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The concept of going to a glory hole is something that always excites me, how about you? I have found that most people like the idea of where to go to get an anonymous blowjob, let alone a place where they most likely are not going to get caught. Even then, there is no guarantee that the mouth on the other end is going to belong to a woman.

And that's not anything against getting head from dudes, but I imagine most people reading this are interested in getting head from a hot honey, not a horny hunk. ;)

But where reality fails, the fantasy of porn always provides as have the people running the porn-producing studio Dirty Ds…

Apparently They Have Been Visited By Big Folks In The Fuck Game

Ever since 1999, Dirty Ds has been a prolific, though not as well know, pornography producer. If you have not heard of them, they have put together more than a dozen sites you wouldn't want to show your grandma but I know you would want to gaze over. Over the years, they have received all sorts of recognition from other purveyors of pornography including Playboy!

Since Glory Hole Gurlz has been around for a long time and claims to provide a wealth of wonderful whack material, I thought I'd go over it myself. And now that I have, I have come to a curious combination of opinions about it.

The Website's Design Is A Little Dated For My Liking

Clearly, you can tell that this site was constructed in the '90s. And while there have been some improvements since then, it seems as if they stopped right after high-speed internet came out. It looks like some of the graphics were put together using pixels and vector graphics are lacking. The color scheme is not grating on the eyes or anything, but it has not been optimized for mobile machines well. And some aspects of this site's presentation is dependent on Adobe Flash – yes, it's that old.

Having said that, the homepage does do a decent job of presenting the sort of smut that this site advertises. You get a good idea of what the more than two hundred performers look like as you get to see dozens of them for free. And they also include a short but arousing trailer for free.

So, when it comes to design, Glory Hole Girlz is so-so, but that is only the presentation. Let's look next at the amorous media itself.

Hype Is One Thing, But Do The Videos Hold Up To Expectations?

Okay, let's get to the most important aspect of this platform: the sex scenes and the quality of them. The style that the producers always use is what I would refer to as abbreviated gonzo. There is an pre-fuck interview but it is not as long and dragged out as other sites. So, you get a feel for the performers' attitude but it does jump to the dick-sucking about a couple of minutes into the flick.

The average run time is a decent twenty minutes or so, and the number of women in each scene is where things get tasty. The women are different in the dozens of documentations of deviancy on Glory Hole Gurlz. More than that, they all look like fresh faces to me…which makes it even better when they are covered in cum. So, if you are bored with seeing the same big-name nudity stars in your blowjob porn, this feature is definitely one thing to consider if you are debating about getting a membership.

Admittedly, the scenes are a bit predictable but there are only so many ways you can present a woman on her knees licking on a flesh-flavored lolly. But they do manage to spice things up in every seen in different ways. The larger-than-average penises being pleased are switched up from scene to scene, so the gag reflex of the often nubile performers is constantly being put to the test.

Let Us Now Touch On The Cost To See All OF The Cum Shots

Alright, when I review websites like this I have a certain expectation of what the price point is going to be. When it comes to a site like this which has a decent amount of content, but not too much when it comes to bonus material, I was thinking that the cost might be about twenty-five American dollars at the most.

But instead, the monthly recurring subscription fee is actually $29.95, though a non-recurring 4-month commitment to this site is going to cost you just $99.95. On the one hand, I want to say that a season membership rounds down to what I think a site like this should cost. But I cannot help but remember that other porn platforms charge a little over a hundred dollars for an annual membership.

Anyway, when it comes to payment Glory Hole Girlz is incredibly flexible when it comes to methods of payment. Besides using a major credit or debit card, they have international billing options. And if you are super old-fashioned, you can shoot them a check online. They provide discreet billing, of course, along with customer support should you need it.

And finally, by plugging in your email to stay abreast of all of the new happenings on the site, you can get updated through their email. Who knows, even if you are not a member, you might be convinced to join. Or you just might by the time you get to the end of this article.

The Bonuses Make Up For The Steep Membership Cost

Alright, since the cost is pretty damn high, there are a few features that make up for it being the incredible package of additional porn. With each video, you get over a hundred photos but that's a minor thing. More importantly, as a Glory Hole Girlz member, you receive access to sixteen more skin sites.

Since there are so many I won't do an in-depth analysis of all of them. But since they do present enough to make up for the steep price tag for joining this site, I will go over the rest of the network a little bit.

Tampa Bukkake

Since this review is looking at glory hole porn, it made sense to me to mention the fact that one of the most titillating members of the Dirty Ds is a bukkake site. It's easy to write these sorts of smut platforms off for being the same thing, but this one has a bit of a special flair to it. It might not seem like much but scenes are filmed in Tampa, Florida, so the scene stars are exceptionally slutty and ready to get covered in jumbo-sized loads of jizz.

Christy Wild

It's hard to build a porn platform around a single personality, unless the individual in question is charismatic, an excellent performer, and looks positively bang-tastic. And as it turns out, Christy Wild nails all of those expectations and certainly lives up to her moniker. As she advertises on her site, she loves both men and women and doing it one-on-one or with a group of fellow whores. Like the gals on Glory Hole Girlz, she too has been featured on Playboy TV and if you take the free tour on her site, you'll quickly find out why.

Ukrain Amateurs

No, that title is not a typo, that really is how the title of that site is spelled. I guess, the proper spelling URL was already taken, but I am not taking off points for that. Not when this addition to the Dirty Ds erotic empire features a crazy good collection of eastern European chicks. The sorts of scenes you are in for include solos, butt banging, and loads of threeways featuring a lucky fella and two ladies…or a pile of pretty women doing excellent pussy licking.

Moreover, you also get to see interactive webcam shows. That might not sound like much since so many porn sites have either a unique cam platform or at least a white label. When it comes to Dirty Ds, they have a host of hot cam performers who are exclusives as far as I can tell. But to make things even better, new members get a one-hour live interactive webcam show included just for signing up!

I have been doing reviews like this for a long time, and I do not think that I have ever seen that before. And if that was not enough, you also get unfettered access to Dirty D's massive online DVD video library which is updated daily. And since it is so big, there is more on that…

Don't Fancy A Membership? Get A Collection Of GHG DVDs Instead

…here!

If you are interested in the slew of smutty videos you can see but cannot be bothered with a membership you do have options. Sadly, Glory Hole Girlz and its affiliates do not have a proper pay-per-view system integrated into any Dirty Ds site, but they provide a couple of ways to order movies online.

While the official eBay store is empty right now, you can order downloads using their video-on-demand system. Again, this is not a full PPV option as you cannot order one scene, or pay as you watch and wank. But getting a complete movie in the form of a full movie download and the cost is not too bad. In fact, the price ranges between $3.29 through $6.99 which is actually pretty affordable compared to other download prices I have seen from other studios. And that price range includes those movies which are roughly an hour and a half!

However, it does look like you can still make an order for a DVD or several through the mail. Not only that, you can do so by sending in a hard copy of a letter. Yes, this far into the 21st-century people still do take orders through snail mail.

If you are that sort of person, they have an official Dirty Ds form, print it out, and send it to the address given on the .pdf. Just keep in mind that no matter how you place an order, it will cost you $5.00 for shipping and handling per DVD, and not per order. Also, keep in mind that a DVD set is not as cheap as a download since they all cost $24.95 each.

The Forum Is A Nice Addition, I Suppose

One thing that surprised me was the fact that this website does indeed have a forum. I say surprised because websites of this age were not being built when messageboards were common, let alone practically expected in some cases.

Glory Hole Girlz has one and it is a little basic but it does present a decent number of threads to discuss the deviance on the main site. At least sometimes since there are not too many people online at any time. However, that does not mean there is no engagement, as there is a committed cadre of pervs who somewhat regularly post. I cannot be sure but there could be about two to several dozen deviants who will respond to and generate new content.

And that is a great thing considering the topics which are discussed.

There are hundreds of threads about personal glory hole encounters, [pornographic polls, fantasies, and other retellings of similarly smutty stories. I skimmed through several of them and they are decent enough. The personal pictures are decent, too, though there are not that many. But the best aspect of Glory Hole Gurlz's forum is the Gloryhole Locations section.

There are right now, more than three thousand threads that have been started and responded to about where to go to find the best anonymous blowjob action, and buddy (!) are they thorough. Of the thousands of threads that collectively have tens of thousands of posts, there are recommendations for the United Kingdom, all of the states in America, Canada, Australia, and Europe.

But sorry Kiwis, there is not one for New Zealand.

All In All, This Particular Porno Platform Is Decent For What It Is

Despite its old-time-y look, this website presents plenty of anon blowjob porn and a range of randy women who perform in them. If you like seeing models who are likely unknown to you, no matter how seasoned a smut junkie you are. The formula for these fap flicks might seem predictable, and a lot of them are. But hey, as they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. And there are some erotic episodes that might shock you in a good way.

At least it is reasonable when you consider all of the additional sorts of smut that comprise the Dirty Ds collection. The fact that you can purchase hard copies through the mail at the industry standard rate, is good. I find that you can download movies at an exceptionally affordable price is even better!

If that review is not enough, then watch the free trailer on the Glory Hole Girlz homepage. As for me, I am giving this one four stars on a scale of five.