PreggoLovers

Preggo Lovers! It’s official, I’m scarred. You know, I was reviewing horror porn right before this and I had to watch bloody babes biting into cocks like they’re chew toys. I saw naked prisoner chicks being punished for their sins and there were also quite a lot of monsters, ghost, ghouls and the like. What does any of that have to do with PreggoLovers? Nothing much. I just felt it would be a good idea to point out that no amount of horror porn ever made me this viscerally upset. Landing on the home page of PreggoLovers is enough to give any strong man nightmares. The weaker men have perished already. There was never any hope for them. I have found the most disgusting smut on the planet. Now let’s review it quickly so I can get on with my life.

When I first started working on FetishPornSites I had this grand idea that I’d get to review the most fucked up types of porn and I had one of those confused boners over the whole concept of fucked up smut. I thought my days would be full of wonderful little adventures in depravity. Then I remembered that I have to have a pregnancy section and now I regret most of my life decisions thus far. Look, I’ll level with you – I hate pregnancy porn and you don’t. You’re here to fap to it. I respect that. I respect you. I do not, however, have the capacity to pretend that what I’m seeing with my eyeballs right now is anything short of atrocious.

The Ugliest of Bitches

I’ve heard of butterfaces, but this is ridiculous. There are women on PreggoLovers that straight up challenge the extent to which a woman can disgust a man with her ugliness. I’ve seen ugly women before, all right? I’m not stupid. I know that not every woman in the world is Emily fucking Willis. I get that. But I could have gone my whole life without seeing naked women with gigantic inflated bellies and faces that are covered in blemishes of all kind as well as a jawline that straight up makes them look like ugly men. This entire site is a collection of the ugliest creatures that have ever been known to exist. And no, I don’t feel bad for saying that. I have my limits and this website is pushing them.

Once in a blue moon you’ll run across a bitch on this site who is a strong 2 or maybe even an aspiring 3 … on a scale from 1 to 100. There are some redeemable bitches, but the pregnancy ruins all of their proportions, so all of the babes on here manage to look like alien abominations that loosely resemble human women. They’re straight up difficult for me to look at. This is coming from a guy who’s reviewed thousands of hours of scat porn. This is worse. This is much worse.

Pregnant Beauty?

I’ll bend the knee for a moment and try to get inside the headspace of a man who wants to bang a pregnant woman. I’m not going to go on a rant about how it doesn’t make sense to fuck a bitch that’s already clearly been fucked before – I made that case in another review already and it’s not funny the second time around. I will admit, openly, that pregnant women have magical hormones that make them quite likable people. They’re horny out of their fucking minds and they want to be plowed until they pass out. For pregnant women, sex is more than just a casual pleasure, it’s an extreme satisfaction that cannot be rivaled. Also, if I understand correctly, pregnant women are in some amount of discomfort at all times, so the fact that they could completely unwind simply by being dicked is not to be underestimated. All the bitches on PreggoLovers are seemingly very happy to be having sex and personally I can believe they’re not faking it.

As for the visual appeal of pregnant women, yeah, I don’t understand it at all. We all agree that fat women are inherently worse in every way compared to fit women, so why have a fetish centered around enlarged bellies? I can understand if you’re all about the pregnant tits as they do in fact inflate, with the added bonus of being able to dispense milk. I can wrap my head around that kind of depravity. But, pregnant bellies are the very definition of unattractive. The chicks’ bodies warp completely out of proportion and they look sickly. Hell, they look like they’re about to release a parasite out of their bellybuttons.

The Videos May Be Worth It

Given that pregnancy fetishism is inherently fucking gross, it may well be the case that these butterfaces are exactly the type of women you are looking to find. Maybe this is what makes you horny. If that’s the case then PreggoLovers might just be a great place for you, though I would make some counter arguments still, even if you are on board with all the ugly bitches. The videos are recorded in a high resolution, thankfully and they’re perfectly available as uncompressed high quality files that you’re free to watch in-browser or locally. They’re also quite long, all things considered. On average, these videos last around 35 minutes.

The overall design of the site and the images that they’ve taken give me strong retro vibes. Some of the haircuts on the girls for example look like they were ripped straight out of the 80s. This confuses me greatly. The videos are clearly new, so why is PreggoLovers marketing them as if they were second rate retro bullshit? I think the site needs a visual overhaul, stat. They also need to buy some scissors and a razor and blast around half the hair off of these bitches. Seriously, it’s bad enough they’re bloated, they have to also have hair across their bodies? Fuck right off with that shit.

Brief Moments of Fetishism

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but a woman can only stay pregnant for about nine months at a time, after which she needs to rest, reload and then go again, from scratch. That is, if she wants to remain perpetually pregnant. Under the assumption that the women on PreggoLovers are not in fact completely fucking insane, I’m going to further assume that they only got pregnant once, or maybe twice. This leads to an interesting observation. These girls were recorded several times, by the same team, across different scenes and in different environments. You can tell these were spaced apart since the belly is a different size and the hairstyles vary wildly. Either way, the studio made maximal use of the girls while they had them. A lot of these babes have several ready productions for you to enjoy and they vary a bit in their overall themes, so they’re not carbon copies of one another.

As far as pregnancy smut goes, PreggoLovers does a fantastic job at portraying all the curves and edges of the pregnant female form. Their pussies also get stuffed about as far as they’ll fit. I’m guessing the baby is kind of pushing back, like a built-in vaginal plug of some sort. The babies are pushing everything, because they don’t belong there. I know this is how babies are made, but we’re way overdue for a new system. Maybe one that doesn’t involve women growing parasites in their stomachs while their bodies stretch like balloons. Shit’s fucked up. I am a progressive feminist. I believe no woman deserves to be pregnant, because that shit is whack and it makes bitches ugly as hell.

Too Expensive

Here’s the deal. PreggoLovers costs exactly as much as other premium porn sites and I believe that this is a travesty. They’ve got 57 movies in total, featuring 39 pregnant bitches. That’s not anyone’s idea of a complete library. So, why the fuck are they charging exactly the same as Brazzers? I’m not kidding, it’s the same price point. $30 a month. $100 a year. There’s also a $50 three-month tier and a $90 half year deal. None of these are worth the money as far I’m concerned. There aren’t enough videos on here to justify this expensive a subscription.

At best I guess you could get a monthly sub then download every single video on the site, because why wouldn’t you? There’s only 57 of them. Get them all and stockpile. At least you can say that you made the most of this place.