Tricky Old Teacher

I’ll never get tired of reviewing proper premium porn sites that have a genuine reason to exist. Not to throw shade or anything, but way too many porn sites in circulation today are pointless. They coast on marketing, trying to trick you to watch something that you pretty much don’t give a shit about. And then there’s sites like TrickyOldTeacher. These guys are far from breaking any records, but what they do they do fantastically well. They portray a very simple fetish, or dare I say common passion, with devotion and proper framing and exposition. They’re doing a bang up job. The babes are hot, the dudes are … well, old teachers, so they’re ugly as shit, but that’s the point. The whole thing has a lovely air of authenticity to it, even though you can clearly tell that all of this smut is actually staged. You’d have to be pretty fucking dense to believe that any of these people are actually teachers or students.

The setup is very simple. You’ve got the teacher student dynamic in any random scenario between school shit and private tutoring, with the occasional left field combo like a driving instruction with a student driver. In each video, the babe is the student and the old, fat ugly dude is the teacher. It’s not exactly included in the name, but it should be clear after your first five seconds on TrickyOldTeacher – this place only works with ugly and fat teachers. The idea is that they’re not inherently fuckable. They’re leveraging their power dynamic in order to get the babes to fuck them – hence “tricky old teacher”. They’re tricking the girls into the sack. They also don’t hold back on the action. Once they have access to the pussy, they take it for a proper fucking ride.

The Blackmail is On Point

Every single scene on TrickyOldTeacher starts with a clear setup. The babe is in some form of distress under the authority of the teacher. She could be failing an exam or struggling to pass her driver’s test. Anything works as long as the teacher has the authority to get her out of a tight spot. He is of course going to do that in order to get inside her tight spots. It’s simple quid pro quo. The teacher very quickly but subtly makes it clear that he’d be willing to cooperate and lend a helping hand if the girl is willing to trade sexual favors for favors. The guys that play the teachers are pretty damn good at what they do, though they don’t seem to incite a lot of fear in the girls. I blame the girls for that.

They’re oddly satisfied with the whole setup, as if they came to the meeting with the intention of having sex. On the one hand, they do a better acting job than most triple A pornstars, on the other, they could do better if they tried. I mean, it’s very lukewarm. The teachers are really believable, but the students, they just look like they’re overjoyed to suck on old man cock. I don’t know if that makes the porn more or less arousing, considering there’s coercion within the fictional play here. Maybe it would have been better if the girls complained a bit or at the very least showed some hesitation at the start. Instead, they’re just hot and bothered from the get go.

Strange Marketing Approach

Bear with me, this part will be sexier than you think. There are three distinct ways to enjoy TrickyOldTeacher’s videos. The first and most obvious one is to subscribe to their site and get full access to view and download all of this smut. The second is to watch the trailers of their videos that all last somewhere below one minute. The third is to go to a free porn tube, look up TrickyOldTeacher and watch 10 minute videos that showcase their work including the money shot. This confuses the ever-loving shit out of me.

First of all, the videos are 30 minutes long on average, so what’s with the 10 minute versions on porn tubes. Secondly, those versions are clearly compressed to hell and back since they’re in 1080p, but they look like they were filtered through Vaseline. Also, they skip a lot of the content, since they only really show a third of the video. But, why the fuck do they show the money shot? That’s the best part. Why give it away for free? I do not know. Bottom line, you can preview the content on external sites but you absolutely can’t enjoy the proper experience there. The trailers are better previews than the 10-minute shit on other sites. Ultimately, the videos themselves are worth watching properly, with a subscription.

At First Glance, It’s Crap

As a final gripe on TrickyOldTeacher’s marketing approach, I’m sorry, but I have to ask: Why the fuck are the thumbnails for the videos so blurry? If you don’t actually bother to check out one of these videos yourself, you’ll have every reason to believe that this smut is actually some ugly-ass second rate retro shit, because the thumbnails straight up give off 90s vibes. What is this nonsense? Why would you compress your thumbnails to hell and back? They’re supposed to be enticing. This is just ruining the click-through rate and making people straight up bounce from the website.

I opened many videos to make sure that these were in fact high quality productions and yeah, both the photo galleries from the shoots and the videos themselves are crisp and clean. You get perfect high definition. They used a proper high quality camera and the whole scene is framed perfectly. So, this is amazing content masquerading as second rate garbage. I can’t say I’ve ever seen something like this before.

At Second Glance, I’m in Love.

All right, now that I’m done picking apart the various ins and outs of how TrickyOldTeacher does business, let’s talk about the shit that had me rock hard. Dear Ron Jeremy in heaven, these videos are absolutely gorgeous. I didn’t know that the simple inclusion of an ugly old dude could take my enjoyment of straight hardcore content from a nine to a ten. It’s not that I like looking at old dudes, hell, they’re actually quite disgusting. I just love seeing young nubile girls who are probably 18 years old bending over for these old dudes in desperation while also looking aroused as all hell. For some reason, it’s more satisfying to see a bitch degrade herself sexually while also trying to stay aroused rather than seeing her fucking some sexy Chad who reminds me of me.

Women being sexually degraded is a cornerstone of many of these types of fetishes and I think it yields a fantastic porn clip in the end. All the fucking is perfectly fantastic with amazing angles that sometimes even include anal penetration. The pussies are clearly tight, but whorish and welcoming. The girls are gorgeous and I want to choke them all with my cock. And of course, the teachers are perverted as all hell. The money shots are also quite fantastic. These dudes shoot, dare I say, interesting loads. They’re hot and heavy loads that most likely smell like tapioca and rotten eggs. Watching the babes take these loads across their faces and in their mouths turns me on to hell and back.

Worth Every Penny

In true high quality smut fashion, these videos are available for a respectable fee. The more you pay, the less it costs. First of all, please consider the 2 day $1 trial tier, because you need to try before you buy. This is a fact of life. You do not want to sign up for a full time subscription with a premium porn site just because I said that the content was hot. It’s hot for me. I can’t guarantee it’ll fit you. You have to try it on. Porn is never “one size fits all”. So, consider the lowest tier first, before you do anything else.

Now, if you’ve gotten past that hurdle and you’re ready to make a commitment you’ve got three options with decreasing levels of compromise. First up, there’s the one-month membership for $30 a month. This is industry standard. Hike up the prices so you can incentivize with a discount. Speaking of discounts, you can get a 3-month membership for $20 a month, which is kind of a shit deal, but whatever. The best deal is easily the yearly subscription for $10 a month, i.e. you pay $120 and you’re ready to fap for the next 365 days. Just be careful, please, because these subscriptions will automatically renew when they start to expire, so cancel them on time if you intend to end your sub.