FapHouse Swingers

In my experience, there are two types of swingers in this world. Real life swingers and porn swingers. They’re similar. They share the same passions. The main difference is that when swingers know they’re being recorded they tend to go wild as fuck. I don’t know how or why. It’s not like I’ve seen a lot of swingers in real life, or whatever. I’m not married. But I’ve read a lot about swinging culture on the web and it seems a lot closer to classic fucking than whatever this shit is on FapHouse. Swingers aren’t inherently sex freaks. They’re just curious and they like mixing private bits. You have no reason to expect them to be out of control smut fiends. And yet, fiends are all you see on FapHouse. These people are the crème de la crème of the depraved sex community. Thought western A-list porn sites had the best orgies? Think again, my man.

Most of the content on FapHouse rides that delicate line between amateur and professional, where the actors within are clearly not professional pornstars, and yet, they’re being paid to be in these scenes. I don’t think these folks are trying to kickstart any long-term porn career. They’re already famous enough to get invited to this shit in the first place. They’re happy with the deal they got. They’re also always at least 25 years of age. Most people who enjoy this kind of smut are already married or at the very least in a serious relationship, so it makes sense to get porn actors that they can relate to. The whole swingers’ fetishism trend is aimed at giving married people a vicarious slice of what they can’t otherwise have in their own lives. It’s not easy to become a swinger. It takes two.

The Swinger’s Anatomy

Bellies. Fat ones. More than 90% of the swingers on FapHouse have large bellies. There’s cultural significance there. It’s a deeper implication. Much like how bellies were considered a sign of a successful person throughout history, in swinger porn they serve to remind you that these are people who do more than just fuck bitches all day. These folks are busy. They’re family men and women who have shit to do. The sucking and fucking is very much an end of the week type of activity for them. That’s what makes them worship it so hard. They have to cherish the free time they get from their children, their jobs and other such regular annoyances.

The chicks specifically come in two distinct flavors. You’ve got generic MILFs who look like they may just be your friends’ mothers. And then there’s the young B-tier bitches with decent bodies and butterfaces. They’re bottom of the barrel pornstars who get thrown into these kinds of videos in order to spice things up. Real swingers are rarely hot to begin with. If your wife was hot as fuck, I doubt you’d be looking to share her with other people. Judge me if you must, but I believe that swinging is all about branching away from the wife you regret having married. But she’s already given birth to your kids, so it's not like you can go back. You have to contend with her subpar body and lackluster dick sucking skills. So, the least you can do is take her on a swinging adventure. At least that way you can dip your cock into something a bit more refreshing.

Married People are Basically Best Friends

The whole point of the holy union of matrimony is that you pick one person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life. They become your number one. They’re your ride or die. They’re also the face you have to stare at until the day you die. Depending on how pretty that face is, this could make or break your daily morale. Swinging is the best way to stay fresh and keep from blowing your brains out over the realization that your philandering days are over.

If your wife really is your best friend, then she should be on board with the idea of the two of you exploring other people’s genitals together. Imagine this. Your wife’s your favorite person in the world. You take her everywhere. You share all kinds of experiences and they’re that much better because you explore them together. That’s what swinging is all about. The art of fucking random pussies, alongside your best friend, whom you are married to.

FapHouse Goes Hard

I’ve been talking about FapHouse a lot lately in a lot of different contexts. I promise, it ain’t a quid pro quo situation. I’m not paid to prop them up above the rest or whatever. They’re just damn good at what they do. Their business model is strange as fuck, but it works. They manage to scrounge up tons of content across any fetish that people care about and swinging is no exception. There are thousands of videos on here and every single one is worth watching. There’s no garbage video padding here. It’s all legitimate stuff and I could wholeheartedly recommend it without regret.

The best part of the swinging videos on FapHouse is that they’re all extended ensembles, with a lot of variety and many surprises. You never know exactly what you’re going to get within each video. Comparing two couples swinging on FapHouse to, say, two chicks having sex with two dudes in a premium porn video, the differences are less than subtle. There’s weight to these performances. It’s not just sex for the sake of it. These people are overjoyed to be trying out the taste of other people. You kind of get the impression that these folks are parched and the only thing that could quench their thirst is other people’s genital ooze. It’s fantastic stuff.

Orgies Abound

Orgies count as swinger porn, as long as they’re comprised of devoted couples. It’s also an unwritten rule that all the couples are made up of one man and one woman. That’s what you get on FapHouse, in droves. There are so many fucking orgy videos on here, it’s insane. Plus, the bigger the orgy, the less strict the casting efforts, or so it seems. The bigger orgies have men and women in so many shapes and sizes that at times it’s hard to tell who’s male and who’s female. Is this good? Is this bad? I don’t care. I love this wild unhinged approach to porn. This is human depravity at its finest. No-one’s wearing a diaper or pretending to be anyone’s step-sister. You’ve just got a bunch of naughty couples, swapping out partners for the hell of it.

If you’re not a fan of the extremely realistic bodies of actual swingers, there’s a decent number of professionally produced swinger porn on FapHouse, including the orgies. You can tell the difference from a far. Just have one look at the thumbnail of a video. If you see shitty lighting, a cheap bedroom and a ton of people who have no idea what they’re doing, then it’s an amateur production with cheaply paid civilians who are just looking to get their dicks and pussies wet. If the video looks like it was backed by a camera crew and a director, it probably was. Also, the professional smut features significantly more hot young bitches. They’re very rare in the amateur smut.

Expect the Unexpected

Scrolling FapHouse’s swingers’ porn I found a ton of crap I didn’t know I was looking for, as well as a lot of smut that I could have done without. There’s bisexual porn on here. That means cocks go inside male asses, during swinging sessions of course. There’s also a wealth of outdoor porn, sex in clubs, fucking at the beach and so on.

I can tell that a good portion of this smut is old and a lot of it is fucking ancient. I think a few of these videos are more than 40 years old. No cap. This whole swinging business is older than the internet. Men have always wanted to fuck bitches who aren’t their wives. It’s a timeless passion. They’ve also been convincing their wives to join them in on the action so they can get away with it since time immemorial. The end result of swinging’s timelessness is that we’ve got enough swinging porn to get us through a fucking cold war. FapHouse currently holds several hundred of them, but I’m pretty sure they’re constantly adding new content. If you want to see a bunch of married people make mistakes that they can’t take back, check out this amazing swinging section today.