Fetish Planet

If you have been reading me for a while now, you know I often say that blogs and forums are one of the best ways to find new and rare porn. What's great about blogs is the fact that they only attract the most passionate porn purveyors. Weekend warriors don't show up to chat about porn on their off days. Only the real porn heads are deep enough in the life to hit blogs.

It's also the real porn heads that find the best shit. Weekend warriors are afraid to leave the comforts of Pornhub, Redtube, and Youporn. Unlike them, folks like you and I dive deep into the nooks and crannies of the internet to find shit that no one else noticed. That's the type of porn I live for. It's why I got in the game, baby.

In the end, what else is The Porndude besides a giant and exceptionally well-organized blog? How many awesome porn sites have you found through me? If you've been a fan for any length of time, then probably dozens, if not a hundred or more.

When you hit a porn blog, there won't be any single person more knowledgeable than I am, but as a group, the members create a super brain capable of holding more knowledge about porn than any one human. It's like the borg but with more boners. Do the borg still get boners? Better yet, do the borg have robotic cocks? Someone get Gene Roddenberry on the phone. I hear he is up in the clouds blowing coke with aliens right now.

There is no shortage of porn blogs out there, but most are absolute garbage. They have no members, are poorly designed, and the admin doesn't bother providing regular maintenance. Who knows how many of these shitty sites rot away in internet obscurity. 

Skip all that garbage and check out Fetish-Planet. Fetish Planet isn't for porn pussies. Some of the content here could singe the ass hairs off of Satan's tail. 

More Porn than you can Shake a Dick At.

When it comes to activity, Fetish Planet is bubbling over. There are nearly thirty thousand threads containing nineteen million messages. Holy fucking shit cocks, that's a lot of messages. Do you know how much content is included in those nineteen million posts? An insane fucking amount. I couldn't put a number to it, but you'll have a grand old time trying to figure it out.

The design is pretty basic and doesn't look that far off from most blogs. That's just fine with me as it makes for an intuitive navigation process. On top of that, the dark background makes all-night porn watching easy on the eyes. My retinas are just as important as my hands when it comes to my masturbation life and profession. 

The main menu hangs out at the top of the site and, including drop downs, has the options Blog, Forums, What's new, New posts, New profile posts, Latest activity, Members, Current visitors, New profile posts, Search profile posts, Log in, and Sign up. 

Down the left side are a few more menus to help navigate the site and find porn. First is a list of popular tags on Fetish Planet. This includes such magnificent entries as Fisting, Humiliation, Hentai games, Teens, Spanking, Femdom, Big tits, Asian, Torture, Toys, Interracial, Lesbian, and Masturbation.

Below the tags is a list of members that are online now. The bulk of people visiting Fetish Planet at any one time are guests, but there are always a few members on also. At the time of my last visit, there were thirty-two members and one hundred and thirty-two guests.

Next up is a list of the latest posts. This currently includes shit like Pissing toilet videos, Teens, Japanese adult videos, and Sadistic mistresses. 

That brings us to some forum stats that I've already covered, along with links to all of the Fetish Planet's social media accounts. I wouldn't want you masturbating without sharing what porn you're watching with friends and family. Your Aunt Karen is desperately curious about what you're up to during your long mid-family dinner bathroom breaks.

Finally, the last list is of other porn sites friendly to the cause. This includes spots like XXX-files, Real porn site, and Ultrafile.

Down the center of the site are all of the various forum boards featured on Fetish Planet. They cover a lot of ground, so you're bound to find some great content no matter what you're into.

Fetish Planet starts off strong with the "Extreme Scat Porn Board." We wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression by starting with something like "Missionary Porn and Bible Study." Take note that this board, and several others, include siterips. I know how much you motherfuckers love siterips. How could you not?

To keep up the momentum, the second board is the "Rimming and Ass licking Porn Board." I don't get it, but some of you fucks love licking asshole. It's not my thing, but you do you, boo-boo. I prefer my bitches to do the ass licking on me. You've never cum as hard as when a bitch licks your corn hole. P.S. This section also includes siterips.

Not to beat a dead horse, but the third board is titled "Extreme Pissing Porn Board." Many men that enjoy piss porn don't enjoy shit porn. This section lets all the piss-only guys have their fun. Once again, not my thing, but don't let anyone get in the way of you being you. Once again, feel free to enjoy the siterips.

A Fuck Ton of Fucked Up

The fourth board opens things up a bit with the "Extreme Fetish Porn Board." Considering how ambiguous that category is, it includes many subforums such as BDSM porn, Fucking machines porn, Fisting pumping, and dildos porn, Enemas and medical fetish porn games, FemDom Cuckold and Strap-on porn, Pregnant and lactation porn, Skinny and anorexic porn, Foot fetish porn, Gagging deep throat and vomit porn, Rubber latex, and nylon fantasy fetish porn, Smoking fetish porn, Bukkake and gangbang porn, Diaper girls and panties fetish, and Other fetish porn.

That's a lot to explore. I've gotten lost for hours wandering around the Extreme fetish porn board alone, so be sure to do more than give it a quick skim.

Following that beast is the "Extreme Violence and Snuff Porn Board." Don't wander into this category unless you're ready to see some seriously fucked up shit. By fucked up, I'm talking about Necro porn, Blood porn, and Death fetish porn. Even the scat and piss guys usually recoil at the thought of this section.

They also tend to shy away from the "Beast Porn Board." Animal sex and bestiality porn isn't for everyone. It's only for a select few of you motherfuckers who have entirely given up on human females. What a sad state to find yourself in.

That brings us to the "Gomosexual Porn Board." I'm not sure why they went with "Gomo" instead of "Homo," but that's fine. My editors will understand now that I've included the previous sentence. 

For all you vanilla motherfuckers out there, Fetish Planet has a "General Porn Board." It's here you can find all the regular porn you might find on a popular porn tube. The only difference is that much of this shit is rarer than anything you'll find on Pornhub. If you haven't noticed, sites like Pornhub are being loaded with shitty filler. You don't have to worry about filler on Fetish Planet.

We have almost reached the end of the board list, but Fetish Planet would be remiss not to include a "Virtual Porn Board." CGI and cartoons have swept the porn world by storm for the last ten or fifteen years. People can't get enough of little anime bitches. Personally, I fuck way too many real bitches to get caught up with toons, but you bastards don't. You're more likely to fuck Lola the bunny than Lola, the neighbor.

At that, we finally arrive at the last two boards, "Trash" and "The Information Board." If you plan on becoming a member and adding your own posts, be sure to read the rules and regulations. Breaking them could get you suspended or banned from the site.

Blogs are one of the best places to find fresh porn you have never seen before. If your porn tastes go beyond what the common man enjoys, you'll find everything you need for a good time on Fetish Planet. Once you confirm that you like what you see, become a member and share some of your library with the masses. I'm sure we all would appreciate it.

I have a pretty big complaint about Fetish Planet. They have recently closed open registration and are now charging to become a VIP member of the site. You can still enjoy plenty of content as a guest, but if you want to post and get quick downloads, you'll have to pay a one-time fee of thirty bucks for a lifetime membership. To be honest, though, It might be the best thirty bucks you've ever spent in your life.