Porn300 Sleeping

I can’t believe I’m reviewing this shit again. I should at the very least be grateful that it’s not fart fetishism… again. No, today we’re looking at sleep fetishism. More specifically, the part of sleep fetishism where men stick their cocks in and around women who are completely asleep. Technically, the opposite is possible, but you’d have to find a man who’d sleep when there’s a woman around and a woman who has a dick. The latter is very doable, the former, not so much. If there’s a pussy in my zip code, I’m up and alert like I’m on watch duty in the military. Pussy is the prey and I must hunt. But enough about how amazingly devoted to pussy I happen to be. Let’s talk about Porn300’s sleep fuck section.

I haven’t talked much about Porn300 in the past, though I do come back to them now and again when I’m trying to cast a wide net on a topic. This whole fetishism gig is basically one large hunt for narrow topics, so the nets, they are wide and sites like Porn300 suddenly become much more worthwhile to review. This place has a sleep fuck section. Who knew? The smut on here also seems to be perfectly on point, although it leaves a lot to the imagination. What I don’t like about Porn300 in general is that they are underperforming compared to porn aggregation sites, because these guys are running a real porn tube. In other words, they’re fucked because they’re working harder than other sites. It’s a really stupid catch 22. At the very least they’re making the effort to host the content on their own site, so you don’t get any reroutes. That alone garners respect in my book. It’s not just for show, either. It actually makes the videos a lot easier to load.

Fucked by Mr. Sandman

You know that song, in which the singer asks a certain man of sand to bring her a dream? Yeah, I don’t think she was singing about cum, but that’s the direction we’re going today. Porn300’s sleep porn, much like most other sleep porn on the web, centers around women getting abused while they’re sleeping. Naturally, it’s all play pretend and perfectly consensual. This is almost too obvious, what with how little effort the babes put into pretending that they’re asleep. They’re constantly furrowing their brows. You can tell that they’re fully awake. So what if they keep their eyes closed? They smile when the cock goes in. Obviously they’re fully awake.

Then again, how the hell are you supposed to fuck a woman without waking her up? I can understand fapping over her face or whatever, but even that in itself is risky. If you were to insert an actual penis inside her and expect her not to wake up, you’re either missing chunks of your brain or your cock is a micro peen. In case of the latter, please accept my condolences. It’s not your fault. The genetic lottery is a scam and no-one signs up for it in advance. I’m glad I don’t have to reroll my cock, but most people should be given that right.

Used as a Cum Sock

Countless videos on Porn300 feature dudes jacking off on top of babes and in most of those they leave the cum on the actual babe in question. They try to position themselves just right so that they blow their load slowly and gently onto the babe’s face. They’re usually lying sideways so the cum drips down their cheeks and onto their lips. It’s great stuff. Occasionally they miss and get a bit of cum in the bitch’s ear, which is kind of hilarious to me. She’ll be hearing the ocean for a few days after that, for sure. Imagine being a sperm cell and ending up in a bitch’s ear. Now that’s what I call depravity.

The whole idea behind the play has something to do with domination and objectification of women. I don’t think I have to sell you on the idea; you’re a man on the internet. You probably didn’t even know women could vote. Don’t feel bad. It’s the internet’s fault you’re a misogynist, not yours. Go ahead, keep jacking off. No-one will judge you. Luckily, these videos feature girls that very clearly agreed to these videos in advance, so even if they’re damn convincing, they’re still made with proper consent. They’re damn exciting to look at, though in comparison to other types of smut I’d call them a bit vanilla. That’s the risk you run when you watch fetish porn, what can I say?

Subpar Video Quality

It’s kind of difficult to complain about a free porn tube that comes loaded with thousands of videos. It’s like they’re doing charity and I’m complaining. I’m a beggar, being a chooser. The thing is, many other similar sites have gone significantly further with the quality and overall video offerings, so I’m partly entitled to be spoiled, when I know there’s a better alternative out there. Porn300 is a meager porn tube, plain and simple. Their selection is vast, but their overall quality leaves a lot to be desired. I can fap to this smut, for sure, but I have to also consider how far I’m willing to recommend this smut to you. Granted, I don’t rate the sites I review, I just dive through them for details. I.e. you’re free to enjoy Porn300 as much as you want. But, the whole point of me reviewing all these fetish sites is trying to figure out which ones actually devote proper respect to the fetish they represent and which ones are a fucking joke. Porn300 is somewhere in the middle of all that.

Their videos are somewhere around 360p and 480p, depending on your luck, which is low enough to give me a serious seizure. I thought we were past this. Sure, the videos look half-decent on a phone, but if I’m on my PC, across the 32 inches of my monitor, I feel like I’m getting brain damage just watching this shit. It’s extremely painful to look at and I want nothing to do with it. I tried. Oh my god did I try. I tried to hold on tight, to my cock throughout these videos. And I prayed. Oh my god, did I pray. I prayed with every single thrust, for relief from the blue balls. But alas, that familiar feeling did not come to me and I, along with it, failed to come as well. This whole review was rather depressing.

Porn300 Isn’t All Bad

Look, the people behind Porn300 tried their best to make this section work. They brought in tons of content from who knows how many porn producers, both professional and independent. I can’t blame them for what they’ve put together here.

Hell, at the very least, the babes that I’m seeing across these videos are all damn bang-worthy. You’d think that with the whole home-vibe of sleep smut, you’d be seeing a lot of ugly, fat wives. No siree, most of these babes are young, taut and ready for the breeding festival. I can’t praise these bodies enough. These girls definitely do their squats. I’m sure of it.

There’s also a surprising number of videos featuring Japanese babes, but on second thought, it kind of makes sense when you think about it. I mean, objectification of women and women in a vulnerable state are two very well-known cornerstones of Japanese pornography. They’re in damn near every Japanese video. Unfortunately, even these videos manage to be small and blurry. Any of the videos on here that seem to be in a high quality in the thumbnail end up to be compressed to hell and back when you actually open the video. It’s as if they were printed on toilet paper, then someone used that toilet paper to clean a gallon of cum off of a public toilet floor, then it was all scanned back into a computer using technology from the 1960s. That’s how fucking terrible this shit looks, ok? It’s Vaseline vision. It’s unforgivable.

A Large Collection, I Guess

Redeeming factor – there are tons of videos here. You can’t run out of shitty blurry sleep porn videos on Porn300 if that’s what you’re after. It’s a shame they’re so blurry, because the content within is damn entertaining. Most of these videos have a ton of boner potential. If only Porn300 made more of an effort on the available resolutions, we’d have an amazing site on our hands. As it currently stands, I can only recommend this place as an alternative fapping destination for when you’ve run out of sleep porn elsewhere.