Only Smoker

Here we are again, with another high-quality smoking website that looks like it came straight out of the 90s. The design is shit, the content is lit – like a cigarette, get it? There’s a pattern forming here. The worse a site looks the more promising the content is, provided it’s actually backed by someone who gives a flying fuck about the fetish at hand. Whoever is behind OnlySmoker seems to be down with the sickness, the lung sickness that is. Look, I’ll be honest with you. Smoking is terrible. You’re better off indulging in scat porn. That being said, I’m the last person you should be taking life advice from as I review tits for a living. Seems glamorous, but I cry myself to sleep most days.

Long story short, OnlySmoker is a fantastic website that I wholeheartedly recommend because it passes my bullshit filter. It’s clearly run by someone who knows smoking well and this same someone is clearly devoted to providing quality content. There’s so much to cover so let’s pace ourselves. Much like a pack of smokes, you can’t inhale it all in one go. You have to blaze them one at a time. Do you blaze regular cigarettes or is that a stoner thing? I’m a bit out of my element. Forgive me for not enjoying the smell of burning tar. Anyways, let’s get into this wet and wild smoke fetishism dream.

Community Word is Law

When it comes to ultra-specific fetishes like these, the community always knows best. If you want to learn all about what a particular fetish is really like, don’t listen to me, listen to the community. Opt for democracy. No-one knows smoking fetishism better than the people that actively engage in it. I’m not entirely clear on the matter of whether smoking fetishists enjoy smoking themselves or if this is a second-hand type of thing. See, this is what I’m talking about. I’m the porn expert, not the smoking expert. I have to stay a layer detached from the action, because I’m here to learn just as much as you are.

So, with all that being said, I’m glad that this site is basically kept up by the burning passions of cigarette smoke loving perverts. OnlySmoker loads as a porn tube, that’s the basic format of the home page. However, there’s so much more to the place. There are several sections that I’d like to go through, but first I need to tell you about the requests. There’s a special place on OnlySmoker where free members of the site can go to make content requests. They straight up dump their smoking fantasies here for the world to see and the site’s owner tries to find some content that matches what they are looking for. Make some notes – this is how quality webmaster work gets done. You listen to what the public wants and then you give it to them, provided they don’t ask for something that straight up doesn’t exist. If that’s the case, then they should be tipping their OnlyFans favorites better.

Solo Content is Amazing

Speaking of OnlyFans, did you know that there are countless aspiring camwhores out there who make solo content featuring cigarettes? I didn’t know this was such a huge trend because I’m usually on the prowl for large tits and shaven pussies. I love seeing babes insert things into their mouths, but it never dawned on me that they could be shoving smokes up there. It’s just not my vibe. Still, a lot of people out there seem to live, love and laugh for this shit, so there’s a huge demand to be filled. And you know how OnlyFans bitches get – when there’s a demand, they will supply. They’ll do anything to get their hands on some subscriptions.

Leave it to the boys behind OnlySmoker to find the best camwhore babes who actively produce smoking-centric content. If you’re big on the smoking fetish, then this is the exact type of content you’re looking for. Trust me. A lot of the smoking content on OnlySmoker is a bit retro, since they’ve been scraping the bottom of every barrel they could get their hands on in efforts to grow their library, but the cam whore solo shit is brand spanking new. It also comes with the added bonus of being available in a high resolution, especially in comparison to the other content on the site.

A Bit Too Soft for Me

I’m not saying that the retro content is useless, mind you, I just prefer the modern solo camwhores because they’re more likely to take their clothes off before they light up a smoke. I imagine that if I were a cigarette smoking pervert I would still prefer my women with their clothes off. I don’t see why they would keep their clothes on if my cock is out. I’m a simple man. I see a woman; I imagine her naked. That’s sort of the point of pornography, isn’t it?

Alas, a lot of the videos on OnlySmoker do not feature any nudity. I found this very surprising. It’s a huge letdown for me, but judging by the community’s responses to said videos, I have to assume that a lot of folks out there are fapping to this shit religiously. You’ve got all kinds of hot babes from all walks of life, smoking cigarettes on camera and just sort of generally having a good time without doing much of anything else. They’re hanging out, they’re smoking and sometimes they smile at the camera. It’s almost like watching a documentary on poor life decisions among young people. To each their own and all that, but I think that these girls would be much happier and healthier if they wrapped their lips around cock instead of cigarettes. Cock doesn’t give you cancer.

Your Mileage Will Vary

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for this review to turn into one large dump on everything smoking related. I want you to fap. It’s just that, this particular fetish is a bit strange to people who aren’t interested in smokes, especially when you look at how much of the content on OnlySmoker features no nudity or sexual interaction. Hell, most of the videos are solo babe performances and most of those show babes fully clothed. They don’t even do me the honor of stripping down to their lingerie. This is pathetic stuff.

On the flip side, if you’re the kind of weird person who loves jacking it to videos of women smoking and doing literally nothing else in the meantime, then you’ll have found your next bookmark-worthy treasure trove of free smut. All of the smut on OnlySmoker is free as it is brought together by like-minded smoking loving perverts who are just looking to have a good time. As far as I can tell, there’s no actual way to pay for this content – it’s a free porn tube, forum and hangout spot.

Some Extra Goodies

On top of the videos, which can be found on the home page, there’s also a pictures section that just features more of the same, but without the motion. There’s a blog where you can read a bunch of random nonsense that, of course, involves women smoking cigarettes. No men smoking cigarettes on this site for some reason. I guess it’s a straight site? There’s no gay switch either.

If you’re really into written fiction then you should check out the stories section that is littered with actual fantastical stories about women who love the smell and taste of burning tobacco. Why was this shit written? I have absolutely no idea. I’d venture to bet that a lot of people jack off to this content and I just can’t figure out why.

Try It, It’s Free

There are a lot of good reasons to check out OnlySmoker and consider returning to this place for more content down the line, but the whole thing is a wash if you’re not into smoking. You can only enjoy this site if the sight of a woman smoking a cigarette is enough to get you rock hard. If you are not feeling that vibe, then feel free to give this site a pass. You aren’t going to miss out on anything, I promise.

If, however, you are crazy about tobacco and you like softcore performances in porn, then you’ll definitely enjoy this wide range of videos, images and fictional stories that all contain ample amounts of cancer inducing fumes for you to enjoy. So by all means, dig into OnlySmoker, check out the content and feel free to reevaluate your life decisions as much as possible. Smoking might be bad for your health, but softcore porn with no nudity is ever-so-slightly worse. Consult your physician before consuming porn with no nudity in it, for your own sake.