NaughtyBlog Squirting

Repeat after me: Squirting is peeing, we just like to pretend that it isn’t. Science tells us that ballistic vaginal fluid is in fact 100% urine. Porn tells us that if you rub a woman hard enough, she’ll shower you in gratitude … and piss. This is hot shit. I’ve been pissed on by a woman before and I don’t care. If it really means that she’s having the time of her life, fuck it. I’ll accept it like my cock’s baptism or some shit. That’s a nice way to think of it. Squirting is a baptism for your cock. It’s the woman’s way of saying that you are not completely worthless in the sack. Then again, women love to swap out men for high grade sex toys, so the best ways to get them to squirt is to use a high-powered clit stimulator. Oh well.

We’re not here to get judged by women. We get enough of that at home. We’re here to watch women show their appreciation for sexual stimulation by exploding their liquids out for the world to see. I personally find squirting to be magically delicious, as a fetish. I love watching this shit. And sure, it comes with its various downsides, but ultimately it is a porn fetish that you can recommend to anyone with a pulse. This is the kind of smut that fits all people who are in one way or another attracted to women. I wonder if lesbian couples like to stimulate each other’s pussies towards this kind of orgasm every night. Can you imagine the smell? I feel bad for their bedsheets. I also feel bad for myself for not being in-between them when they perform the squirts. Let’s get on NaughtyBlog, already, shall we?

Talking About Smut

Before we take this any further, let’s just get one thing straight – NaughtyBlog are not a replacement for what I do. They’re wonderful. They do great work, but they don’t do the same thing I do. I cannot overstate this. NaughtyBlog reviews porn videos, I review porn sites and categories. It’s far from the same thing, ok? They do a fantastic job, by the way. Normally, on a site like this, I’d be reviewing their porn curation. They suggest porn for you to watch, so I go through their lists and figure out whether they know their shit. They do, but that’s not the point I’m trying to make. I want to talk about their porn reviews.

They’re damn good. I can tell the difference between padding and proper writing from a mile away, and I could tell from the get go that whoever wrote this crap really cared about the smut they were reviewing. You get proper coverage of the adjoining sex scenes and you get to read a couple of funny in-context jokes. It’s a fun time. I like reading about porn videos, especially when the writer actually watched the damn things and cared to cover them properly. That being said, this writing is also clearly peppered with keywords for SEO purposes and that can make parts of these articles kind of annoying. But, all in all, they’re pretty decent reviews and I can easily recommend that you check them out.

The Porn Selection Is to Die For

Past the reviews, the people behind NaughtyBlog also do the difficult work of finding relevant porn videos to fit their various categories. Today we are of course checking out the squirting section. That’s why I went on a huge rant about it to begin with. I like squirting. I like this kind of squirting. I also really like NaughtyBlog’s approach to video curation. They hand-pick the hottest of the hot videos featuring some of the most gorgeous women in porn, then they capture some killer screenshots and write in-depth reviews of the action. They don’t have to, but they do it anyway. I know that this content serves an SEO purpose on top of everything, but honestly, I think they also do it in appreciation for the smut.

I was impressed by the video selection on two fronts. First, there’s a ton of new high-quality, high-resolution content that does indeed feature squirting and second, there’s content coming in from various unrelated sources. I hate it when curation sites pull in their smut from one third-party source. It gives off the vibe that they’re just a white label. You don’t have to worry about any of that with NaughtyBlog. They clearly have no affiliation or preference. They just want to show you what you asked for, in the highest available quality.

Working Hard for the Squirting

NaughtyBlog introduce new content a lot slower than the average porn tube, but this is to be expected. They are actually a blog. They didn’t put that in the name as a gag. Every upload on here is a proper release with a long review, screenshots, embeds – the works. Thankfully, this approach doesn’t seem to slow them down too much, as they post new content daily, in spades. If you’re only looking at the squirting content, well, you only get a new video once every few days, but what do you expect? This is a smaller category of an otherwise gigantic site. It’s normal.

NaughtyBlog’s squirting is clearly sourced from third-party porn studios and they manage to find the best of the best videos regardless of where they were filmed. You also get a healthy mix of different ethnicities as an indirect result of them casting such a wide net.

Reminds Me of Cumshot Porn

What’s the one problem that cumshot porn inherently suffers from? That’s right. The money shot only lasts a few seconds across and it is the whole point of the fetish. So, you either have to have videos that last a few seconds across, or, for most of their runtime, they simply do not feature any cumshots. The same is true of squirt porn and you can clearly see that among the videos on NaughtyBlog. All of these videos feature squirting, yes. But, as they are long-form videos, most of the runtime features no squirting at all.

Instead, the babes are just sort of warming up for the explosion with each passing moment, throughout the videos. They get up to all kinds of sexual depravity, alone, with their girlfriends and of course at the hands of hot buff men. They get rubbed, sucked, licked and penetrated all in the name of the giant squirting explosion that is bound to come towards the end of the video. Sometimes they squirt onto the dudes’ cocks, other times they squirt onto their own faces. There’s really no wrong way to squirt. Then, the video only leaves a couple of remaining minutes for them to play around in the swamp they’ve just created, before wrapping up for the next shoot.

The Most Gorgeous Babes, Ever

Thanks to NaughtyBlog’s careful curation, you only get to see the best of the best, from countless porn studios. All the babes on here are proper 10s, with a bit of variation to accommodate for taste. There are blondes, brunettes, redheads, skinny babes, fit babes, extra fit babes and of course, extremely skinny babes. There are no fat bitches, thank God. I really wouldn’t want to see a landwhale squirt. Can you imagine the volume? Yuck.

These women are being paid the big bucks, obviously, since they work for some of the greatest porn studios in the world. You can clearly tell the difference in ethnicity, though, and not only between the Japanese girls and the western ones. There are some Eastern European productions, for example and those babes are quite different from American girls, but in very subtle ways. On the one hand, you can immediately tell they’re Slavic, on the other, you can’t exactly put your finger on how. Doesn’t matter. Either way, I’m loving the spread.

Checking Out the Smut

Every single smut piece on NaughtyBlog, including the squirt shit, has its own dedicated page that you can jump to if you click on any of these reviews. These pages also feature embedded free previews of the smut, right there on NaughtyBlog. You also get complete information of the video’s production with a ton of external links, including some possible download locations.

Getting this kind of content all aggregated properly and made available to you for free seems like a godsend. I am not entirely sure how this content is sourced, but NaughtyBlog does make it a point to show you where it’s coming from, at least. It’s great stuff. They provide fantastic coverage of the original studios that created this shit and you can learn a lot about the content, especially towards pursuing more of it in the future.