SpankBang Pregnant

Leave it to SpankBang to throw you a curveball. I’ve been reviewing pregnant content for a while now and I have to say, there’s no shortage of surprises across this fetish. First of all, I’m not even sure if I’m supposed to call it a fetish since it has that evolutionary element to it. But I don’t actually understand the concept, even scientifically. I mean, we’re attracted to women because we feel the need to impregnate them. That I can understand. Men want to make offspring; women want to be impregnated by a good man and so on. Where exactly does pregnant sex factor into all of this? You would assume that pregnant sex would have been completely eliminated by evolution in order to maximize the safety of pregnant women. I mean, they’re already where they need to be – inseminated. Why would they have sex again?

Alas, evolution isn’t perfect and human behavior doesn’t always make sense so we’re left with countless male individuals around the world who are obsessed with fucking pregnant women. You’ve made it to paragraph two so I’m assuming that you’re one of these perverts. Look, I’ll get to the point of the review soon, I need to explore the ins and outs of the wisdom behind this smut first. I want to understand what exactly it is that dudes find attractive about pregnant babes if I’m going to speak their language. I say their language, but really, I mean your language. Is it the bellies that matter? Do you care about the enlarged tits? Are you a milk fetishist? Or, do you just like really fat out of shape women? I’m confused and mildly aroused. Let’s hop onto SpankBang and get really weird with each other.

Video Sourcing

As you may have already guessed the smut on SpankBang comes in from all kinds of random sources from all-over the web. Most of this crap is made by professional porn studios, especially the Japanese smut. There’s a fuckton of Japanese smut on here. There are also some more amateurish productions both from independent porn producers like cam whores and from individuals who are just sort of fucking about at home. It’s a great spread of sourcing and I think that it more than makes for a fantastic smattering of varied pornography centered around the same genre. I like seeing variety across a narrow fetish like this. Sure, you like pregnant women, but do you like them black, white, lesbian, young, very young? You can have your pick. Enjoy your favorites.

There are bitches on here across every ethnicity and every kind of background from quality pornstar to random pregnant lady fucking about at home. It’s also worth noting that this fetish has become something of a pressure point for aspiring indie sluts to aim in order to drive traffic and generally promote themselves. They know that fetishists are generally really loyal and easy to market to, since they like seeing their fetish represented in the industry. This is motivating independent creators to make pregnant porn wherever they can.

Making Use of the Opportunity

As I’m sure you can imagine, pregnancy fetishism has one of the lowest ratios of fake to real pornography in terms of the performance and representation. What I mean is, all or almost all of the bitches on here are definitely properly pregnant. One or two of them may theoretically be hosting a gigantic parasite, but for the most part you can rest assured that the pregnancies on here are real. How? Because it’s damn near impossible to fake a fucking pregnancy, obviously. Chicks can lie about being lesbians or siblings or Bosnian, but they can’t lie about being eight months pregnant. That shit is very self-evident.

This gives pregnancy porn an air of authenticity that no other genre enjoys. If you’re into this kind of smut then you’re in luck by default. Every video on here qualifies for your fetish. Granted, not every video qualifies for your preference, that’s why you have so many to choose from, but it’s nice to know that every clip on here has potential at least. On top of that you have to also consider that the babes that make these videos are on a tight schedule. They can’t keep making them forever. Eventually the baby will come out and they’ll have to make a new one if they want to keep making pregnancy porn.

I don’t think that the fetish is so irresistibly profitable that they’d willingly string pregnancies together, so I’ll assume that they’re just making the best out of their situation. Hell, you could assume that a lot of these girls got into porn specifically because they got pregnant. Pregnancies cost money and so do babies once they’ve hatched from their cocoons, so these girls naturally want to profit on the problem while they can.

Pregnant Babes are Low Risk

Speaking of profiting on the problem, I joked about parasites before, but let’s face it, unborn children tick all the necessary boxes to qualify as parasites. They live inside people, they sap the life force out of them, they eat their food and they generally ruin their life. And hell, that’s all before they’ve come out. Afterwards they make sure to latch onto your bank account like leeches and stay there for 18 years while you wither away and generally lose the will to live. That’s why getting a woman pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to you.

On the flip side, fucking a woman who’s already pregnant, especially if the child isn’t yours, is optimal distribution if you think about it. The one part of sex that could suck is off the table. She can’t get pregnant again. It’s physically impossible. A pregnant woman is the only woman who is 100% safe to bang without any protection. Granted, you should both get tested for genital health and all that, but once that’s done, you can shoot your loads up there as much as you’d like and you’ll know that none of them will yield a fucking moving and talking parasite 9 months later. In that sense, pregnant women are the perfect cum receptacles. No matter where you put the cum, you can’t screw it up.

Pregnant Chicks are Not Hot

While they might be great at taking the cum, pregnant women aren’t particularly well versed in the art of inspiring the cum to come out in the first place. I know that if you’re a pregnancy fetishist that none of this rings true, but I have to be honest with myself. A lot of people read my reviews. I’m not going to bullshit them. From an objective standpoint, pregnant women are about the ugliest types of women that there are followed closely by old women and dead women. Pregnancy ruins the human body worse than any number of cheeseburgers. We’re way past pure fatness here. We’re looking at a complete devastation and utter mutilation of the female body.

The curves that we call the hourglass shape, that’s the best part of the female body. That’s the core, the pinnacle, the whole point of even having a fucking pelvis. Women should be shaped like hourglasses or not be shaped at all. I can forgive a bitch for letting herself go a little. Lord knows I pack on a few pounds in the wintertime. No-one’s perfect. But pregnant women are pretty much pushing my limits. I’d fuck them, for sure, but not out of passion. Rather, I’d fuck them out of pity.

I Don’t Understand This Fetish at All

You damn fetishist, you probably live for the excitement of fucking pregnant women on purpose. You’d probably prefer them to regular women. Either that or you’ve got a seasonal preference. I’ve found that dudes whose wives are currently pregnant tend to develop pregnancy fetishes that last for a few months. I don’t know if that’s the case with you. Hell, you could just have a natural passion for oversized bellies. I know that some people are aroused by the idea of being eaten alive. Compared to that, this fetish is tame as fuck.

At the end of the day, I made the case that pregnant women are prepared for infinite sex given their natural immunity to getting pregnant. Ironic, I know. So, while a bitch is pregnant, make sure to plow her as often as possible, because once the damn bundle of joy comes out, she’ll be a red zone again. As for those among you who cannot get laid to save your life, there’s SpankBang to provide a ridiculous number of high-quality pregnancy smut videos for you to enjoy. By all means, dive right in.