XVideos Handicapped

Have we really come this far? Yes. Yes, we have. When I set out to make FetishPornSites I knew that half of my time would be spent talking about BDSM and cucking and the other half of my time I’d be having little confusion episodes during which I try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with my general audience. I’m not here to judge you. That’s not my job. No, that’s my privilege. This bitching and moaning that I love to do so well is how I keep myself going through the rough days, when I have to spend hours upon hours of my time jacking off to amputee porn for the good of mankind. For the good of your boner. I fapped so you could walk. I suffered so that you could experience ecstasy. Appreciate my work, mortal. Appreciate it and consider XVideos for your next fapping destination.

Damn, that first paragraph was so good I should probably just end the review there, am I right? Look, XVideos is the unfiltered Wild West of internet porn. It’s on the map, for sure, but it’s not under anyone’s magnifying glass. You never know what you’re going to find on here. One moment you could be watching triple A studio productions, the next, potato cam videos from 1999 featuring girls from Chat Roulette. The world is your oyster when you’re fapping on XVideos. Now, to the point – amputees. I fapped to them. I fapped a lot. I had to do it. I had to see how good this content was so I could decide whether it was worth your time. Do I regret my time spent jacking off to hacked off limbs? Nah. I’m basically jaded beyond morals and ethics at this point. Plus, it’s not like the amputee babes aren’t enjoying themselves in these videos. Hell, they made porn of themselves for your satisfaction. Let’s give them proper appreciation here and see what they’ve got to offer.

The Little Stumpy That Could

I’m sorry if that subheading offends you, I’m in uncharted waters here. If anything, I say offends you, well, know that it’s out of ignorance, not malice. I have nothing against people that got bits missing off of their bodies. Shit happens. But, I’m very accepting and understanding. I once met a girl that was born without lips. I let her suck me off anyways. Must have been the best day of her life. You see, I care about crippled people. I do my part. Anyways, much to my surprise, a lot of the amputee content on here features dudes who have had their legs or arms amputated. There’s no story to explain why or how they got fucked up. They don’t strike me as war veterans or whatever. They look like random innocent dudes who’ve had some bad luck.

They also look like random dudes who are damn happy to be fucking hot babes. Seriously, these dudes are giving me Make-A-Wish foundation vibes. It’s kind of like banging these babes is the absolute last thing they get to do on this Earth and they’re just trying to take it all in. Also, for reasons that are entirely beyond my comprehension, a lot of these videos are recorded outside in the wild. Is that where amputees congregate? Is that where they go when they give up on life? I don’t know. I don’t think you should give up. If these dudes can get laid with hot babes, then there’s certainly hope for you.

There’s Women as Well

I was confused to see that men were the focal point of the majority of these amputee videos, but I didn’t consider the element of self-surrogacy. I mean, I didn’t imagine that dudes who are amputees would fap to amputee porn. I was thinking more in terms of amputee fetishism, in that, women with an amputation can be considered hotter by some dudes who are fucked in the head. I thought I was catering to them. Luckily for all the perverts out there, there are bitches on this site and they are indeed missing a limb or two. – Depends on the girl. Either way, they qualify. They also love showing off their bodies. I praise them for that.

It's about time someone said and I will be the first to stand proudly and exclaim: There’s nothing wrong with amputee bitches. It’s not their fault they’re missing an arm. Plus, you can still ass-fuck them so what the hell is your problem? If the arm freaks you out so much, just put a fucking glove on it or something. Hell, wrap a condom over it and shove it up your ass. You might enjoy it. That could be your new fetish. What I’m trying to say is: it’s time for someone to stand up for women’s rights – and I mean all women, not just the hot ones. All women deserve the basic right to suck me off.

Limited Selection

XVideos and amputee porn turns out to be the perfect combination to take this website from a strong 7 to a tedious 5. That’s on a scale from 1 to 7, by the way. Let’s be clear. XVideos is my jam. Anyways, amputee porn seems to have broken this site because there are only about a hundred results off the bat. But I knew for a fact that there was more amputee smut on XVideos. I was sure that there was more because I’ve seen it in the past. I know that there are more fucked up dudes and babes that want to get hot and heavy while flaunting their stubs. Well, as it turns out, there is indeed a hole in this results page.

There is a lot more amputee content out there but it’s not properly tagged. For reasons that are absolutely beyond me, there are way too many disjointed terms to refer to amputee porn on XVideos and you never know which one is going to apply so that you can actually find more porn within the same niche. Luckily, the site’s automated remarketing scripts do a great job at figuring out what you’re there for so they suggest proper amputee porn that isn’t on the list, right below any of these videos, provided you actually open one of them up. So, start jacking off to one of these videos then gently veer off into more amputee porn using the recommended section.

Dubious Quality

The downside of having an extremely narrow fetish like this one is that when you use free porn tubes to fap, you’re setting yourself up for a QA disaster. Unfortunately, it makes no sense for you to expect any guarantee of quality when it comes to the resolution or clarity of the smut. Hell, most of it was filmed at home by a single person. You can’t exactly fault these bitches for not paying enough for a proper camera – they’re not pornstars. They’re just fapping online so you can pleasure yourself to their ecstasy. They’re real champs. If anything, they deserve a medal for their hard work. However, you also deserve to fap to quality pornography and you won’t find any high-fidelity smut here, I’m afraid.

If you can get over that then you’ll find more than enough amputee content on XVideos, though I am hoping that more of it gets uploaded with time. This section does indeed need to grow more. Beyond that I don’t have much to warn you about except that you should set your expectations low. If you would like to swing for the high end of amputee pornography, then I’m afraid you’ll have to go to a premium studio or something to that tune. They’re likelier to satisfy your fetish in a proper and elegant way.

By the way, if you’re feeling iffy about masturbating to videos of people who have had a limb amputated, please don’t. They’re people too, same as everyone else and like I mentioned before – they have the basic human right to be considered fuckable pieces of meat, same as every other human on the planet. Well, every adult human who also isn’t ugly as shit. Ugliness is not a disability it’s a choice. But I digress. If your idea of a good time is dragging your cock across a woman’s stump, where her limb used to be or you’re an amputee yourself and you’d like to self-insert into a viable surrogate, then you’ll enjoy your time on XVideos.