Over The Desk

The hand is perfectly formed to fit around a buttcheek. It's as if it were designed for that explicit purpose. Of course, scientists think our hands became so dexterous for tool use, but that sounds like bull shit mumbo jumbo to me. I'll bet my life that the hand and the ass cheek evolved in unison as one. They are meant to be partners that carry our species into the future.

What evidence do I have, you ask? My evidence is right in front of you. Pick your hands up and place them on the ass nearest to you. Do you see how well your hands clasp the fatty tissue? Now try swinging your hand into the fattest, juiciest part of the booty. How did that feel? Like the essence of perfection taken form in our putrid universe?

Do I need any more evidence? I think not. Case closed, end of discussion. Checkmate. The scientists can crawl back into the sexless holes from which they arose. The rest of us have fucking to do, and we can't do it with you staring and drooling like a retard.

Spanking is Universal

A love for spanking is nearly ubiquitous amongst humans. We can't get enough of the stuff. Even my readers, who have zero access to spankable asses, still love it. Unfortunately, they have been reduced to watching spanking online, but there are worse fates to suffer. What if you guys had been alive before spanking porn was so easy to find.

Even after internet porn first came about, it was challenging to get your hands on spank shit, and there were no dedicated spank sites. You had to type "spank" into an Askjeeves search and hope for the best.

Fortunately, these days, the net is inundated with sexy spank porn content. There's enough to keep us and our ancestors busy for millennia, even if no more is ever produced. So the only question now is, where's the best shit?

Tube sites? Fuck no. Tube sites are great if you don't know what type of porn you want to watch. However, if you're coming in hot for some raw spank porn, you need a site run by dedicated spank fanatics, and that's precisely what you get on OverTheDesk.

Over The Desk is an erotic literature site spilling over with mostly true stories about real spank adventures. Since you have no booty around you, listen to alpha males regale you with their tales of triumph.

Site originator Kenny Walters and several of his friends started writing spank stories many moons ago. It started out as a fun way to pass the time, but soon he was able to turn it into a profitable endeavor. What better way to make your living writing about spanking? Trust me, I know.

Eventually, he and his buds figured that men everywhere would benefit from a site where they could read about real-life spanking scenarios. What man doesn't need that in his life? Perhaps other men will also catch the bug and want to write their own spank stories. This could be a movement.

The Real McCoitus

Keeping the bulk of Over the Desks content about true stories is essential to Kenny and his compatriots. In their travels talking to men about spanking, they discovered that many were disappointed by the fiction usually spun on erotic literature sites. Gentlemen want to read about the real thing.

Kenny and his pals produce a ton of the content on Over the Desk, but they also accept entries from anyone who wants to write in. It's not guaranteed that you'll make the cut, but many do. I don't think there are many inspiring writers amongst my audience, but there have got to be a few. 

Contacting the admin is as simple as shooting them an email. They very much encourage communication, so no matter what you want to say, feel free to throw them a line. This is their life's work, after all.

You guys will love that Over the Desk makes it plainly evident that the site will always be free. It's not one of those situations where the site is free until there is enough traffic to start charging. Kenny and his team are over here doing the lord's work, and despite his negative experiences with flogging, even Jesus loves spanking.

I'm a big fan of the web design on Over the Desk. Most erotic literature sites look like they were designed in the late nineties. However, Over the Desk uses modern design principles, which result in an easily navigatable website that doesn't remind me of the first iteration of Craigslist.

The main menu hangs out at the top of the site and includes the options Home, About Over the Desk, Contact us, Adverts, FAQ, and Story index. Because Over The Desk has been around so long and accepted story entries from anyone, they have a dummy thick archive of previous stories. Unless you dedicate the rest of your life to reading spank porn, you'll never get through it all. 

Spanking in History

The adverts section of Over the Desk is a weird place. I was expecting personal ads, of which there are some, but that's not what makes up the bulk of the content. Instead, much of it is people attempting to get more information about historical spankings. 

For example, Kenny Walters himself has made a post requesting information about a certain news program broadcast in the late seventies and early eighties. It featured several school children receiving both spanks on their bottom and canings on their hands. 

He remembers it so well he can recall a student in a corduroy skirt bending over a desk and being spanked. And apparently, he isn't the only one who remembers this programming airing. He has compiled the memories of several other spank enthusiasts to put together an accurate summary of the proceedings. 

Kenny's scenario at least has video evidence he is attempting to drudge up. Many of the adverts are simply requesting the whole story. For example, a spank-addicted Over the Desk reader named Megan Lowry is requesting the full report on an incident that happened in Manila, Arkansas, decades ago. 

On one fateful day, a large portion of the school decided to skip class for a day of fun and relaxation. This, of course, upset school officials, so they arranged for the whole school to receive "four licks," also known as whacks with a frat paddle. If you were there or can throw more light on the scenario, send Megan an email.

This isn't the only request Megan has made on the adverts. She is also looking for more information about an incident that occurred in Girard, Pennsylvania. In the late fall of 1983, a large group of students at Girard high received three licks for sledding down a nearby hill. Once again, you know who to email if you can shed some more light.

Wait, let me get this straight. Skipping school entirely earns you four thwacks, and sliding down a hill earns you three? That doesn't seem proportional at all. The sledding crew should not have returned to class afterward. It's only one more spank, so why not? I wonder what the punishment is for masturbating during your spanking. It probably depends on the teacher.

Down the left side of the site are a few navigational menus to assist you in finding the right content. First is an archive search where you can view past stories by month of release. Below that are links to two spanking sister sites, Cherry Red Report and Poser CP art.

Continuing down are links to three more spanking story sites that Kenny Walters and friends also run. They are called True Spanking Recollections, Janus, and Susan Thomas Stories. Kenny also has a couple of video sites. Janus includes video, and Sound Punishment is dedicated to it.

Finally, we get a list of the most recently released stories on Over the Desk. As of the writing of this article, they included "Shoplifter gets Caught," "Aunty Sheila," "Taking Three," "A Platinum Paddling," "Unfinished Business," "Boy Spanked for Stealing," "A Girl Spanked on Holiday," "Boy Paddled in California School," and "A Girl's Memory of a School Paddling."

You guys need somewhere to get all the spank content your brains and penises require. Since that place isn't going to be at home with a real lady, at home with Over the Desk will have to do. Lucky for you that this place is the perfect replacement.

Over the Desk mentions that some stories are illustrated, but those stories are few and far between. I would love to see these bastards add illustrations to every story.

Stop pretending like you'll ever find a woman that will let you spank them. Instead, give up and masturbate on Over the Desk.