Shoe Session Forum

What’s up, you freak? Do you have a fetish so weird that you’ve never told anyone out of fear that they might call the police and every psychologist in a 50-mile radius? Do you deal with the guilt of knowing your grandparents are in heaven watching you jack off to the bizarre shit you find in the dark corners of the internet? Well, worry no more, my fantastic little freak! If there’s a fetish that exists, there’s a community that exists for it! And there’s a community that exists for you!

Haha! You think I’m lying? Just go to one of my other blogs where I talk about a community of people who share diaper fetishes. Yes! Grown adults with mortgages and actual children! They not only share that shit with each other. They sometimes hook up to live their law-skirting fantasies in real life! Haha! Trust me, there isn’t a fetish so weird that there that it doesn’t have a community!

Today, I’m featuring a forum filled with freaks who get off on cumming on women’s shoes. It’s way more than just a foot fetish, I’ll tell you that! Shoesession.com has an entire community of weirdos who love to discuss their bizarre fetish every day! So, if you’ve ever dreamed of filling a pair of high heels with your cock, there’s a place where you’re more than welcome! 

Straight To the Point

When you land on Shoesession.com, you’ll find a landing page with bold letters welcoming you to your dirty new home and a link to the main forum page. I’d say it was a little redundant, but I guess it’s nice to feel welcome. Considering the kind of degeneracy you’ll be talking about, it’s nice to know no one’s going to judge your freaky ass. 

On the main page, there’s not a lot to look at. There isn’t an extensive list of links for you to purchase used shoes or links to videos. There isn’t even one ad on the page. Seriously, throughout the whole page, there’s not an ad in sight! I can’t even remember the last time I visited any website without an ad. That’s how you know the members here are dedicated to one thing! Haha! 

The site rocks a light blue color theme with a picture of a guy cumming on some high heels at the top left of the page. I’m not gonna lie to you. The woman's feet in that photo look fucking amazing. I was constantly getting distracted while looking through these forums! Each page has a simple HTML forum design. Nothing fancy. You wouldn’t want anything to distract you from discussing the kinds of shoes you like to put your loads in. 

If you think you’re the weirdest kind of pervert then you’ve got another think coming! The shit these guys get up to will make you fucking blush! With discussions like these, who the fuck needs fancy web design? On the top left of the page, you’ll see two links: “Quick Links” and “FAQs”. The “Quick Links” bar will drop down links to view the members and the staff. I have no idea why anyone would go out of their way to do that other than to perv on the other members! It’s a little redundant since the links are also at the bottom of the page. I guess you’ve got to fill the space in with something! Why not another picture?! On the top right of the page, you’ll find the options to register and log in. 

The main page is the board index. That’s where you’ll find all the topics of discussion. There, you’ll find topics ranging from “shoejobs” to “shoe cumming”. What’s “shoe cumming”, you ask? It’s when you cum on or inside a fucking shoe, haha! You can read stories about freaks cumming inside their mom’s friend's shoes or you can share stories of your own! 

For every forum link, there’s the number of topics, posts, and the latest post by a member. There are thousands of topics for every forum as well as 10s of thousands of posts! Apparently, there’s a hell of a lot to talk about when it comes to masturbating with women’s shoes! Under the forum name, you’ll see a large list of moderators. For whatever reason, there’s a shit load of moderators! I don’t know what the fuck these guys get up to there needs to be some form of martial law in each and every forum! 

Once you scroll down the full list of forums, you’ll see a collection of links. There’s another option for you to register or log in. Again you don’t really need to repeat links. Just add another picture for me to jack off to! The web design on this site isn’t exactly something that’ll get your dick hard. I’m guessing the developer spent more time smelling his sister’s shoes over designing a half-decent website! But, hey! Who cares when you’re enjoying discussions about your favorite types of slippers to masturbate with! 

Below the pointless repeated links, you can see the number of freaks like you that use the site! You can see the number of registered users and guests as well as active users in the last 5 minutes! So, you don’t have to feel like the only sick pervert in the world with a fucking shoe fetish! And just so you know it’s a real party, members are featured at the bottom of the page on their birthdays! I wonder what they get! 

High Heel Fantasies

No longer will you feel like you’re the only degenerate who looks at women’s shoes and thinks about cumming in them! That’s right! You’ve finally found a home! Here, not only will you be sharing your sick fantasies with bonafide foot freaks. You’ll also get to talk to girls who share the same fetish! “You’ve got to be kidding, PornDude! That sounds way too good to be true!” Well, you’d better believe it, my depraved little pervert! Unlike most fetish communities, there are girls for your cum to fill their high heels! But there’s one catch! Pretty much all of them are advertising their fantasies on Onlyfans! That’s right, my friend. Pussy ain’t free. 

I mean, if you’re in a community full of perverts that just wanna put their dick in your shoes, you might as well get paid, right? All the guys in the forums seem to be more than happy with it! Most of them are willing to pay before they can even think about it! But, don’t worry. Once you land on that sweet heaven that is Christian Louboutin, you won’t even notice the money leaving your bank account. It’ll be drowned out by the sound of your cum leaving your cock! “PornDude, what the fuck is Christian Louboutin?” It’s only the number one designer brand for high heels! Come on, man! If you want to impress your new degenerate friends, you’re gonna have to know your shit!

I landed on a forum where the members were discussing the first shoejob they ever received! Yes! Not a footjob! A shoejob! That’s when a girl either gives you a footjob with her shoes on or literally masturbates you with her fucking joggers! Let me take a second to give you some advice. Find a wife like some of the members on this site! A bitch who’s willing to walk in a pair of boots that you just let your load out in. You can masturbate to the thought of her walking around in those sticky souls for the rest of the day! You’ll know you’ve truly found the one then! 

What I Liked

I love a good active sex community! Especially when they’re filled with the most obscure kind of freaks! So what if the world outcasts you because of your bizarre fantasies of sticking your dick in someone’s work shoes? There’s a community for you to share all the dirty little fucked up fantasies! Not only that! You have access to just about every shoe fetish-related content on the web. Not only THAT! You’ll also have exclusive access to shoe fetish content shared by real people! Guys with their wives, their sisters-in-laws, their mom’s friends, people they just fucking met! NOT ONLY THAT! You’ll also have access to girls sharing all the shit THEY like to do with their shoes! 

Have you ever seen a bitch masturbate with a pair of high heels? No, not masturbating while wearing a pair of high heels. Masturbating WITH a pair of high heels. If you haven’t already, you’re in for a fucking treat! 

What I Didn’t like

This site is the perfect place for every shoe-obsessed pervert out there. The site is completely free, and there’s not an ad in sight to distract you from what you’re really there to enjoy! There’s just one problem. All of the exclusive content shared by other users can only be seen by other members. That’s fine, right? You can just create an account and join the fun! Wrong. Once you fill out everything on the registration page, you’ll be directed to a page only to do it all over again. 

What a way to kill a boner, right? I mean what the fuck! I wondered why there weren’t nearly as many members as I would expect to enjoy a community of shoe fetish freaks. There can’t only be a few hundred people on the internet who want to use someone’s shoes as an onahole! Now, I know it’s because they’re not letting any new members in on the fun! What kind of fucked up selfish shit is that? That should be a fucking crime! 

Tips from ThePornDude

Let new members on your fucking site! Do you know the number of people you’ve been blueballing with pictures that are exclusive to members? You can jack off to a fucking PNG code! 

Conclusion

Shoesession.com promises to provide a community for all the freaks in the world who dream of shooting ropes of cum into a pair of high heels. Unfortunately, the promise is immediately broken when you hit the submit button on the register page. I mean, there’s still a lot of content you get to enjoy, including exclusive photos, links to the girls’ Onlyfans page, links to the hottest shoe porn, etc. But if you want to join the discussion and get off to those exclusive pics, you’re shit out of luck. For now, you’ve got to sit at the sidelines with your cock in your hand. If you’re not into it, I’d give this one a pass.