Forumophilia

What’s up, freak!? So, you think you’re a fan of porn? Do you watch enough porn to put a Star Wars Trilogy superfan to shame? Oh, you do, huh? Do you think you watch as much porn as me? Haha! Don’t be ridiculous! You could live twice and you still wouldn’t rack up my kind of hours, rookie! But, I’ll tell you what. There’s a place for porn fanatics like you and me. I’m not talking about some deep-in-the-dungeon kink shit either. I’m talking, honest to goodness, hot bitches of all shapes and sizes. Thousands and thousands and thousands of content, all shared between proud fellow pervs like ourselves.

Does that sound good to you? Haha! I fucking know it does! And you’re more than welcome to come over and join the fun! Just be cool, okay? It’s cool if you tell them I sent you, but I don’t want you embarrassing me over there! I’ve got a reputation! 

Anyway, before you head on over to the platform of champions, I’m gonna give you the rundown on everything that goes down in there. You might as well get a small taste of all the fun you’ll be having, right? You’re about to find your home among the finest of men, my friend. The true aficionados of pussy and perversion. 

Clean & Simple… Like Fine Pussy

Usually, I would start this off with something like “The first thing you’ll notice is ‘something about the design’”. But, you probably won’t notice anything about the design. There’s nothing to really notice! The sight has a light blue theme with a design that looks like it was made by the earliest version of Adobe Dreamweaver. But, we’re not here to jack off to the web design. We’re here to jack off to gorgeous models from all over the internet and the timeline of the porn industry!

At the top of the page, there’s something like a navigation bar. I guess the developer was too busy jerking off to the endless amount of porn he had stashed. Instead, it’s just a row of links: The register button takes you to a page where you can put in your details and answer some questions to make sure you’re not a robot. As long as you can count, you should be able to do it pretty easily. The questions are pretty funny too! Next to that, you have the option to log in if you’ve already joined the club. 

Next to that, you’ll see a link to yours truly. Of course, you’d see me here! These are my fucking people. This is the home of true appreciators of porn. It would only make sense that you’re provided a link to my many reviews of the many many many porn sites I’ve visited. You can visit the tags page to see a long list of categories and names of featured models. This is probably the biggest list of tags I’ve ever seen in my life. And it’s a REAL list!! There are no filler words to make the site look bigger than it is. There are categories here that I’ve never fucking seen. I mean, fruit!? There’s an entire category of bitches fucking themselves with fruit! I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen something like that. 

The “Babes” link takes you to a page with all the models featured on the forum. There are thousands of beautiful models. And, if you’ve read my blogs before, you know I’m a sucker for variety! And boy, is there variety. It’s like giving my dick an endless buffet! I could spend the whole day just ogling these gorgeous sluts! There’s every kind of girl you can think of and more! I’m not kidding! And guess what? Each model is given a thoughtful bio detailing their style of porn acting and personal history! There’s even a list of their attributes. And as if that wasn’t enough, you can see the number of times they’ve been mentioned in the forums. So, you know how many bags of cum each model’s collected.

Next to that, you’ll see the “Teens” section. This is a recently added section to appease the users of the platform who prefer them “ripe” (Just so you know, these girls ARE legal! I don’t want you getting any ideas here). And apparently, there is a whole load of ripe girls that are ready to fuck for the world to see. A lot of the girls featured in videos and galleries aren’t even actors. They’re just regular sluts that want to show the world just how ready to fuck they are! 

The Home of The Depraved

You can spend your time here every day for the rest of your life, and you will find something new to tickle your little testicles every single fucking day! The amount of content available on this site will make your fucking head spin! You can access everything from streamed videos to full movies to Galleries! The variety of slut content is only surpassed by the variety of the sluts featured! 

And no, I’m not talking about some deep, dark, and depraved fetish shit. I’m talking about the kind of content that we all know and love! Great cameras, great directing, gorgeous bodies, amazing acting, unique and sexy roleplay. This is the kind of stuff we dream about as young horny little cum dispensers. You can find situational porn that’ll keep you looking for more. It’s all here, my friend! Want to see a pregnant lady get fucked? It’s right there. A couple clicks and you’ll find a lady spanking a sweet little twink’s ass with a paddle. A couple more clicks and you’ll find a video of an entire family fucking each other. You’re never too far away from something that’ll interest you. 

I’m also a big fan of the photo collection. Seriously, every photo collection from every other porn site can fucking suck it! (Except imagefap.com. That site’s great.) You’d find just as much variety as the sluts featured! You want to watch a collection of barely legal teens? You’ve only got to choose between professional sluts or regular ones. Want to see hot candid photos of real-life MILFS? It’s right there for you! How about nude pictures of entire families? Yeah, you heard me. Where the fuck else can you find something like that? 

What I Liked

I’m a big fan of people who come together to share their sexual quirks. But, Forumophilia stands out as one of my favorite porn-based forums. You’ll only find the noblest of porn connoisseurs with the maturest of tastes. These are my fucking people. Those who TRULY appreciate the art. This active community can spend days just talking about how much porn they have in gigabytes on their computer. You’ll find users boasting about their 50GB to 500GB stash. I thought it was pretty cute. I didn’t have the heart to chime in and embarrass the boys with my own collection of porn. 

The amount of content is phenomenal. It’s rare to see this many videos and galleries in one place. As members, we have the privilege of sharing our favorite finds with our brothers in arms. There will never be a man who goes without seeing a timeless piece of ass. And these videos include the most up-to-date pieces of work, going all the way back to the classics. Like, I said, men of fine taste. 

Oh, and I forgot to mention. There’s not an ad in sight! Not even one! No pop-ups trying to sell you the latest new cock toy. No banner ads for the “Tik Tok of Sex” whatever the fuck that is. This site is as clean as your sister’s pussy. And guess what else! You don’t have to pay a fucking penny! You get to enjoy the fun free of charge! Don’t you feel like the luckiest guy in the world? Welcome to the fucking club pal! 

What I Didn’t Like

There are thousands of classic porn movies for the finest connoisseurs to download. The only problem is, that they’re hosted on third-party sites. That’s right. That means you’ve got to reach into those pockets if you don’t want to wait an entire day for one download! A premium download (which will download 2GB at a normal rate) will cost you $19.95. But, if you really walk the walk of a bonafide porn aficionado, you’ll be more than willing to add that extra expense to your growing porn site payments. 

Tips From ThePornDude

There are a bunch of forums with galleries and video streams of some hot sluts in action. But, I’ve noticed that pretty much all of them don’t have any discussions underneath. Are users just busting a nut to this content without leaving a comment? Who does that? If you’re part of the community, share your thoughts on how hard those sluts made you bust! If there isn’t an option already, I suggest you encourage users to comment on more of the content on the stream. There’s no need to be shy. We’re all doing the same thing here! 

I would also suggest an easier way to search through the tags. This is one of the biggest lists of tags I’ve ever seen, and I had to spend damn near a whole minute scrolling down the whole page. I suggest putting alphabetical marks so users can skip to certain tags without trying to guess which position of the scroller lands on their favorite category.

Conclusion

If you consider yourself a true admirer of porn, Forumophilia is a place you can call home! You’ll find the best quality of content here that you can hardly find anywhere else. This loving community is willing to share the finest the porn world has to offer. I guarantee you’ll become part of the top 10% of the world with satisfied dicks! There are thousands of gorgeous sluts for you to admire, as well as an endless amount of content to enjoy! Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the club. Enjoy yourself, King!