Gymrotic

Wow! That was my first impression the moment I laid my eyes on these stretchy angels. Naked, with big boobs, doing splits, making me imagine eating those pussy lips up. I can only imagine what the actual site is like when they managed to get me hot and horny from the get-go. See, this is how you get a guy to subscribe. Get him hooked from the first second. This was just an image that did it to me and I haven't even checked out the site yet. For all I know it can be total crap, but now that I have my first impressions set to ‘this is awesome,’ every other crappy shit that I see will be less crap than it really is. Take notes other sites, you can learn something from the old TPD.

I just read the name of the site, Gymrotic.com and it immediately grabbed my attention. Gym-rotic. Okay. I imagined it would be some erotic ass shaking in the gym, but oh how wrong I was. It is a site that gathers all these, what's the word, extortionists... Wait, no, those are the assholes that think they can get TPDs money... Contortionists! Yes, that's the right word. Women who bend in ways you wouldn't believe. These girls are not only out of this world beautiful, but they also have talents! A woman who is beautiful and has talent is something that is hard to come by. Usually, I tend to look at my maid in the same way, but she is butt ugly. At least I pay her cheap so that's where her beauty lies. Onwards to the review.

Freaky fetish site that will make you go dayum

It made me go hallelujah like 15 times before I even entered a proper video and started watching the content on Gymrotic.com. Before I go into the content I have to say that the layout is magnificent. Usually, sites tend to just slap a simple WordPress theme and just add a bunch of videos on it, not caring about their visual brand. Gymrotic.com has this angle covered. I enjoyed scrolling down the site and looking and analyzing what else have they managed to place on their home page. All the freaks but in an elegant and spacious way. You get to see all the latest videos, updates, and all the necessary things but in a very sleek way. This is how you put together a site, with forethought about impressions. It is not just the content of the videos it is the whole deal people, get it through your thick heads!

The content. My God. Where did they get these chicks is just a guess but if I had to place one I'd say they got them from a Russian circus! These acrobats are bending like you wouldn't believe! Every time I played a video I was dreading that their spines would break. They are doing some weird body positions that you only get to see in horror movies where the victims get possessed by demons and then get their joints twisted up. It is a sight to see. Then, once I got over the fact that they could easily eat their own pussies, backward, I realized that they are super hot! These ladies are all stunners. Cirque du Soleil type quality. They would easily be porn stars just with their looks alone. Some of them actually are, but that will be reserved for the Model section of the review.

Models that are flexible like rubber and stories in pictures

When I hovered over the Models section I got a drop-down menu with sorting options for the models. Date, Title, Popularity. I wish my maid was as organized as this site was because I'd have more time not monitoring her every move if she was going to break some of my artwork or steal my shit! Once I entered the Model page I had a grand sight for sore eyes. These ladies were angelic looking! Mostly Russians and once I got to check their bios I was right. I mean, I always know where these gals are from since I have so much experience and I'm kind of a genetics expert. 

Every model has her own bio and you could tell that it wasn't written by some random ghostwriter who randomly dropped the info about them. They are chock full of detail and are going into depth as to where the girls are from and more importantly, how they ended up doing what they do. This was the nail in the coffin, the info that I was looking for and Gymrotic.com provided it for me. Most of the girls have been acrobats long before they joined the adult business. Some of them still have aspirations that are far beyond 'erotic arts' and as I mentioned before, some of them actually do want to join Cirque du Soleil. Well, good luck with that girls. After placing your nude ass on a site that's worldwide, tough luck joining a circus, let alone Cirque du Soleil.  

They all have videos and they all have high-quality pictures taken of them sorted out in kind of a story mode. The pictures from the home page were luxurious looking and very art-driven. Something I can appreciate. The finer arts of erotica. Once you get the pics, you will get to see in-depth details of their bending abilities and their beauty all in one. I have to admit, this was maybe more enjoyable to see than the videos. In videos, I couldn't brace myself when spider-like contortionist came at me. With pictures, it is all still so I could get my blanket and jack off from underneath it and cover it if something scary comes my way. Man, fear and masturbation. Why haven't I tried out this deadly combo before?

The video quality and the other added on value for the price of one

I roamed around the site and wanted the check out the volume of videos that they offer and release. They are regular on their schedule. In fact, they have a calendar that's checking off dates for their fresh releases and the ones that have been already updated. I counted around 250+ videos and 150+ video galleries. The galleries offer about 125 pics per model. Now, the bad part. They do place 4K sign on some of the videos but I had to put on my Sherlock hat on to investigate and find those. There are 4K videos, don't get me wrong, but not in the amount that they promote on the site to have. This was bullshit. My maid is going to have a tough time cleaning up my house since I threw my shit all over the place in rage trying to find 4K bastards. 

Besides the 4K debacle, there was an upside. You still get to pay a small price of $98.31 for 180 days or if you are a cheap bastard like me, $32.73 for 30 days. You are getting access to other freaky sites where the girls wear latex body suits and spandex. Those are a bit more hardcore sites but still, getting three sites like this one is a bargain. Downloading the videos is available but you are not going to get the highest quality possible. I don't know how they managed to fuck this up but it's a crappy thing that they did. Thank God that they hooked me with their initial good impression so like I said, I'm going to go easy on them.

You will either have sweet dreams or nightmares once you taste the site

I mean, Gymrotic.com is something else. This was a ride. It's only noon and already I got to see hot girls bend like the Poltergeist and still look sexy while doing it. If I tried doing just a portion of these moves with my girl, she'd be in traction and I'd be in jail talking to my lawyer about settling the case. Contortionists got my respect from this day on. The whole site is amazing along with the content provided and what else is there left to say besides check it out. This is the kind of site that can make you cum or leave you traumatized for the rest of your life. Chances are, you are going to do the first thing. I have. Now, where's my maid to clean this shit up.