FapHouse Midget

We all have our weird taste in porn, but if anyone has told you that midget porn is weird, chances are they're full of shit hypocrites that watch it every night. They make up some of the most significant percentages of members of this site you need to hear about. A midget category on a site called Faphouse; you've probably heard of it since you're such a porn freak. I know you need another premium site to find your super-specific midget porn. I get it; watching midgets fuck is entertaining and highly underrated! Faphouse is one of those sites you always click off because it's all premium, and they don't offer free videos. 

Suppose you don't have a premium subscription and are only looking at clips. In that case, it's worth checking out if you want a membership that isn't forty dollars to some lame-ass "special midget porn." Is this website worth buying a membership for a daily fap? Faphouse is a good website. They have a lot of high-quality videos, but you'll notice a lot of the videos on their website are also on tube sites. There's a reason for that, and along with explaining, I'll provide you with the pros, cons, and other things to expect when trying to jack off to this website.

First Look & Design

It's a basic premium website with a typical premium site design. This website screams you'll save money, but we're still going to charge. Why the fuck are so many of these videos on free tube sites? I can't stand when websites try to charge money for premium content when they get videos from someone else. Here's something you might not know about the porn industry. Companies that create their own content under a unique niche make the most money. Websites take their videos and try to flip them for profit and charge you a premium membership to see them. If it's free on the hub, wouldn't I just go watch it on the fucking hub? It's just a way to make money from what I would call entry-level porn viewers. 

You can have full access to the website for ten bucks, but I'll be honest, this website is for straight-up newbies. I'm talking about the suckers who fall for this shit. But, you know what, I'm about to say it, most premium sites you see are not premium content. They just take the shit off premium websites and put it on websites like the hub so that we can watch it for free, but someone's getting charged premium, and it's the people who subscribe to this site. I'm not saying the whole point of Faphouse is to rip you off. Still, you'll be a much happier fapper if you can watch the main chopped-up clips of these videos on the hub or XVideos. 

Here's the Pros

Well, at least they have a lot of videos, right? Regardless of how much porn you watch, we can admit that it's still fappable. I busted about seventeen nuts from the midget section alone. I like that they bring in other characters, and it's not just about the midgets. Sometimes it's hot to see a midget and a big-titted MILF go at it, and they definitely surprised me with a few of those videos. I've seen the one with the BBW and the hot little shorty a few times. Still, after about the hundredth nut from that video, it's a little overplayed and shouldn't be on a premium website. I think you can get your money's worth, but I wouldn't just depend on midgets to tickle your pickle. They have quite a few, but not enough to make you cum like your first time seeing a midget do anal.

You'll want to diversify your searches because some midget videos aren't strictly under midget videos. Sometimes they're just under standard categories, which can be misleading if you're not a subscriber. One of the benefits of subscribing is taking advantage of the advanced search options to find the best video to fap to. This will help you find hot midgets that aren't even categorized. This can be hard for new members to find, and if you have a hard dick waiting to see the perfect video, you might end up settling. We all know those faps just don't hit the same.

The Cons & Recommendations

I'll be honest; I was expecting more midgets. There are a lot of midget videos, but most of the time, it's of the same girl or of a girl we have no fucking interest in seeing. They have some hot girls, but they also have some that I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot cock. With all due respect, I'm not trying to lower my standards more than I already have. I have seen a lot of hot midgets in my day, but this site does not have what I would consider a large collection of hot shorties. When I think of midget porn, I think of short chubby legs, a cute face, a fat ass, and a nice seven or eight overall. These girls on Faphouse aren’t that hot, and that's just me shooting fucking straight with you.

You're not going to get a premium membership for the midget porn; you'll get it for the one or two videos you can't watch. Then you'll move on to watching other videos. I'm not going to lie; you can check out one of the videos I linked on the hub. I don't know if I can tell you that, but fuck it. Here's the thing, unless it's a big network like Blacked, on a premium site, you'll still be watching other people's videos. Maybe they should make their own. I'd like to see Faphouse make me fap with a midget video. Get a little shortie, Johnny Sins, lights, camera, and action, baby! It would be a hit, plus, unless you're making original content today, nobody wants to subscribe to that shit, and you won't keep customers long. Websites like OnlyFans are about what makes you different, not how many videos you can rip and create a premium website.

Overall, it's not a bad site; it could just use some upgrades. As I said, creating more fappable content under a name like Faphouse is one of the first moves. Even some smaller networks make their own content, even if it's just a casting couch, come on, let some co-workers get laid. I'm sure they won't ask for a raise. If there was a Faphouse jock that got to fuck hot cheerleaders or something, I'd definitely be working it in to my fapping rotation.

My Final Thoughts

Faphouse has some fine-ass midgets, but that's not all that matters. For a solid review, I'm looking at everything together. It's a good premium site with many categories, in this case, the midgets category. For ten dollars monthly, you can get access to premium videos. You can watch all the midget videos as long as you have a membership. The downside to having a membership is that real porn connoisseurs know that this is a site to lure in porn newbies. You could still be a porn addict and be a porn newbie. Unless you know names, major networks, and things like that, you probably just come to these sites to bust a nut. Unless you're someone that knows how this business works, you'll fall for this shit every time. 

If you know your porn, you'll know most of these videos from the thumbnail and click right the fuck off. If you just go on the hub, bust your nut, and lie to your girlfriend about what takes you so long in the bathroom, you'll probably fall for this shit. With so many porn videos out there, it can be hard to tell the untrained eye what a video you've seen before looks like. I always skip to about the fourth minute if it's a longer video. That's when I can tell when I have seen a video. These videos don't allow you to do that, but they give you enough to know that if you watch a lot of porn, you've seen these. 

If you need a cheap membership of some videos that may have gotten cut short on the hub, this isn't bad for ten bucks. With all the free options, you could buy some really good lube and step up your free porn game. If you're paying for OnlyFans, I can't help you, but I would try it if you need a premium site. Just don't come crying to me when they fuck you over with some videos you could’ve seen on the hub. I'm not saying it's right, but it would be wrong of me to tell you it's the right thing to do to pay someone who didn't even make the shit. That's my verdict for this site. 

I'm not saying you should or shouldn't do it, but there are better alternatives to watching more than half of these videos. After going through enough videos, you learn to master the skill of the scroll, clicking, and jerking if you're on a desktop. The videos may not be 2022 top-tier production, but believe me, I've busted plenty of nuts from just browsing this site. With videos from some of the top networks, three seconds of that nut felt like a premium membership nut! I guess those hypocrites giving you shit for watching midget porn feel stupid now because they keep paying for this shit, and you were smart enough to come to the Porn Dude for advice. 

If you want a three-second premium membership nut or are interested in the premium membership, check out Faphouse to learn more.