XVideos Bisexual

I find it absolutely hilarious how the URL for this section has the word top in it, like it’s implying you’re only going to see the tops and not the other people involved in these group fucks. Worry not, my friend for this is not the case. You get to see it all on XVideos or should I say XVideos gay. You get moved to the gay section of the site when you visit this URL. Don’t take it personally. I sure don’t. Then again, I don’t fap to bisexual porn. Look, the bottom line of the internet is that as long as one cock touches another cock, it’s gay, unless it’s in a bukkake scene and the touching is completely accidental and doesn’t last for more than three seconds at a time. Like the five second rule for food, but with cock.

XVideos have a bisexual section. Who knew? Not me. I avoid cocks like the plague. I can barely get through the prospect of one cock in my videos, when I watch bitches give blowjobs. I like to pretend like it’s my cock but sometimes these dudes have real cases of chode cock or needle dick, so I have to kind of suspend my disbelief and get through the scene. Seeing several dudes in full focus, flexing their shit and sucking each other off while there’s a perfectly good vagina right there in the same shot is blasphemy in my book. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not homophobic – I just really love the taste of pussy. If I were bisexual, I’d only ever fuck bitches, not because dudes aren’t fun, but because pussy is my favorite flavor of ice cream.

Three is a Crowd

As this is a bisexual section there have to be at least three people per video in order to justify the tag. It’s physically impossible for two people two carry out a bisexual scene properly without external help. And, if you’re thinking of using trans girls for the scene because they have cocks and you count this as bisexuality then you are a bigot and you need to get the fuck out of here. Trans bitches deserve my cock and that’s final.

Anyways, there are three or more people in these scenes, with two and two and one girl with three dudes being the most common. You’ll never see three chicks with one guy, because apparently that’s not how pornography works. Three women and one dude is straight, even though the girls are eating each other out. It’s only bisexuality if dudes are sucking cock. I live in the world of digital porn and yet I understand nothing. Two girls kissing – not gay. Two guys kissing – gay. What? I’m going to need some acetaminophen for the headache this is giving me. I’ll be right back.

Human Tetris

Cocks go into female holes. You can stick it in a woman’s mouth, pussy, ass and if you’re particularly small, her pee hole. No, that’s not the same hole as the vagina, you goddamn virgin. Anyways, guy on girl sex is my reason for living, but I have to admit that logistically speaking, there’s not a lot of room for originality there. There’s only so many ways that you can choke a bitch on your cock before you blow your load and toss her some cab fare. With bisexual porn, especially the kind of bisexual porn you see on XVideos, the possibilities are endless. There are at least two dudes and at least one chick and often there are many more individuals in the video.

With that crew alone, there are so many fun ways you can arrange these people as if you were a dumbass playing with building blocks. Do you stick one man’s cock into another man’s asshole? Does the chick choke on cock while taking it up the ass or is she getting double penetrated? Hell, maybe she wants both cocks in her ass at the same time and the dudes like this because the cocks are touching. Perhaps the dudes are off in the corner sucking each other off while the bitch is in the kitchen making them dinner like a good little girl. The variations truly are endless. The mind boggles at the possibilities.

Is It Gay Though?

I mean, yeah, kind of. It’s bisexual. What more can I say? This is smut made for bisexual dudes, plain and simple. If it was made for gay men, there wouldn’t be bitches. If it was made for straight men, there wouldn’t be more than one guy. It’s not rocket science. But, what about bi chicks? I mean, yeah, I guess they can enjoy this smut too, but I haven’t found women to like this kind of smut very often. They much prefer lesbian porn for some reason. I’m talking about straight bitches, mind you. Straight bitches love lesbian porn for some reason. Women make damn near no sense to me. I’m glad they love fucking me, but beyond that they’re a fucking unanswerable enigma.

If you’re a straight dude and you managed to wander into this section of my site, then by all means, feel free to fap to this shit. It’s not illegal and no-one will be revoking your man card. I might get flak for putting bisexuality on a list of fetishes, but just hear me out. My site is mostly frequented by straight dudes. Straight dudes consider this kind of smut a fetish, because they’re too pussy whipped to admit they also like cock. As for the bisexual visitors, they’ll see this smut as an average Tuesday. Everyone’s happy. Point is, I’m not trying to discriminate here. I’m trying to spread the love. I won’t be fapping to XVideos’ bi section, but that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t. This place is a treasure trove.

Interesting Scenarios

It never occurred to me that like the aforementioned human Tetris, there’s a lot of potential for original stories and scenarios when it comes to bisexual porn featuring three or more people. You get the same tropes like secretaries and pool boys, but mixed in ways that I have personally never seen before. For example, let’s say the pool boy is sucking off his boss, then the boss’s wife comes in, catches them and punishes them by forcing them to double penetrate her. That’s just one idea off the top of my head and naturally it is featured here among several videos. You’ll get all kinds of role mixing and matching.

I am pretty sure that the people that were hired for these videos were experienced at bisexual porn to begin with or at the very least they are bisexual themselves, because if they’re not they’re doing a fantastic job at faking it. I am blown away by the sheer dedication to the smut that’s going on across XVideos’ bisexual section. This sucking and fucking are truly legendary and of course none of it is censored.

A Decent Collection

I have a bit of unfortunate news. Unlike other similar categories on XVideos, the bisexual section is a mixed bag of quality. Oh sure, there are tons of mainstream videos from modern websites that are top notch and HD, but around half of the videos are 360p and were clearly filmed a decade ago. I have a feeling that this has something to do with the immense backlog of popular gay and bi videos that have been amassing views for years. They’re just straight up refusing to die out. They’re that good, apparently.

The overall quality of the videos in terms of content is somewhere between an 8 and a 10 on a scale, but the low resolutions can very much ruin your day, especially if you have standards. My relatively dumbass suggestion in that case is that you just give those older videos a pass. XVideos has this feature that marks the highest available resolution for every video in the thumbnail, so you don’t feel gypped. Use it. If you see a video that’s under 720p and you don’t want to see any blur, then give it a pass. Otherwise, dive into these videos like there’s no tomorrow and you want to yank yourself to death to some quality bisexual pornography.

If I’m recommending this smut, then you know you’re looking at something damn worthwhile, considering I couldn’t give a flying fuck about bisexual smut. Sure, there’s tits and pussies in it, but most of the time there’s also gay shit, so I’m kind of immune to these bitches. I’d like them solo, but in this context, I’m dry and soft. You on the other hand might find this place to be an absolute shrine to quality smut, so get to fapping.