SpankBang Massage

What’s up, freak!? How are you treating that little warrior of yours? Haha, God knows he’s been through A LOT. I can’t imagine the kind of things you put it through! Are you finally done watching the nastiest videos the internet has to offer? Well, maybe you can finally calm down and watch something a little more tasteful! You can give that brain a break from all the broken sluts you’ve been beating that poor little dick to. Haha! 

Don’t worry, after you're done, you can head right on over to Motherless.com. Just know that closing the curtains and turning off the lights won’t stop your grandma from watching you in heaven! Today, you’re going to be watching something that might just make her less disgusted with you! Today, I’m featuring the massage corner of Spankbang.com, one of the best fetish sites on the internet! 

Would you even count a massage as a fetish? I mean, who the fuck doesn’t like massages? And if you’ve got a hot little piece rubbing you up and down while you're naked on a bed, how the hell are you NOT turned on? I have to try hard NOT to get a boner, I’ve just stopped going to normal massage venues altogether. Trust me, it might cost a little more, but those sweet Thai bitches that are happy to give you a REAL full-body massage know what the fuck they’re doing. I’ve never looked back!

But, if you don’t have the balls to pay a sexy Thai bitch to rub your balls as well as your back, SpankBang has you covered. You can at least imagine how it feels to have a girl’s hand soaked in lavender oil wrapped around your dick! And as always, SpankBang has an endless amount of unique content to keep you glued to your seat for the rest of the week. You’re gonna have such a good time, you’re not gonna be able to stop yourself from calling the nearest massage parlor in your area! Just don’t expect them to fuck you!

Sexy & Sensual

SpankBang.com offers the same “just see sex” experience as always! Once you land on the page, you’ll see banner ads in all the places they should be — almost nowhere! At the top of the page, there’s a sleek navigation bar. There, you can navigate to the different sections of the website: Videos, new content, Live cams, TV (special porn series), Channels, Categories, and more! 

Beneath that, you’ll see a row of filters. I’ve probably said this a million times by now, but I fucking love a good amount of options! When you type “Massage” into that search bar, you won’t only be able to view an almost endless list of unique massage videos. You’ll be able to narrow down just exactly what kind of massage videos you want to bust your nut to! You want to be able to watch a chick get a “full body” massage in 720p? Or maybe 1080p? Or maybe you want to see what it’s like to see her squirt in 4k! The choice is yours, you lucky little pervert! 

SpankBang still features a borderless design. That means there are no banner ads or extra web content to distract you from the buffet of bitches you can see on screen. Just hit f11, and you’ll have an entire screen full of naked bitches in oiled-up and ready cum. And trust me, there are A LOT of them — over 1700 pages of them! That’s right! This is not some obscure niche, my friend. The number of unique massage videos on this site is enough for you to beat your dick to that one genre for the rest of the year! 

And there’s more good news! SpankBang cares about your time enough to include a thumbnail preview feature! So, you can get a short preview of the action before you even click on the page! You’ve gotta love a site that respects your time like that! You can pretty much flick through all 1700+ pages of oiled-up sluts without opening a new page. Shit, you won’t even have to go to a new page to jack off! 

Hot and Oily Fun!

Just as with every other genre on this site, SpankBang’s massage genre provides thousands of unique content for you to enjoy. And you’ve got to believe I’m not just saying that. This site’s track record on the kind of fetish videos you can’t find anywhere else is flawless. You won’t just find the most unique massage videos on SpankBang. You’ll find the most unique fucking anything on SpankBang! 

So, once you’re finally tired of beating your dick to girls on the verge of unconsciousness, you can enjoy brilliantly directed videos of blissful orgasms! Prepare your pecker for some of the most satisfyingly artistic porn you’ll see in a long time! And that’s not all! You’ll find everything from sensual female orgasms to BBW babes fucking the shit out of her twink masseur. There’s no shortage of unique content when it comes to any kink on SpankBang, and the massage genre is no different! 

If you want to see only the best videography porn has to offer, turn on the 4K filter and choose from one of thousands of videos. Once you’ve chosen the video that perks your little pecker right up, you can watch that shit with absolutely no loss in video quality! The streaming is fucking perfect! That’s right, my friend. With a moderate amount of ads and no cost at all, you can enjoy the kind of content people are willing to pay out the ass for! 

There’s also a new video playback feature for the website. Hover over the video, and you’ll see a few icons over the video progress bar. Each icon represents the position of the stars in the video. So, you can skip right to your favorite position without even having to run your mouse along the progress bar! As if you weren’t already spoiled enough! Haha! You’ll be cumming before the video’s fully loaded! Except you won’t because the streaming speed is fucking amazing! 

I’ve found some of the artsiest porn videos in the massage section alone! Most people would like to think that porn is nothing but a dirty slut getting fucked in front of a $10 camera. They couldn’t be further from the truth! You don’t have to search too hard to find videos that are clearly directed by people with fancy art school degrees! The background, lighting, production, and direction are all thought through by lovers of the art of porn. If you consider yourself a bit of a connoisseur, be prepared to be VERY impressed! 

What I Liked

If you’ve read my blogs before, you’ll know I’m a big fan of variety. I prefer to give my cock access to every kind of slut the world has to offer. SpankBang never EVER disappoints! On just the first page, I already have access to a huge variety of women of all shapes and sizes! Other porn sites should be taking notes! Don’t blue-ball me with a page full of regular-titted blonde Hollywood bitches! I’m a man of culture! My cock NEEDS variety like this! 

Not only do I get an incredible variety of classy sluts to jack off to. I can get that with premium-grade videos, seamless video playback, and minimum ads. With this kind of content, you usually have to think about adding yet another porn subscription to your bank card! Thankfully, SpankBang allows you to treat your cock like a king for absolutely free! 

What I Didn’t like

There isn’t much to not like about this site. SpankBang is one of the best fetish-based porn sites on the web! There’s not a lot to complain about here! Sure, there are a few repeated titles here and there — I found about three different videos titled “Massage”. But with the thumbnail preview feature, who the fuck cares! My dick can’t exactly read!

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When you click on one of the thumbnails, you’ll be directed to a full-page ad before you can see the video. I would be fine with that if I didn’t have to sit through a video advert before watching my beloved oily babes. I mean, come on! Either have a full-page ad or a video ad! You don’t need both. Are you trying to deflate my dick before the video even starts? This content is way too good to wait that long! 

Conclusion

SpankBang.com is one of the best fetish sites in the game. No matter what you’re trying to find, you’ll find thousands of unique videos in that genre alone. Sexy massages are no different! For completely free, you’ll be able to treat your dick to the highest quality of sexy massage videos on the web. There are thousands of videos for you to keep your hand glued to your dick for the rest of the year! 

I would expect no less from a porn site with this much unique content! And hey! Maybe when you’re bored of watching other guys get their cock pumped after an hour of groping, you might want to try it for yourself! Haha! I’m telling you, it’s fucking worth it! Have fun, you freak!