Heavy R Sleeping

Heavy-R’s a great place to find disjointed pornography of dubious quality and even stranger sources. It’s a lateral dumping ground. It’s no-one’s first choice, but it’s in most people’s top 5. That’s the kind of place this is. Like a bar that kind of smells like piss, but you go there anyway because one of the waitresses has giant tits and tends not to wear a bra. Not first choice material, but it puts a smile on your face every time regardless. When it comes to sleeping porn, well, it puts me to sleep. It’s boring. They should call it lullaby porn instead. That’s how uneventful this shit is.

I’m not going to spend the whole review bitching about how stupid sleeping porn is. At its core there’s a lot of potential for quality smut. I get the appeal as well. It’s supposed to be some variation of female submission with complete lack of agency. I.e., it’s the kind of smut within which women don’t do anything at all. They lie there, seemingly unconscious, and you get to have your way with them. It’s great stuff, in theory. The problem with sleeping porn is that it’s logistically impossible to produce. Or at the very least it’s very difficult. The only way I can think of is if you paid a pornstar in advance and made a contract of consent with her, then waited until she fell asleep to film the actual scene. It would be a form of consensual rape play.

It's Free Marketing Smut

Most porn producers that post their smut on Heavy-R don’t really have the patience or the budget to produce that kind of convoluted scene. Hell, half of the smut here is made by people and their girlfriends. It’s a low-end mixed bag of content. Therefore, Heavy-R’s idea of sleeping fetishism is basically all make believe. The girls pretend that they’re asleep. Their boys pretend to molest them. Then, while the girls are still pretending to be fully asleep, they also dole out blowjobs and even get vaginally penetrated. This is not how sleep works. This is not how common-sense works. The fetish is so watered down that it might as well not exist. Either way, I’m reviewing it since there are countless views among these videos. That in itself means that you fucks are enjoying this shit, so I guess I’ll grit my teeth and get through this shit.

I went through this section thoroughly and for the most part I saw videos of dudes sticking their cocks inside the mouths of unsuspecting women. Again, these women were only pretending to be asleep. That much is abundantly clear. That being said, most of them really committed to the role. You could tell they were awake, on account of certain responses, but their eyes stayed firmly shut throughout. That’s what I call dedication. These girls really wanted to do a good job and I applaud them for that. I’m not sure if this in itself is sufficient to satisfy a proper sleep fetishist, but hey, this is the best attempt you’re going to find on Heavy-R. Just to be clear, I don’t blame Heavy-R for the overall tameness of this fetish. It’s inherently doomed to turn out kind of underwhelming. Also, it’s kind of made for people who expect it to be underwhelming, so you could finagle an argument that this content is working as intended.

Surface Level but Fap-Worthy

I personally found it pretty easy to masturbate to this content, but not with dedication to the actual fetish. I am not personally a fan of sleep fetishism. I have nothing against it, I just prefer my women to be fully conscious. That way they can start complaining and I can shove my dick in their mouths, self-righteously, to get them to shut up. Now that’s a lovely play. Conscious women who can’t talk are a lot more attractive than unconscious women who are completely fucking out of it. But, that’s just my observation. I’m a romantic. I like sharing the experience. If you’re more of a fan of women who are completely out of the game while you’re jacking off, then you’ll find some satisfying content on here. The question is, can you fap to it?

Like I said, I enjoyed the content even though it was kind of surface level. I think that the smut on Heavy-R is inherently doomed to a certain low level of quality both in terms of technical and in how hot the smut actually is. This place is a B-tier dumping ground that is most commonly used by lesser-known porn studios for promotional purposes. That’s the kind of content I’m seeing on the sleeping section and across the rest of the site as well. The videos are perfectly fap-worthy and all that, but they look blurry as fuck and they’re kind of short, all around. They feel like free previews for actual proper porn, but they always showcase the money shot. This is strange. Promotional materials usually show the build-up, not the payoff. I’m confused, but I’m hard.

Sleeping Is Sexy, Apparently

There’s more than enough information about most of these videos to allow you to follow them off of Heavy-R and directly to their source, in case you’re in some sort of premium subscription mood. That being said, you could easily just stay on Heavy-R and enjoy the diversity. You never know what you’re going to get. Most of the smut on Heavy-R’s sleeping section looks really amateurish, and I say that as a compliment. These videos feel like they were recorded at home, by loving boyfriends who like jizzing on their girlfriends’ faces. I’d imagine that these kinds of fetishes benefit from the personal touch. Overproduced professional productions tend to miss the mark on fetishes, more often than not. So, there is hope for this section, you just have to make sure that it’s your kind of smut. It’s a bit too niche, even for a fetish category.

There are variations of the sleeping fetish on Heavy-R and it’s up to you to pick your favorite. The majority of the videos feature dudes that either jack off on sleeping girls or they fuck them. Sometimes they do both. This breaks the immersion for me, because obviously these bitches would wake the fuck up if a cock was inserted in them. You’d have to have a real needle dick on order to insert it inside a woman without her noticing. I personally adored the much less common videos of babes who are masturbating or otherwise getting kinky while they’re in the same room as other sleeping women. It’s like a roommate play. One girl is asleep, the other is too horny for her own good. You get to see them both. There’s extreme kinkiness there. Plus, these particular videos have an actual chance of featuring real sleeping women. We can’t check and confirm, but we can suspect it.

A Goofy Fetish

Overall, Heavy-R’s sleeping section feels like one big joke, because the fetish lends itself more to comedy than it does to erotic excitement. Still, countless fappers seem to worship this kind of smut. Who am I to get in the way of that kind of passionate devotion? If you get a hard-on while watching women pretend to sleep while they also sport cum across their faces, well, that’s your right. I’m here to steer you in the right direction. I hope that you’ll enjoy the videos on Heavy-R. That’s the best I can say. You’ll have better luck on dedicated sleep porn sites, but most of the good ones are premium and they require a paid subscription. If you want to dabble in the fetish, for free, then I’m afraid you’re stuck with Heavy-R.

Don’t forget that this smut is coming in from random uploaders who are likely even more perverted than you, so you are essentially sampling what the community considers to be hot content. Dive into the category at random and make sure to jump a few results pages in order to get past the front page and see the kind of smut that’s hiding below the top results. The first few pages of any porn tube are usually littered with mediocrity, on principle. Go beyond that and find the kind of smut that you can really enjoy. There are some quality gems on here. Some of them are solely focused on sleeping bitches, others have a bit of overlap with other fetishes. You have to look for them in order to find them, but it’s ultimately up to you to decide what you consider worthwhile content. Enjoy your faps, you weirdos.