

Motherless has a weird search function too. It favors really specific terms, and if you stray outside the lines, it can isolate some really good results. For example, “dick flash” can yield completely different results than “dick flashing”.

Suggestions That I Have For The Site

The search engine on the site could be better optimized to allow for purely dick-flashing content, rather than me having to filter through 10 terabytes of man meat without shell-shocked women within 20 feet of it. 

Conclusion

The world’s best dick-flashing content is always amateur stuff. This isn’t a porn niche that major porn producers can conquer, even with the best equipment. Give me grainy hidden-cam footage of a bored blonde bitch going wide-eyed on the subway as the man in front of her unleashes 4-inches of dick. Which is 4 inches more than she’s had for the past few months. 

Few can come close to Motherless as a solid, well-respected provider of amateur porn. It’s diverse, constantly updated, and always reliable. If you have a fetish for flashing your cock at the public, this is a far safer way to indulge in your kink rather than hitting the mean streets and participating in the Five Finger Olympics in front of Karen as she shops at Walmart.