Party Hardcore

A Swiss website that claims to offer videos of babes getting wet and wild at real parties. I’m sure that they’re telling the truth. I’m sure that these aren’t staged videos featuring actual pornstars. Who would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies? Come on, we all know this shit is fake, let’s get over ourselves, it’s fine. I don’t mind it at all and neither should you. And of course, I’m going to mansplain why. It’s what I do best.

PartyHardcore is a fantastic porn site running on a relatively unoriginal concept with excellent execution. Also, there are a lot of hot bitches, so that automatically bumps this site up to at least a 3/5. But, they’re way better than that. This site offers everything I want out of a quality fap experience and more. Having a fictional play as the basis of a porn video is usually a terrible idea because porn actors and actresses can’t fucking act for shit. They’re not trained for it and they’re not paid for it. They’re there to either provide or consume cock. But, if you set up a proper environment for them, they will indeed thrive and you’ll forget that you’re working with amateurs. That’s how PartyHardcore ended up with a bunch of high-quality videos. Let’s get into this shit.

Party Porn is Amazing

When you put a bunch of pornstars in a situation where they can just be themselves and generally dick around, then you’ve solved most of your problems. Across all of these party porn flicks the actors don’t have any lines to memorize and there’s no stage direction. The general premise is always the same. There are parties for chicks and there are male strippers around. Sometimes they’ll mix it up a bit, but this is the general formula. The instructions are simple. The girls should act like whores and the guys should act like… well, guys. They should have cocks. That’s about it.

This is fantastically simple formula so not even the dumbest porn stars could fuck it up. They just have to show up on set and get wet and wild with each other. This all comes together nicely to form some of the most amazing action I’ve seen in a long time. Naturally, Dancing Bear can be credited with really pushing this genre to the front of results pages across the web, but it’s not like PartyHardcore are some sort of distant second choice. They’re doing fantastic work. They’re also Swiss, for what it’s worth. I had to dig into their legal disclaimers to find that out, they’re not exactly flaunting it, but ultimately it doesn’t matter. What does matter are the babes. Speaking of...

Gorgeous Swiss Mommas

I’ve noticed this about Western European chicks in porn before – they’re either older than western pornstars or they look older on average. All of these babes look like they’re around 25 years of age, even though it’s likely there’s the odd teen babe here and there, but I don’t have to get into that. What matters is that they babes are very mature in personality and young in breast structure. Their tits still haven’t started to sag. This shit matters. I won’t settle for saggy tits and neither should you.

As for their maturity, well, they’re just much more comfortable around cocks than the babes I see in American or god forbid Japanese porn. These girls act as comfortable as the dudes. Everyone’s just sort of having a great time. Some of these chicks really like the taste of cock, others want to get their tits fondled. There’s a good time in store for everyone at the party. Hell, some of the girls get it on with each other. No judgment here, everyone’s welcome to party. Well, everyone except gay men. They didn’t get the invite.

Innovative Recording Methods

This I have never seen before. PartyHardcore use up to 5 different cameras at a time and they release each camera’s footage separately, unedited. Seems lazy, but it’s actually genius. If the entire party is a nonstop sexual extravaganza featuring countless people all getting it on in random and unscripted ways then multiple footage sources just means you get to explore the room at your own leisure. It’s like a virtual reality experience, in a way. PartyHardcore would work great as a VR porn site. I should probably let them know.

This place releases new videos once every week. They claim this is the fastest way they can process their footage. I’ll take it. It’s a good ratio. One video per week on a paid subscription is a good time. Plus, all the previous videos are available for viewing at all times. There’s a lot of mad content on here. I don’t think you’ll be running out of spank bank material any time soon.

Dumb Subscription Method

Whenever a porn site tries doing something original with their payment tiers, they inevitably find a way to piss me off. Check this shit out. They want you to give them 15 euros as a down payment, to earn the right to pay them a 25 euro monthly subscription. Excuse me? So, a month costs 25 euros, but you have to start off by paying 40 euros for the first month, because it’s the first month. This makes absolutely no sense. Feels like I’ve been taking crazy pills. What buttfuck insane marketing team thought it would be a good idea to gouge customers on the very first month of signup. It’s ass backwards and only serves to chase potential customers away.

If I were to look past this initial fuck up, I’d say that 25 euros a month is … well, a bit pricey but not outrageous for the quality of content you’re getting with PartyHardcore. There aren’t that may sites out there that give you access to five variants of the same video with different camera angles. It’s worth paying for such an innovative approach to smut. I’d personally love it if you could swap between camera angles instantly while you’re watching. It would make for a nice 3D effect, like you’re really there and you’re moving around the scene. Regardless, the price is almost too high, but I’ll give it a pass.

Worthy of Consideration

I can’t recommend PartyHardcore to all my readers with no caveats – this site is pricey and the content isn’t for everyone. My advice to you is that you check out the endless content that Dancing Bear have put out there for free in the past ten years and then come back to PartyHardcore for a paid subscription if you’d like to see the next step in the evolution of party porn. This site isn’t better than D.B. but it is definitely trying to push the envelope further. They’re innovating and I warmly encourage that. I very much love it when porn sites try to deliver something new for people to fap to.

As for the general quality of the content, I personally think it’s a slam dunk. The Swiss babes are slutty but not cheap. They’re young, but not immature. They’re hot, but not full of themselves. And, they’re horny as fuck and they seem to live for the taste of cock. They’re all-around fantastic girls with an amazing approach to life and pornographic business. Every single girl I saw on this site was having the time of her life.

The Rest of the Network

In case you’re falling head over heels with the content you see on PartyHardcore and you need more, check out the entire network they’re a part of. They get up to some really fucked up shit. They have a bukkake site, a pissing site, a lesbian site with no dudes in it and several fucked up kink sites, both original and fresh. There’s a slime site, for fuck’s sakes. These guys really love inventing new ways to fuck and fap. The network is sizeable and you’re sure to find a ton of fun fetishes to explore, if you’re willing to pay for them that is.

I personally like what PartyHardcore are shelling out, but I do believe they’re a bit too pricey for their own good and the initial price spike in the first month is a ridiculous way to charge for a subscription. If they dropped that part of the sub and added some sort of paid trial tier I’d recommend this place a lot harder. As it currently stands, I think it’s a soft 5/7 that some people will swear by and others will quickly overlook.