DriveByGirls

I know it sounds impossible to my readership, but sex is a pretty easy thing for a lot of us to get. Humans are perverted little fuckers who love to make their genitals feel good. It wasn't too long ago that we were just dumb monkeys, after all. Anyone who knows anything about chimps and bonobos knows what we were up to before we lost all of our body hair. It was a constant stream of sex and violence.

The Evolution of Human Perversion

It's shocking we made it out of that period without becoming rampant hedonists. Not to say that some of us aren't. I would be hard-pressed to convince some vanilla fuck that I'm not Hedonist Bot from the show Futurama.

However, not even the Porndude's exploits can compare to that of a bonobo. When a bonobo bitch goes into heat, she lets the whole troop run a train on her a couple of times over. That's a lot of dick right there. I can't imagine there is much friction left for round two. That pussy must look like a shotgun wound by the time the day is done.

Perhaps we don't go that far, but we do our best. If we don't take it that far, it's not for lack of trying. Hedonism is definitely what the people featured on Drive By Girls are going for. They are humans experimenting with how much pleasure the human body can handle. One could even call it science. It takes a stretch to do so, but I think it's worth the reach.

No, you're not going to see any lab coats, graduated cylinders, beakers, or Bunson burners, but to be fair, the people are naked. They could have been wearing lab coats and handling scientific equipment before the sex started. 

Drive By Girls is one of the most ridiculous porn sites I’ve ever come across. Usually, I only say that when a site involves midgets and piss, but this time the reason is more innocuous. This site combines two things men love, women and cars. And they do it in a way that is both arousing and humorous.

It’s a twist on glory hole and dogging porn that puts sluts in the windows of cars so they can be sucked and fucked by guys outside of the car. The guys never step inside of a vehicle. You can sort of think of it as a reverse drive-through where the customers remain outside, and the employees do all the work from the whip. You’ll never see a visit to Taco Bell in the same light again.

Every Town Has a Fuck Forest

The setting is always places known as anonymous sex spots. Every town has a couple, and the more conservative your town, the more active they are. There is probably a math equation that could calculate the exact numbers, but the higher the church to population ratio is, the more random sex is happening in the woods of that town.

And I’m not talking about kids experimenting with each other away from the prying eyes of adults. I’m talking about pasters engaged in rampant gay sex. I’m talking about priests fucking alter boys. I’m talking about full-blown bible study orgies. Christians are some of the most sexually perverted and morally bankrupt folks humanity has to offer, which means they fuck like champions.

If you have never been to such a location before, the rules are pretty simple. If you see someone else, you can approach and ask if they are looking for a good time. If they say yes, pull your cock out. It’s really that simple. Wait. Let me rephrase that. It’s really that simple for me. I don’t think people will be excited to see you break out of the trees and make a b-line for their car.

Nothing on Drive By Girls is scripted. What you are seeing is how it naturally unfolded. These are freaky ass motherfuckers who have no qualms with strangers on the internet jerking off to the fun their having. Why be embarrassed when they know that you wish you could have been there.

Most of these people are first-time porn amateurs who have never been in front of a camera fucking before. However, they are the type to enjoy flashing, public nudity and fucking in public. They might not be porn stars, but all three of their holes are open and ready for business. If you look hard enough, you'll even find some pregnant bitches enjoying the time they have before pregnancy is a possibility again.

Drive By Girls has an old-school design that reminds me of old snuff sites like Rotten and Twisted humor. Don't worry, though. You won't find any terrorist beheading videos here. However, you will see some head for sure. The small main menu sits up top and contains the options Home, Preview, Join, Pay per video, Updates, and Members. 

Yes, Drive By Girls is a paid premium porn site, so you'll need to break out your mom's credit card if you want to see the good stuff. They offer two different membership options, so choose the one that best fits your masturbation lifestyle. 

The first option is a one-month recurring membership for $19.99. Not bad for a one-month recurring subscription, but the price can get better than that.

The better option is the one-year non-recurring membership that goes for $129.95. That works out to less than eleven bucks a month. That's more than worth being able to see what these sexy and slutty voyeurs get up to.

Those who still want in on the action, but don't want to pay a monthly subscription fee, can use the pay-per-video service. It gives you the opportunity to rent a video for forty-eight hours for a low price. Forty-eight hours should be plenty of time for you to work out your demons a couple of times. 

Cumway Model

I'd say it's time to switch gears and check out some of the content inhabiting Drive By Girls, starting with "Mirror, Mirror on the Car." The slutty star of this video is a local supermodel who can't stop herself from showing off what makes her so beautiful. Plus, the bitch figures if she is going to show it off, she might as well get fucked while she does it.

Apparently, this bitch didn't get the memo that there is a big difference between walking the runway and getting fucked in the woods by strangers because she keeps making high fashion faces at the camera. Bitch, you're not on the set of Zoolander. You're in a public park getting your asshole reamed out by some dude named Greg. 

Moving upward and onward, we have "A Big Adventure with a Second Girl Already on Location." This big-tittied cock gobbler has a massive appetite for anything involving sex. She couldn't wait to get out into the woods where she could set her pussy free to be fucked by anyone who wanted a piece.

She wasn't even dissuaded when they passed a cop on the way to the forest. If they had been pulled over, I'm pretty sure she would have used her mouth to stay out of trouble. Whether using her mouth means smooth talking or rough sucking would be up to the policeman.

When they arrived at the location, the bitch was super excited to discover that a chick was already on the scene warming the guys up. She had been hoping this would turn into a bisexual event. There is nothing this cunt likes more than to have a cock in one hand and a pussy in the other. By the time the evening was over, there wasn't a drop of cum or pussy juice left in anyone's body.

There are some questions in this universe that demand answers. One of those questions is whether double penetration through a car window is possible. I'm pretty sure that the whole reason the Gods created this universe was to answer that simple yet important question.

It would seem an impossibility, but the stars of "Double Penetration Through a Car Window" do their best to make it happen. Does it really count? I'll let you guys be the judge of that. Honestly, I think they could have done it even better had I been there to direct. They needed someone to stand back and help work the angles.

Drive By Girls is a unique and entertaining porn site. The concept is creative, and they pull it off wonderfully. I hope the admin continues on and builds some other creative porn sites.

I don't think I would change much on Drive By Girls. The parts I would improve upon actually add to the amateur energy of the place. I just want them to keep doing them.

Maybe you guys didn't know you wanted to see a bitch get fucked through a car window, but I bet you do now.