UK Diaper Girls

I’m willing to bet that none of you have kids. I don’t either, but I’ve changed a few diapers in my day and boy howdy is that the worst fucking thing you can do for your morale. If the world of porn has taught me anything it is that one man’s trauma is another man’s reason to fap. And so, here we are, fapping to videos of babes in diapers. You’d think I’d nope my way out of this whole fucking fetish, but there’s bitches in it, so it falls under my religion. I have to cover it. Women are getting their clits stimulated in these diaper videos. It is my duty to masturbate to this content, come hell or high water. I have to blow my load to this content.

UKDiaperGirls is one of the rarest types of porn websites on the internet. It’s from the UK. Hand on heart, when’s the last time you saw a British porn site? I know you’ve seen a lot of British girls get plowed, that’s not what I’m asking. When’s the last time you were on an actual UK site that’s run entirely by a UK team? Yeah, I thought so. These people aren’t exactly known for getting naked on camera. They drink tea and carry umbrellas. I’m kind of surprised to see a UK porn site and extremely surprised to find that it specializes in diaper porn of all things. Then again, diapers work both ways so maybe these babes are just trying to keep their asses dry from external sources. Who knows why British people do anything? I can’t understand a word they’re saying. Maybe this whole diaper fetish is a cultural thing.

British Chicks are Unique

Diaper porn is a very personal fetish. It has a homely vibe to it. It wouldn’t work nearly as well with professional western triple A pornstars as it would with random amateur bitches. Hell, homemade diaper smut should be better than professional diaper smut across the board. Thankfully, it would appear that British chicks have some sort of inherent amateur flair. I’m sure it’s a cultural thing. It’s self-evident. Check out the babes across the thumbnails on UKDiaperGirls’ home page. You’ll see what I mean. They all look like the kind of babes you might meet out in the wild while barhopping or whatever. They’re realistic-looking. They aren’t perfect, but they are hot.

Their bodies are taut and young, nubile and soft, but not forcefully erotic. I’m not seeing any evidence of plastic surgery or bulimic starvation. These are all home-grown pussies. There’s also a nice mix between natural blondes and extreme brunettes. Extreme, as in, their hair is painfully dark. Since this is Western Europe, we’re dealing with, there are also quite a few redheads in the mix. I believe redheads are native to Western Europe, unless I got my facts mixed up. The UK has a lot of Irish people living in it so I’m thinking these redheads are the real deal. The entire roster looks appealing to me. I would fuck all of these bitches, even if they were wearing diapers. I’d make a little hole right down the middle to stick my cock into and I’d just pretend the diaper isn’t there.

Grown Adults Acting Like Babies

 There are two distinct types of diaper porn on UKDiaperGirls. It’s not classified as such, but I notice the trends. You either get a hot mature looking babe wearing a diaper and touching herself in random places, like a bedroom or a public park. Or, you get a younger looking babe dressed in full baby garb, with a pacifier, in a baby themed room. These younger looking girls are pretending that they’re toddlers. There’s no two ways about it. It’s obvious. It’s also extremely disgusting. Then again, when it comes to adult bedroom games, no roles are off limits. I’ve seen people role-play as animals, plants, aliens, religious figures, you name it. This is just one of those categories. You get to watch grown women act like they’re toddlers. They like sucking on things, while they shit.

It's worth noting that all the babes technically appear to be the same age. If I had to guess I’d say they’re all roughly 21. When I said younger looking babes, I was referring to their faces. They have those kinds of innocent looking faces that we call cute. I usually like my chicks a bit more mature looking, but I have to admit, seeing this many innocent, and dare I say vulnerable babes all in one place, really gets me going. These girls have a certain “it” factor. On the one hand, they look caught off guard and kind of timid, on the other, they’re professional whores with no moral limits. They’ll do whatever it takes to get that paycheck and they seem to enjoy it.

Diapers or Bust

The focal point of any sexy action on UKDiaperGirls is always on the diaper. Whether you’re seeing one or multiple girls, they all have to have diapers on at all times. Sometimes they remove the diapers to swap them out for other diapers. Sometimes they urinate onto diapers, without wearing them, which kind of defeats the purpose, but makes for a damn sexy video. They also tend to have their tits uncovered for most of the videos. Often, they go completely nude, except for the diaper.

The diaper play itself is very straightforward. They put the diaper on, they take it off, the swap it for another diaper. They also occasionally soil it, with piss exclusively. I haven’t found any scat porn on here. I’m not sure why there isn’t mild scat in diaper porn these days. It used to be all the rage back in the day. Babes used to soil their diapers, big time, then they’d have a reason to swap out the diaper for a new one. These girls mostly just urinate instead. It works fine. They also tend to masturbate under the diaper very often. This I haven’t seen much. They shove their hands into the diapers, while they wear them, and they fap underneath, going wild in self-inflicted ecstasy while wearing a fucking diaper. If this sounds like your idea of a good time, you’re going to find a lot of content to tickle your fancy on UKDiaperGirls.

The Site is Kind of Annoying

You’re looking at a simple retro design, right from the home page. Video thumbnails abound, across the middle of your screen, with margins on the side showcasing a bit of decorative background. A simple enough concept. I wish they’d do away with the pagination. We’re way past it. Current year trends dictate that you should make it so that your video previews load infinitely as the viewer scrolls down. Then again, having pagination doesn’t exactly shoot the site in the foot. Not having any previews does.

I’m serious. I’ve gone through this whole site, back-to-back, twice and I haven’t found a single bit of moving content anywhere. You’d think that a video porn site would have movement, no? Forget about it. There are no trailers. There are no previews. There aren’t even GIF animations loaded on top of the thumbnails. All you get is, well, a list of thumbnails. You have to use the power of your own imagination to peer into these videos any further. Well, there’s that or just signing up for a full-time subscription to the site, but who in their right mind would do that without having seen a preview of the content first? It’s poor marketing.

Pricing Let me Down

One month for $35. Three for $75. Six for $90. Is this good? Is this bad? Yes. UKDiaperGirls boast that they’ve been around since 2010. They also plainly state in the fucking banner of all places that they have at least three new videos every week. I did a rough count of the listed videos and I came up with an estimate of 750 videos in their library. This, combined with the alleged regular posting spells out a proper premium experience. Plus, the video quality gets better and better with time. The older videos are good enough. The newer ones are fantastic.

The latest videos on the site are listed as having come out a week ago, so I have no reason to doubt these guys in terms of quantity and activeness. They are indeed working hard on making new diaper porn. Works for me. What I don’t like is that it’s impossible for you, the viewer, to know what you’re really getting into without any previews. $35 a month is not a cheap deal. It’s a commitment. Hell, if you forget to cancel the subscription on time, that’s now $70 you’ve spent on content that you had no chance to sample. You can’t even find these videos in short versions on free porn tubes, which is usually how I fix this kind of problem. Buyer beware, I suppose.