Remember that Thanksgiving dinner when your boozy auntie made you suck that weird jelly bean in the middle of her pussy until she started crying? Or remember when you pulled your dick out of that creampied fat girl you took home from the bar and then never called her again?
I get it; you’ve probably spent the best part of your life trying to scrub those drunk sex memories out of your head. Well, tough shit, because there’s an entire porn category dedicated to it!
I mean, it’s only natural. Sex feels way better when it’s well-lubricated with Jack Daniels or Russian Standard. Plus, you don’t have to be anywhere near as picky when you’re eight drinks deep. After getting well-acquainted with Jim Beam in a seedy dive bar, even the most worn and washed-up single mom looks like Margot Robbie covered in baby oil.
You see, unlike pussies like you, many guys revel in their drunk sex memories so much that even their porn tastes extend to the niche of alcohol-fuelled debauchery. Amongst these circles of vodka-soaked porn fans, there’s one site many of them opt for: the drunk porn section of sex.com!
But is sex.com the equivalent of sucking shots of Tequilla out of a horny 18-year-old’s tight asshole, or does it resemble some intoxicated fat bitch projectile vomiting and throwing up seconds before she’s about to suck your cock?
Let’s drink up and find out!
What is Sex.com?
If you didn’t guess from the URL, then sex.com is all about the world of fat dicks slamming into slim pussies in all of its forms. It’s like Pinterest, except it caters to horny bastards like us looking for the latest high-quality filth online, rather than dumb bitches with flowers in their hair looking for the latest makeup schemes.
Sex.com is a pinboard made up of porn videos, pictures, and GIFs pulled from a massive range of smut niches. Users of the site can upload, share, and download a tonne of porn and mingle with like-minded masturbation enthusiasts. In short, it’s a lot of fun!
But whilst there’s a lot of porn to explore on sex.com, one of the main draws is its drunken porn section. Speaking of which!
The Range of Drunk Porn on Sex.com
No good story ever started with a salad, right? Alcohol has led to some of the best and worst sexual experiences of my life. And even with the worst ones, they still make great anecdotes to laugh about with my therapist. With alcohol-fuelled sex, you never know what you’re gonna find, and the same can be said for the drunken porn section of sex.com!
The drunk porn kink spans a wide range of fetishes. In my horned-up review of the site, I found I was coming across (and cumming across) the following types of drunk porn most commonly:
● Captions – This type of drunk porn usually centres around the humiliation kink and features a GIF of some drunk bitch blowing a bunch of dudes at a party, getting her asshole pushed in by a black dude behind a nightclub, or half passed out and getting fucked in the bedroom at a house party. They’re then covered with a caption reading shit like “every guy at the party took turns on your GF” or “I’m sorry, baby! I was drunk; I didn’t know what I was doing!”
● Drunken teens discovering the world – This type focuses on 18+ teens. From flashing their tits at a sleepover to sucking cheap champagne off their friend’s naked tits in a nightclub, there’s a lot to enjoy for those of you who like naive bitches getting wasted and doing things they’ll regret!
● Drunk incest – “Damn, mom! You really gotta lay off the wine; you do this every night!” said the sun as he slammed his bleary-eyed drunken mum’s throat back down on his cock. This type of porn focuses on drunken moms, aunties, and dads who, fuelled by the grapes of wrath, unleash their genitals on their own kin. Why not?
● Cock drunk – This is usually pornstars who are literally in a cum-fuelled rage or, to coin the scientific phrase, “cock drunk”. Expect the likes of Reilly Reid’s eyes rolling as spunk dribbles out of her mouth or a German teen in a professional creampie gangbang struggling to coordinate her body because she’s literally overdosing on cum. Somebody call an ambulance! Although, maybe give it an hour or two first…
● Genuinely drunk – And last but by no means least is the OGs of drunk porn: The real pissed-up fucks engaging in casual sex they’ll no doubt panic about when they sober up. Eyes roll, dirty talk is slurred, and condoms aren’t even a thing. Just pure drunken porn at its very finest!
Overall, sex.com’s drunk porn section has eleven pages packed full of GIFs, three pages of alcohol-fuelled sex videos, and eleven photo galleries of sexual drunken regret. You won’t get bored here!
Design of Sex.com
Sex.com is designed for dudes like you and me seeking a damn good time and at a pretty fast pace. This means the site isn’t like a spaceship control board when it comes to navigating your way around.
The main menu is straight to the point and lets you easily flick through pictures, videos, and GIFs. This is all you need from the menu, as any other tabs usually point you to third-party sites offering stuff like live adult cums, erotic literature, porn games, and casual sex dating.
When you click on a category page, like drunk porn, it’s equally nice and simple to enjoy. If you wanna get specific on your drunk porn and separate your horny drunken auntie porn from your cheap and easy, vodka-fulled girlfriend getting her used-up cunt passed around a house party, then you can do so with the handy filter tabs below each GIF.
In the drunk porn section, these filter tabs are as varied as the alcohol the horny bitches featured her blame for their promiscuous actions. You can narrow down vids according to shit like drunk cocksucker, drunk cheating wife, drunk impregnation, drunk mom, party sex, and much more.
What I Like About The Drunk Porn Section of Sex.com
The first thing I’m lovin’ about the drunk porn section of sex.com is the fact that I can easily narrow down the search results to the kind of alcohol-fuelled smut I’m seeking out. Do I want to see some absolute whore break her fiance’s heart by destroying her vocal cords on the black cock of a man who still lives with his mother? Of course, I do!
But I equally might wanna see an uncomfortable young man get accosted by his intoxicated mom and have his cock used like a cheap sex toy. She told him to buy new batteries for her vibrator days ago! If he did, then maybe this wouldn’t have happened. Either way, the filters function under each GIF and video makes browsing through a buffet of drunk porn flawless.
What I Don’t Like
My only complaint about the content on the drunk porn section is that there’s a major lack of pornstars or adult models being tagged in the content. I found an epic clip of a hammered MILF drunkenly sucking a cock with one eye in LA and the other in New York. She was clearly a pro pornstar, but I couldn’t find anything about her.
Suggestions That I Have For The Site
More effort needs to be made in tagging the women featured in the GIFs, pics, and vids. I get it if they’re some obscure adult model, but there are clearly a few intoxicated pornstars in here, and I’m keen to explore their drunken cocksucking skills more deeply. Strictly for research purposes, of course.
Conclusion
Drunken sluts make the best whores, and they equally become the stars of some phenomenal porn, too. Drunk porn is a criminally underrated niche, but one I can really get behind. Just like all those guys who regularly get behind your sister at house parties… to support her as she takes as many shots as she can… before she proceeds to take shots of baby batter to the face.
Not all porn sites have a decent drunken porn section, but sex.com really knocks it out of the house party with a range of GIFs, pics, and videos ranging from incest themes and captions to drunken teen sluts to cock drunk porn whores. It’s well worth checking out and reminiscing about your own drunken sex escapades.
