KickAss

Kick Ass! Just like its domain name, only two words can sum up a site that gives you thousands of pictures and videos of hottest fetish content plus hardcore content you'll never see elsewhere; Kick Ass! I just don't know about you, but I could kick some ass right about now. For me, it's the perfect time of the day, somewhere between my lunch Viagra and my evening brunch crackwhore blowjob. Though there is never a bad time to crank one off to nasty girls eating cum and getting their insides destroyed?

Lately, your life has been so boring like never before. No money to make g for a vacation – without a bitch, of course, no girlfriend can pull up at your crib and get to fuck her until you don't have a single droplet of cum and lick all her wetness dry? What else can you do other than visiting the monotonous free smut and choke your dick to the boring porn content? And bearing in mind your stepmom's bedroom is next to yours, and she has not been keeping those fucking moans and screams down lately, what else can keep you distracted? Of course, not her pair of dirty knickers you stole from her laundry basket.

Kick Ass reviewed

Luckily as I always tell you, knuckleheads, my full-time job is to ensure that you never hate your life for being boring – after all, you will never heed my advice on how you can at least get to have sex with a real bitch. The signature move I am left with is to provide you with a listing of the best smut sites to which you can fap the shit out of your balls. And well, here we are, let's kick the asses of shitty sites, shall we?

Kick Ass is devoted to all genres of porn, and with its vast content collection, you will never lack something you can soak your dirty socks in jeez to. I mean, from bisexuals, shemales the fucking fags – though they kinda disgust me – conventional hardcore, solo episodes, foot fetish, lesbians; now, where would you rather be motherfucker?

A dungeon of fine babes with gorgeous tits

Well, who the fuck doesn't love big melons, like the view of those cleavages and big boobs. Kick Ass will always blow your mind when having beautiful babes come in place with their curvy bodies. Have not even mentioned about their rotten morals; bitches who are ready to do all the bizarre fetish shit with bitches getting gangbangs, facials, and creampies. And by the way, dumbass, what is it that floats your boat?

Kick Ass will always kick your brains with whatever kind of a girl you fancy – from pros, semi-pros, and amateurs. Every girl's information (favorite position, does she swallow cum, ethnicity, legs, tits size, height...) is available. The babes have natural tits of different sizes but rest assured, they will satisfy your taste. For the weirdos who get turned on by women with titties and dicks, you will enjoy seeing their cocks get sucked dry by chicks and some hombre.

Porndude, what content are we talking about?

Although it started when your grandpa was wanking at his own home, unlike now where he fills the corridors of a nursing home in cum scent – photos are low video quality era – Kick Ass still kicks some asses. You will get to fap to all genres you are aware of in the pornosphere from handjob, outdoor, DP, interracial, foot fetish, blowjob, anal, smoking, gangbang, blowjob, footjob, squirting, softcore, hardcore, creampie, facial, lesbian, toys, glasses – like dude you have lots and lots of categories to soak your granny's torn panties with.

• Movies

Who can dare to complain when you have over 1750 videos on-site? When will you even finish fapping to this shit, given you fap once per video? But Kick Ass has not kicked asses of other sites when video quality is concerned. The site has only 115 full HD, and the rest are SD.

• Images

The site has over 1320 photo galleries in ZIP. Being a fucking standalone site, I guess this is very impressive for the site. Most of the pictures are high resolution, and watching them on slideshow comes in handy (you want your hands free for choking some meat, not just clicking. The photos are sorted by date and rating.

• Downloads

Most sites have come across media streams through streaming, but Kick Ass offers the higher end where movies are downloadable in DVD quality. The site has, however, limited downloads to 3GB daily. Seems you motherfuckers gotta have to stream shit to fap to. Fortunately, they are not DRM protected; therefore, when you download them, they become yours forever.

A network of exclusive bizarre pornsites

How the fuck did I not mention that the site is a fucking collection of exclusive sites? Aaah! I was busy working on my prick while preparing this review. Of course, you can do the least and forgive me. I remember your dad caught you jerking off after forgetting to lock the door because an ugly boner was disturbing you. Regardless, the site is a network of different sites, among them MILF Does a Boner Good, Honey We Blew, Cuckolds, 10 Man Cum Slam, A Load In Every Hole, and Barefoot Confidential, among others. Just by looking at those domains, it's evident that these sites don't just give anything. The dessert is therapeutic. Damn! The diversity of niches is just enthralling.

Finewine design with an advanced, powerful search

Thing is, some premium smut sites have kicked the ass of Kick Ass on design, but Kick Ass is just fine. It is easy to filter content by either search field or site. Photos and movies sections are separate. Search filters include media type, pussy type, ethnicity, site, and cum, among others. The search button is at the top of the menu. Isn't this search field just amazing? The various porn scenes are provided with the most convenient player and slideshow tool with several download options.

Porndude, do I need any money?

What the fuck is this question? If you fucking gotten used to free shit, then today is not your field day. If you want to soak your step-sister's panties in some cum, then better know where you knucklehead will get some bucks. The subscriptions go for:

• $29.95 per month

• $49.95 for two months

• $59.95 for three months

• $99.95 for six months which recurs at $49.95 for every three months

The accepted payment modes are Epoch for the monthly membership, credit cards, and checks. Broke mofo; where the hell did you get the money? Of course, you have swindled some fag from a dating site. Such a loser, or you have a cougar?

Porndude, what do you like about the site?

Daily updates

The Kick Ass network adds a new photo, video, or both daily. The site further has an update schedule on the homepage where you can preview the covers for the week ahead – of course; it's when you will hide in a dingy stinky room and use some lube, dumbass.

Convenient model index and profiles

The model index, which has an alphabetical filter, contains over 1000 entries of beautiful bitches and gorgeous shemales. You can sort your filters with rating, name, and number of scenes. The bitch's profiles contain a list of her stats from measurements, age of virginity loss, ethnicity, fantasy, and most sensitive part.

What I don't like about this site

No HD or Full HD videos

Kick Ass got their ass whooped by other sites by ensuring that they can't provide Full HD or at least HD versions of their videos in this era. Very shitty from a premium smut site. The best they offer is 680 x 360 fucking SD videos. Photos are better with a resolution of 1500 x 1000. Fuck it!

Not all sites update shit

The overall network update frequency is perfect, but some sites have decided that we cannot jerk off to fresh shit. 

Bottom line

Kick Ass is just that; you gonna get lots of porn – hardly to get anywhere else and, of course, not a bore. Most premium smut sites have dedicated their energies to the same fetishes over and over – the only difference being that they try to have new characters. But after all, it's the same shit, screaming and creamping on the camera. Kick Ass, however, decided to bring together different sites, combine all the fetishes and weird bizarre, and serve them all. My only concern is the lack of HD videos; otherwise, why are you sitting your ass on this shitty review. Grab some lube and delve into this nest!