Terk Drunk

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I know very little about Terk. I’m not sure where this content is coming from or how this site can afford to run for free. I’d love to do more research, but this place isn’t exactly booming with references. It’s a sleeper cell. Hell, the site’s design will have you thinking that you’ve just landed on an older version of eFukt or some shit. The place looks ugly and unassuming. The smut does not look worthwhile until… you actually open up one of these videos and realize you just discovered one of the greatest porn sites ever fucking made. Seriously, this place is a giant surprise just lying in wait for an average fapper like yourself to discover it.

The drunk section on Terk, along with the rest of the site, appears to be manually curated by one guy. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that this place has one owner and he does all the work. That reminds me of this other legend who writes a ton of porn reviews all on his own, cough cough. Anyways, I’m not a huge fan of drunk porn for a very simple reason. Drunk chicks can’t throat my cock without puking. I’ve tried, many a time, and it simply doesn’t work. They can handle it fine if they’re sober, but after a couple of margaritas they start to complain. And yet, the sucking was their idea. I don’t know what to tell you. Women perplex me. Anyways, I might not like drunk porn, but I love the drunk section on Terk for the aforementioned element of surprise. Given how basic the site looks, you just don’t expect to find amazing unique quality within and yet this is exactly what you get. This site is fucking irreplaceable.

Straight from the Source

Most if not all of the videos on Terk’s drunk section seem to have been recorded by the very dudes who supplied the cocks within. They may also be the ones who submitted these videos to Terk. In case you were wondering, no, these were not all recorded by the same guy on a trans-continental fuck-binge. I checked the cocks; they were in fact different. Hell, they changed colors and circumcision status, so they’re clearly not all the same dude. That being said, all of these videos share a common thread of amateurism. For example, they were all clearly recorded on modern phones. You get high resolutions and visual clarity, but a lot of the videos are recorded in portrait mode. I’d complain about this, except I know how intuitive portrait mode is when you’re also getting your dick sucked. If you flip that bad boy into landscape mode you risk dropping it onto the chick’s face. You don’t want that, am I right?

One thing I do not understand is why none of the videos on here have a sensible title. Almost all of them are named Drunk Wednesday. Maybe I’m out of the loop here but I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean. Is it a reference to something? Were they all recorded on a Wednesday and if so, why? Aren’t Fridays much sexier? I have no idea what’s going on with the titles. What I do know is that these videos are unique as shit and you can’t get them anywhere else. I can’t guarantee that, of course, but I didn’t see any videos that I recognized from elsewhere and I am a nighttime porn goblin so, that says something.

Drunk Babes go Wild

I’ve seen drunk porn on a lot of sites and Terk’s drunk porn definitely takes the cake. These babes are wasted out of their goddamn minds, but at the very least you can tell that they’re wonderfully complicit. There’s no foul play across these videos as far as I could tell. It is my understanding that all of these babes were one hundred percent complicit and willing to partake in these drunk escapades. Besides, the dudes in the videos are clearly drunk off of their asses as well, so it’s not like there’s a power dynamic or whatever the fuck. It also needs to be said that a lot of these videos don’t feature dudes, so it’s not all a one-way play. There are some videos that showcase drunk lesbians and a few videos in which drunk babes just get sexual with themselves either at parties or out in public.

That leads me to my conclusion – alcohol releases the inner female sexual beast. Every single girl across this section seems to be absolutely starved for sexual activity. Whether she’s playing with herself or getting a helping hand, she’s having a grand old time. These babes really do seem to be born for this kind of action and I am glad we have these videos to jack off to. If you’re the kind of person who’s too lame to ever actually find drunk babes willing to fuck out in the wild, then stay home and enjoy this experience vicariously on Terk. These videos were clearly brought together by someone who truly understands female sexual passions. 

Lesbians are Law

My favorite drunk videos on Terk are easily the ones that feature multiple girls and no men. Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing drunk babes try to suck oxygen out of the tip of someone’s cock, but lesbians are much more fun to look at. They take their time. They giggle a lot. They enjoy each other’s bodies more meticulously. Dudes tend to just sort of jump into sex and drain their balls as fast as possible. This can be really hot in a bukkake video, but if I’m checking out drunk chicks, I want to actually see the chicks for more than a few seconds before the entire shot is covered by some dude railing them. The lesbian videos come in clutch. They’re rare, but they’re there and I fapped to quite a few of them during the making of this review. I have no regrets.

Watching a couple of drunk babes rolling around in a goofy and free-spirited way is a perfect evening for me. That is, if they’re not actually in my bedroom. If that were the case then I would absolutely mount them. But, for those rare occasions when I’m supposed to go to bed alone, this kind of drunk smut comes in handy and I have Terk to thank for that. This website really goes hard when it comes to authenticity and general depravity of sex videos.

Mid-Quality Videos

It’s a strange way to sum it up, but these are indeed mid-tier videos in terms of resolution and fidelity. Some of the videos were recorded on expensive phones so you get a lot of clarity, but most of them are sort of coasting just south of 480p. On the one hand, this is a bit too blurry for this day and age, on the other, this is content that you wouldn’t otherwise have seen, ever, so you might as well be grateful you got any video footage at all.

Terk does a shit job at conveying the actual resolution of the videos until you actually full screen them. At first, they load in tiny windows that make it seem like the videos are much smaller than they actually are. I blew up all of them in full screen on a 1080p monitor and about half of all of these videos looked good. The other half looked blurry and that’s just the reality of the situation. Like I said, I won’t gripe about it because these videos were originally blurry to begin with. Terk cannot help this in any way. The best they can do is host the videos and hope you enjoy them.

Unique Smut Videos

I wouldn’t recommend Terk as a substitute to high quality porn sites, but on the topic of drunk videos, this place is a damn goldmine. These videos are almost impossible to find elsewhere and they all feature authentic drunk people from what I could gauge. I can’t know for sure, of course, but what I saw was raw, unfiltered and absolutely gross. This made me believe that the featured individuals were indeed wasted off of their asses on booze. I like this content. Terk seems to be the kind of website you go to when you’re tired of mediocrity and you want to watch something a bit more down to Earth.

So, if you’re in the mood for some authentic drunk porn featuring babes who are drunk off of their asses and thirsty for cock, then you should probably keep coming back to Terk on the daily to see what’s new. This place is growing steadily and every single one of these videos is worth a fap as far as I’m concerned.