Crush Wrestling

When I was compiling the muscle porn section for this site, I wasn’t aware how many wrestling themed porn sites there are or how popular they seem to be. I would assume that a porn site that’s all about chicks wrestling in the ring would have a hard time marketing itself on account of how little room for proper smut there actually is in an average clip. If the babes are rolling around all the time, trying to pin each other down and deliver a knockout or whatever the fuck, then there’s very little physical room in any given shot for actual sucking and fucking. Leave it to CrushWrestling to intentionally dial down the smut even further and still make a killing.

No Smut? No Problem

These guys deadass made a non-pornographic fap site for dudes who like seeing buff chicks… wrestling. No code there – I’m talking about actual wrestling. CrushWrestling only portrays wrestling. There are no sexual acts from what I can tell. There’s some suggestive positioning, like the babes squeezing each other’s heads in between their thighs, while facing the vagina.

You get the idea. It’s the kind of death grip that forces you to sniff someone else’s privates as a punishment. It works as part of a grander pornographic experience, but on its own it’s just a mild tease. I can’t get off to a clip of a babe squeezing another babe’s head, especially if they’re both fully clothed. It has become painfully evident to me that CrushWrestling is not made for people like me. I’m not a muscle fetishist and I can’t fap if the babes on my screen are fully clothed. I could make an exception for a clothed babe who’s sucking cock, but that’s about as far as I’ll bend over for the fap.

Peak Female Forms

CrushWrestling’s babes are far from the ideal male-centric female form. These babes are not models and they are not pornstars. Hell, they’re barely fuckable, and yet, they seem to have all the genetic predisposition they need in order to be the perfect little cumsluts. They went another way in life, however. They picked up the dumbbells. Then they put them back down. Then they picked them up again. Over and over again, this went on for what was clearly a very long fucking time. These babes are jacked enough to knock down walls with their fists. They terrify me. I’ve seen some buff dudes in my life, but these babes, they take things to a whole new level.

I’m really curious about where CrushWrestling actually found these female recruits. It’s not like they could hold open auditions for softcore pornstars and pick out the stronger ones. No, they clearly went all out in their search for muscular women. Where does one find muscular women? Do they have their own special bars they like to frequent or would you have to literally catch them at the gym? Whatever the case, they were found and they were brought to CrushWrestling where they’ve been making actual wrestling videos. Not the MMA shit. The real stuff, with the pins and bends and extreme fucking limb pain. It looks kind of silly, actually, when you see them rolling around on the ground, but rest assured, this is extreme fighting at its finest.

Extreme Beatdowns In-Between

I’ve seen some other similar websites to this one in the past few weeks, during my research of the overarching fetish and I gotta say, CrushWrestling does the wrestling better than most. However, they don’t indulge in proper competitive fighting often. It’s featured in every video, but sparingly. For the most part the girls act as if they’re posing. They’re both very clear on how every move should be executed in an ideal scenario, but they don’t make efforts to fight back and get caught in deadlock. Instead, they allow each other to dominate each other, alternating back and forth.

For example, the babes often try to catch each other in a thigh grip. Normally they go for the head. This makes for some pretty sexy shots in which you can see a gorgeous, albeit overly muscular ass, across the whole screen, with the head of the girl being squished visible towards the bottom. These moments have serious screensaver potential. They’re hot moments. In motion, though, they’re just kind of strange. I mean, in a real wrestling match, getting caught in a perfect grip like this would essentially mean you’ve lost the round or the whole match, depending on the rules. Instead, these girls just play ahead.

Feels like Wrestling Ballet

The fighting among CrushWrestling’s videos, while a lot more realistic than WWE, is still too faked to be taken seriously. You can tell that aesthetic was everyone’s first priority. Both the girls and the director behind these scenes are clearly trying to make unique looking shots happen, so the in-between fighting is kind of superfluous. It follows real life conventional wrestling moves, but only symbolically. No-one’s fighting for their life here. This is the closest anyone’s ever come to turning wrestling into a form of dance, and it looks pretty good. I’m just a bit confused on who the fuck this is supposed to appeal to and how.

As a fap-worthy porn product, these videos are all severely lacking. There are a few scenes here and there in which a hot babe will be squishing another hot babe’s head between her legs, like I mentioned and these scenes would probably be fun to fap to, if you looped the 5-10 seconds in which the actual squeezing happens. But these are full-length videos and they’re meant to be consumed as such. I just can’t see myself fapping to this. I’m sorry. I tried, in preparation for this review and I couldn’t. I’d fuck most of these girls if I could, but fapping to them in this context doesn’t work for me.

Pure Fetishists Might Understand

I know that muscle girl fetishists exist. I also know that there are people out there that like fapping to videos of girls wrestling. There’s even a popular cultural trope of women wrestling each other in mud. We all sort of agree that that’s hot shit. It’s exciting, I get that much. The content on CrushWrestling is similarly exciting for the same reason. Women are bending over on top of each other and they’re sweating themselves half to death. But this feels like a prelude, not a main event.

This is roughly the part where the muscle girl fetishists should be swooping in to make me look silly. I’m just going to assume that CrushWrestling being a successful website is proof that there are countless men out there who consider this to be peak fap fuel. I can’t even call it porn at this point. It can be fap fuel, hell, anything could. But, in my understanding, pornography should have some form of sexual interaction or nudity. You get none of that with CrushWrestling. Instead, you get body worship. That’s the best way I can put it. You’re here to worship these women’s perfect athletic bodies.

Fair Fights and Weak Dudes

Most of the videos on CrushWrestling feature two babes, usually in the ring, dance fighting each other in extremely painful and committed ways. They’re making muscle girl art. There are quite a few videos, though, that will throw in a guy, to mix things up a bit. Every guy that I saw on here had an average body, from what I could tell. I mean, they weren’t fighters. They were regular dudes, as if picked off the street at random. These dudes look really feeble standing next to the babes and this makes for a fun dynamic. Watching a muscular giantess squeeze the ever-loving shit out of some random dude is at the very least extremely entertaining content.

If you’d like to immerse yourself in the fantasy of getting dominated by a significantly stronger woman, you’ll find more than enough videos on here that’ll fit that fantasy perfectly. Just don’t try to replicate these scenes in real life with actual buff babes, because you might die. Seriously, getting choked out by a woman twice your size might look arousing, but it’s actually extremely life threatening. Then again, it wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

Strange Payment Tiers

You can buy each one of these full-length videos, on demand and download it to your computer. Mot of them cost around $20 a pop. This is fiscal insanity. You could also go to Clips4Sale and get parts of clips from CrushWrestling’s official account there. Finally, there’s a subscription option that gives you access to all of the videos on here, but it comes with a catch.

You can’t download more than 4GB of content from the site in a given day. You also can’t watch the videos directly on the site. You have to download them. So… you can watch less than a handful of clips a day and you have to store them on your PC. This is dogshit.

In case you’re curious, the subscriptions are also damn expensive. $32 for your first month with $23.5 recurring for every month after that. There’s also a $64 tier for 90 days, that recurs later for $53.5 every further 90 days. Finally, there’s a 180-day tier for $107. Aside from these numbers not being divisible by 5, which irks me to no end, they’re also way too fucking high. Maybe if you could actually download as many videos as you want, this would be a worthwhile deal, but if you try to download more than 4GB of content a day, you get forcefully cut off from accessing the content. This is terrible. CrushWrestling might be producing some really original content, but their approach to distribution makes me sick.