Beaten By Girls

Have you ever fucked a girl so rough and gaped her previously perfect twat so much that cum, you’ve stepped back and felt remorse for both her and the next man who gets the chance to play with her pussy? I have, and I’ve even thought: Damn, karma is gonna get me for this!

Well, in 2020, I decided to give karma the day off. After all, she has a pretty big list to get through when it comes to me. I decided to put myself at the mercy of the misandrist bitches of this world and let them do to me what I’ve done to so many pussies. 

But that year, social contact with strange women was off the cards, so I decided to put my time to good use by getting ready for better times and preparing myself with some porn of misandrist girls beating up men. 

Needless to say, after trawling through the archives of the aptly-named BeatenByGirls.com, I’ve changed my mind about volunteering for the experience. These bitches can fuckin’ punch! We’re talking about a bunch of Michelle Tysons and Sophie Ray Robinsons over here!

But that doesn’t mean I’ve stopped watching these ballbusting porn adventures because it’s damn entertaining! Today, I’m gonna introduce you to the misandrist world of BeatenByGirls.com. Grab your jockstrap, fellas; you’ll need it!

What is BeatenByGirls.com?

Imagine the shame of being beaten the fuck up by a girl in front of all your boys when you were younger? It doesn’t bear thinking about. Well, these days, some guys volunteer to let it happen in full view of the internet. Welcome to the future!

BeatenByGirls.com is a premium fetish porn site centred on men undergoing the most extreme forms of female domination. Kicking, ballbusting, spitting, choking, and all that (good?) stuff.

Remember the half-Tarantino, half-Rodriguez movie Dusk Till Dawn when that sexy as fuck vampire bitch said, “you’ll be my slave, and at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel”, and George Clooney quipped back, “no, thanks. I've already had a wife”?

If Tarantino directed the whole thing, and not that fuck-up Rodriguez, the last line would surely have been, “No, thanks. I've already got a subscription to BeatenByGirls.com”.

As it’s a premium site, and Clooney’s character had a shit-load of armed robbery cash to spend, he more than likely would have signed up for the annual membership of beatenbygirls.com. Its priced as follows:

● 1 month membership $24.95

● 3 months membership $49.90

● Annual membership $99 

Overall, it’s pretty affordable. It’s better than going down to your local female-dominated kickboxing class and hoping you get adequately fucked up by them before they notice your throbbing erection and tell you to leave.

BeatenByGirls.com is branded as “the hardest beatings on the web”, and they’re not bullshitting. I genuinely feel sorry for some of these guys as they’re kicked, stamped and choked by sadistic bitches for the entire internet to see. Plus, it’s basically a gamble of how long it’ll take for you to end up on eFukt, right?

Design Of The Site

The design of the site isn’t the worst thing in the world. Being repeatedly kicked in the head and having your balls trampled on is arguably worse. But it certainly hasn’t aged well and could do with a serious makeover.

The homepage is a decent intro to what is a pretty specific porn site. You’re greeted by two rows of four images that sum up the kind of wild stuff this site has behind its paywall. 

If you think this site is gonna bring the fantasies of the $10 BDSM starter kit you bought off Amazon to life, think again. These women will brutally fuck you up if you even dare to identify as a CIS male, which just adds to the constant oppression we’re forced to bear these days.

The menu on the site is as red as the skin welts of the men who fall victim to these women. It’s also short and sweet, like the fertility of the guys who let these girls kick them in the balls for hours. 

You have four options: Join, browse free clips, see the latest updates to the sign, and sign in if you’re already a member. A decent sales funnel if I ever saw one!

But don’t let these girls bully you into paying for a membership; that’s for later. Before you consider signing up, let’s look at some of the misandrist porn on offer over at beatenbygirls.com.

The Mysandrist Porn on BeatenByGirls.com

*gulp* ok, here we go. If you like women fucking your shit up, then BeatenByGirls.com has got you covered in six different ways in the same way that these girls will use six different martial arts moves to ensure your sperm permanently forgets how to swim. The main themes of the porn on BeatenByGirls.com are as follows:

● Head kicking - I wouldn’t say I’m a prude, but when did potential brain damage become kinky? If you like seeing women fling their feet into men’s skulls and leaving them dazed and confused, you’ll find a lot of bone-crushing action here.

● Dirty feet - Ever seen a woman take her heels off and walk barefoot on a night out? Well, the guys on this site are keen to get on their knees and tongue the dirtiest of feet to satisfy their kink. And these girls make sure no sticky inch of foot flesh is left unclean.

● Ballbusting - Love creamping women but don’t want the nasty consequences? Let these bitches do it for you and obliterate your ballsack! Ah, who am I kidding? You’re not giving anyone a creampie after this.

● Human punching bags - Modern boxing just isn’t as entertaining as it used to be. But watching sadistic bitches obliterate bound men with a formidable boxing technique is a solid alternative.

● Slapping - These guys get slapped until their faces are red raw, and they cry like Jordan Peterson. I recommend that Will Smith sign up for this site to learn a thing or two.

You can also try before you buy and see some of these godforsaken men withstand the brutal assault of these women in a series of free clips.

What I Like About The Site

Some paywall porn sites are stingy as fuck and think it’s a good idea to hold their porn close to their chest until people pay for it. You have to give to receive, my dear webmasters. BeatenByGirls.com gets this, and in a rare sign of kindness amongst the brutality across the site, they’ve provided some free clips to give you a blood-soaked taste of what you get as a member.

BeatenByGirls.com is also really easy to use. The menu is basic and to the point, and the site is a decent example of a sales funnel to entice you to sign up. Even if you’re a technologically-challenged boomer who tries to compensate for all the unnecessary shit you’ve given minimum-wage service workers by letting 19-year-old girls kick you in the face every Tuesday, you’re not gonna get lost anytime soon.

What I Don’t Like About the Site

First, I don’t like that the site doesn’t have an SSL certificate installed. The sexually violent behaviour the guys in these videos indulge in is risky as fuck, but that doesn’t mean my browsing experience needs to be!

As much as it’s easy to navigate your way through this wasteland of brutal bitches and dumbass guys who let themselves get the shit kicked out of them, the site is also really dated and looks like something from the noughties. 

Whilst I appreciate the free clips, you must download them as .wmv files. What the fuck is this? 2002? Embed that shit like those girls embed the roof of their feet into men’s ribs!

Suggestions I Have For BeatenByGirls.com

First off, get a damn SSL certificate installed on the site. It’s free with pretty much any modern hosting provider. You want me to put my credit card details into a site without an SSL cert? Keep dreaming. The same way that the guys in these vids can keep dreaming of getting their masculinity back. Never gonna happen, my dudes.

I don’t know how much you have to pay dudes to get the fertility booted out of their balls in a motel in Oklahoma, but surely you can reinvest some of that subscriber revenue into modernising the site a little. 

It’s a niche topic, that’s for sure, but if you’re charging for this, then you need to be able to go toe-to-toe with premium porn sites that have forked out some cash for a sleek-looking interface and modern design.

Also, y’all got any gum shields for the guys in these shoots? Dental care is getting pricy, and these women don’t care how molars these guys lose when they throw flurries of punches, kicks, and slaps to the face.

Conclusion

When I first saw the dated design of BeatenByGirls.com, it was easy to judge it on its appearance. Kind of like that fat bitch you used to give shit to at school. But delve just under the surface, and you’ll find a genuinely unique and (literally) hard-hitting site on a very particular fetish. You’ll also find that fat bitch has dropped a lot of weight and is now one of the site’s major stars who revels in taking out her anger on men; see what you’ve done?

Nevertheless, BeatenByGirls.com needs some basic work in the form of a basic site design overhaul and better security guarantees for paying perverts. After that, it has the potential to be a formidable paywall site.