HotMovies Midgets

We’re getting eerily close to the middle of the 21st century and yet we’re still calling little people midgets in porn. Why do you think that is? Could it be because as a society we don’t give a shit about how discriminatory we are? Possibly. But, more to the point, it helps with SEO. Think about it. You’re on HotMovies, you’re looking for porn featuring little people so you write “little people” in the search bar.

The general overlap of the word little and the word people with damn near all the smut on HotMovies is going to ensure you get thousands of results that have nothing to do with what you wanted to see. I tried it, just to make sure. There was one movie that featured actual little people. The second result was something called “With Love Littledove”. You see what I mean about the search terms? There was also a movie that was quite literally called “People”. SEO is a nightmare.

Midgets, Midgets and More Midgets

So, we call little people midgets, we fap and we get on with our day. It’s not discrimination. We’re just combating midget erasure, you see. The linguistical logistics are whack. We have to make do with what we’ve got. So, what about midget porn on HotMovies? How are the results when you use the dreaded M-word? They’re huge, no pun intended. Almost seven thousand videos, my guy. That’s insane. I know midget porn has been a slowly but surely burning fire for almost fifty years now, but I didn’t expect these many results.

They’re all on point, too. These aren’t midget-adjacent porn movies. They’re the main event. You get at least one midget, though often there are several and they’re the main characters of the movies. These being porn movies and all, you pretty much know that this guarantees you’ll be seeing them getting dicked six ways to Sunday.

Girls From Around the World

Midgets exist everywhere in the world, it’s no secret. And yet, I was surprised to find that HotMovies’ has a spread that pretty much spans the globe. I can’t guarantee any polar midgets, but beyond that, you’ll find at least one from every culture. Going off the front page alone, I’m seeing Latinas, Asians, African Americans, Africans, Indians, and all kinds of Caucasians. This place has a better cultural spread than most regular porn sites. It’s astounding. It’s almost as if HotMovies’ midget collection is doing a globe wide anthropological documentation of midget babes.

This kind of racial diversity works exactly the same as you’ve come to expect from full-size women in porn. You get variety of body types and styles. Different standards of beauty are very much a thing. Westerners like their midgets lean and young, Europeans like them a bit thick, but extra slutty and the Japanese, well… I have no idea what the Japanese actually like. I just know I like them.

Beauties and Beasts

Too judgmental? Eh, I’ve said worse. I’d like to draw a line right down the middle of all of these videos and classify them as either hot or decidedly not. Half of all of the midgets on HotMovies are gorgeous babes in fun sized packages. The other half are the ugliest women on the planet and no the fact that they’re midgets doesn’t factor in for me, though it might have something to do with it. As far as I understand, little people develop differently from the average person and sometimes this comes with serious deformities. Not all midgets develop the same.

Some midgets look like smaller versions of full-sized people. This is pretty neat. Imagine having yourself a perfectly curvy Latina who likes taking it up the ass, except she’s half the size and more importantly, half the weight. You could carry her around and use her like a fleshlight. You could hoist her on your cock with one hand, provided you put in some hours at the gym. This is fantastic stuff. On the flip side, where the beasts come in, you’ve got some midgets who, for want of a better term, look like abominations. Again, I’m not saying this because they’re short – I’m saying this because they look like they’ve run their faces through a paper shredder. They’re ugly, they’re fat and they’re oddly misshapen. I wish I could filter this smut across the dividing line between the beauties and the beasts.

Let’s Get Hot for Some Midgets

All right boys, nothing but upsides, let’s go. The hottest videos on here by far are the lesbian videos that feature multiple midgets and one full-sized bitch. It’s the mixing that makes it so hot. The relative difference in body sizes really makes the action pop. You’ve got three pairs of titties, with a lot of Tetris potential, if you know what I mean. The bodies can line up in various fun ways, while the girls suck and fuck each other to death.

I saw quite a few lesbian midget porn videos on HotMovies that looked exactly like what I love to enjoy in my spare time. Several chicks eating each other out, inserting some much-needed fingers into each other’s pussies and breaking out the sex toys to get extreme with one another. There are strap-ons. I can confirm. I love strap-ons in lesbian porn. I get to see babes getting dicked, without having to look at a single man. This is a porn dream come true for me. Combining that kind of fantastic action with midget fetishism is the perfect recipe for some hot-ass fetish porn. I think you’re gonna love this shit.

Midgets of Future Past

HotMovies is a porn movie library that functions as a porn tube. As such, it welcomes very old productions. The oldest midget porn movie I could find on here was made in the early 90s, but there are a few that don’t have a tagged release date for some reason, so there might be even older videos than that. The latest one I could find came out in 2020, but again, the untagged videos could overlap here and there might be an even newer one. Either way, I have evidence that these videos span at least three decades of smut. This is reflected in the quality of the videos themselves, but not to an extent that you should be bitching about it.

Yes, older videos look worse, since we went through the digital video era that was the 90s. The 90s were the dark ages of video. If you recorded something on a video camera, it got fucked by default with no hopes of natural upscaling down the line. Someday, AI will save these videos, but for the time being they’re subpar, when compared to more modern releases. It’s the best we can do with what we’ve got. I’m sorry. Either way, I love the spread. These videos are definitely worth watching. HotMovies have done a fantastic job at gathering a satisfying spread.

The Site Confuses Me a Bit

This ain’t a general observation. HotMovies hasn’t been problematic before, when I checked out other topics. With midgets specifically, the site acts a bit wonky at times. I was checking out midget porn for this review and I had the wild thought to sort the content by release date. All the sudden, the midget porn disappeared, but I remained in the same section with the same results. And yet, all I saw were recent porn releases from popular porn studios that have nothing to do with midgets. Very strange. Navigating the midget section on HotMovies is hit or miss at best.

The easiest way to get around is to just move through the pages manually. The more you fiddle with the search preferences the worse it gets. Even at its best, the midget section still shows a few results that have nothing to do with midget porn. I don’t really understand how this can happen. I’m clearly looking for porn that contains midgets, explicitly. So, how then do I have a movie called “The Maharajah of Bangmor” among the results? Does it contain midgets? Nope. It’s a classic 1977 porn movie featuring full sized people. HotMovies needs to do something about their algorithms. This is annoying.

Difficult Payment Model

All right look, I appreciate what HotMovies are trying to do, but this is bull crap. I’m sorry. I’m gonna call it like I see it. To watch this midget porn or really any porn on HotMovies you have to sign up for a pre-paid account that you have to top off with minutes. You get billed by playtime minutes. You could use this approach to min-max your experience, by fapping quickly, but for fuck’s sakes. This is torture.

The sane solution is to just get unlimited access to their 43 thousand or so movies for $27 a month. Seeing as how that price isn’t divisible by 5, I’m assuming it’ll fluctuate a bit, but that’s the general range you can expect. Under $30 for 43 thousand movies is a good deal. I’d spring for this tier. To hell with the damn pay per view and prepaid minutes.