Stuck4K

Bitches, sluts, and whores all share something in common. They aren't particularly smart, and that's fine. They don't have to be. They can rely on their looks and willingness to suck a dick to get by. We can't all be fucking Einsteins.

Having a Pussy Doesn’t Take Brains

However, it does make bitches, sluts, and whores fairly annoying. They aren't the easiest bunch to have a conversation with because they don't bring much to the table. You can't talk about news, history, science, sports, or anything that takes a degree of brain activity. The best you can get a bitch to do is blab on about soap operas or K-pop. Personally, I'd rather talk about the holocaust than fucking K-pop. Shit, I'd rather be in the holocaust than talk about K-pop.

While the conversation is pure, unadulterated garbage, a slut's silence is art. The best sluts see themselves as statues meant to breathe life into a room with their looks. They know that speaking could only lower their value.

These cunts don't read books. What am I talking about? You cunts don't read books either. I'm fucking shocked you bastards have the intelligence to read the shit that I write. Something tells me that you're illiterate unless it has to do with pussy.

If you've ever had the pleasure of spending time around sluts (I know that you haven't), then you know that they get themselves into some stupid situations. When you're dumb, and all the people you interact with are dumb, what the fuck do you expect? Stupid situations are bound to happen.

Many of these situations revolve around interpersonal conflicts about literally nothing. It's always some horse shit regarding who blew who and who blew who better. Who the fuck cares. You're all nothing but open mouths anyway.

Other times the situations revolve around basic functioning. These cunts don't know how to pay bills, grocery shop, or work a job. The fact that these bitches breathe without direction is surprising enough. 

Metawhore

Of course, the stupid shit that sluts get themselves into often inspires porn. Recently, porn took the concept of whore stupidity and created a metaphor that represents it perfectly. It's known as stuck porn.

Stuck porn follows the experiences of bitches so unintelligent that they get themselves stuck in easily escapable situations. Inevitably the dumb sluts call up a man to come save them who ends up fucking them instead.

Stuck porn is an excellent example of porn that can both make you laugh and cum. I like to call it chuckle cumming, but no one else does. That's probably because it makes people think of a clown beating his meat during a children's birthday party. 

As it stands, the best purveyor of stuck porn is Stuck 4K. If you've been masturbating for long enough, you should already be familiar with the 4K library. They have a ton of sites covering a wealth of genres and topics. No matter what project they tackle, the site always comes out looking superb.

As with the other 4K sites, Stuck 4K is a paid premium site. These actresses aren't spending hours on set with their heads shoved into a washer and dryer combo for shits and giggle. They need to get paid, and that money has to come from somewhere.

Dumb sluts might not have a concept of financial responsibility, but you guys do. Or at least some of you do. Stuck 4K knows that everyone's money situation is different. That's why they offer four separate membership options. It gives members the opportunity to select what works best for their wallets. 

First, if you're still on the fence about subscribing to Stuck 4K, you can purchase a trial day for a buck. Trust me when I tell you that all it will take is one day to convince you that this website is worth adding to your archives. It showcases one of the rare situations that could lead to you getting laid: soft rape. I know, I know. The truth hurts sometimes.

The second option is a one-month recurring membership for $29.99, which works out to ninety-nine cents a day. While it's not the best option to choose, many people select it because they are no more brilliant than the stupid cunts on stuck 4K.

Those with a couple of brain cells left to rub together may be interested in the one-year recurring membership for $89.95. That boils down to $0.24 a day. I think I can let go of a quarter to see some stuck vagina.

But the only option I would truly recommend is the VIP 4K network membership for only $149.00. That gives you access to all fourteen 4K sites, unlimited downloads, early access, premium support, and special partner offers. What more could you fucking want?

However, if you decide to stick with stuck only, you still get tons of benefits. These include one hundred percent anonymity, ultra fast delivery network, hi-res pics, Twenty-four seven support, discounts on partner sites, unlimited streaming and downloading, one hundred and twenty-eight-bit encryption, mobile and tablet compatibility, Frequent updates, 4K, no hidden charges, and discreet billing. What more could you want?

Save Me Daddy!

I can hear you fucks getting your wallets out already, so let's peek at some of the sexy content on Stuck 4K, starting with "Be Careful with the Stairs, or You'll Get Stuck!" starring Canela Skin.

Canela Skin lives by herself in a small but cozy studio apartment in a bustling city. Anyone who has ever lived in a studio apartment knows that keeping the place clean is paramount; otherwise, it turns into a pig sty in no time flat. That's why Canela tidies up every day. She hates clutter.

Canela had just finished the day's cleaning when she realized she wanted to dust the steps before hanging up her broom. In order to reach the bottom steps, she had to shove her head between two railings, but to her horror, when she tried to disengage, she was stuck.

Panic and horror set in quickly as Canela struggled to break free. Eventually, she admitted defeat and called her friend Joe to come help. Joe is used to this bitches antics, so he had no problem coming over to help. Plus, he'll take any excuse to get his eyes on that fat ass.

It didn't take long for Joe to arrive and situate himself behind Canela in an attempt to get leverage on the railing. However, while he tries to free this bitch, she can feel him getting hard against her ass. Even Joe is shocked at how quickly he got a stiffy.

He thought Canela might be offended, but instead, she decided to have a little fun by pressing her ass into Joe's stiff member. Joe can only take so much of that before he drops his pants, peels the panties off of Canela's already wet pussy, and shoves his cock balls deep into her vagine. The only thing that Canela could say about it was, "Please, don't stop!"

Let's take a look at "Be Careful with Gym Equipment or You'll Get Stuck!" starring the gorgeous Sharon White. Sharon is a workout fanatic and spends hours every day at the gym shaping her already sexy body. 

One day, while deep into a leg day session, she notices that everyone else has left, leaving her alone in the gym. She decided just to do one more exercise and wrap it up for the day. Unfortunately, once she was done, she discovered that her leg was trapped by a strap holding the weights up. It was like the squat machine didn't want her firm ass to leave.

Sharon did her best to free her leg, but she was so tired from lifting weights that she couldn't muster the strength, so she screamed for help. Eventually, a training coach stumbles into the room and finds Sharon freaking out.

He rushes over to help get her leg free but, in his hurry, accidentally bumps his face into her pussy. It only took him half a second to smell the sweet scent of Sharon's loins, and it drove him wild.

Sharon notices the change in his energy instantly and doesn't mind the idea of throwing some pussy this guy's way. That's a good thing because pussy is all this gym trainer can think about at the moment.

Stuck 4K is both hilarious and arousing. I'm unsure what household supply company sells furniture that traps bitches in compromising positions, but I should find out.

My suggestion to Stuck 4K is to include a more believable scenario occasionally. I know realism isn't what they are going for, but it might be fun to try.

The only way you'll ever be able to fuck a bitch is if she's stuck, so start practicing now on Stuck 4K.