XNXX Sleeping

What an oddly appropriate site section to be reviewing this fine morning. I’m sleepy as fuck. I call this serendipity. I slept a fine eight hours this morning, but I can barely prop my eyes open. If that’s not divine coincidence I don’t know what is. So, the universe wants me to review sleeping porn and if you’re here reading this review, then so do you. Let’s get into it. Today I’m looking at XNXX’s sleeping section. If you know about XNXX’s general popularity you won’t be surprised to know that this place is loaded with sleeping porn. There are more than enough clips to last you a lifetime. You could watch these bad boys back-to-back and you would never get through them all. It’s impossible. The quantity is covered, but we also have to look at the quality.

XNXX are one of those self-fulfilling prophecies. They’re popular because they’re popular and so they remain popular. In philosophy they call that a tautology. I call it an inevitability of internet marketing. There are a lot of people who frequent XNXX as their premier fapping destination. As for those who arrive here later in the day, well, they’re looking to spice things up with a bit of variety. On the topic of sleep fetishism, this place is very much a decent alternative destination for smut. They’ve got all kinds of sleeping porn that will surprise you, along with a ton of smut that can only be described as cookie cutter vanilla smut. They more than cover their spread. If you’re in the market for a singular destination loaded with a ton of sleeping porn, well, you’ve found it.

The Sleeping Play

The average sleeping porn video on XNXX features a sleeping woman at the start of the scene. That’s not surprising. This is the fetish. It’s also worth noting that I’m not seeing any videos in which the woman is awake and the guy’s asleep. That would still count as straight sleeping porn, but alas, it’s not a part of the fetish. Men really like the idea of abusing sleeping women, apparently. It’s all play pretend, though, so it’s perfectly moral. All of these girls are in on the joke, so to speak. Most of them are professional pornstars, but even the amateurs have clearly made some sort of arrangement in advance.

Even if they haven’t it would matter much, logistically speaking, because none of these women are actually properly asleep. They are indeed lying down with their eyes closed, but they’re pretending. If you didn’t already know this, then you’re not very astute. What can I say? Obviously, these bitches aren’t really asleep. If they were, then none of this content would fucking work. The guys in these videos fuck the girls, deeply, up their pussies and sometimes in their assholes. That kind of action would wake the dead, one second in. It’s obvious that the girls couldn’t possibly be properly asleep.

It Kind of Works

Sleeping smut is similar to other extreme fetishes in that it can’t exist outside of the realm of pretending. Firstly, it would be straight up illegal since the chick can’t consent if she’s passed out, but even if she gave her consent in advance for example, she’d wake up the second the dick entered her, so it wouldn’t be sleep porn. It would be wake up porn. That’s not nearly as exciting. Luckily, the sleeping fuck fetish has survived in this particular form for many years now and it doesn’t seem to be going out of style. I’m no expert, but I’m seeing the numbers and I can conclude that this smut is popular and well received. People like fapping to videos of bitches pretending to be asleep while they get dicked. I tried rubbing one off as well, while I was reviewing XNXX’s sleep section and I had no problems blowing a load. I got to see a chick take a cock up her pussy. That ticks off all my boxes.

The sleep play works largely thanks to the way that the women in these videos act out the interaction. For most of every video, the girls remain motionless, trying their best not to give away any kind of response. It gets pretty hard for them, especially when they really start to enjoy the penetration. As you can imagine, they’re very aroused and they enjoy the cock, so naturally they feel the need to moan and groan. This kind of pleasure forces people to make all kinds of faces. The girls power through it and most of the time they do a pretty decent job. They put on a straight face and they don’t open their eyes. It’s just about enough to let you keep up the charade and fap through.

Beyond the Dream

Once every video is about half way over, the girls decide to magically wake up and continue the action, with no explanation or communication needed. They go from being banged while they’re asleep to being banged while they’re awake as if this is just their morning routine and they’re used to it. This is about the least believable part of the sleep fetish play, but if the people like it then I have to like it, I suppose. I’d prefer it if the girls just pretend that they’re asleep all through the action, but as is the case with most mainstream fetish porn, this is all one big veil over standard mainstream pornography. In other words, they claim it’s sleep porn, but really that’s just a marketing trick. It’s standard boy on girl penetration with a cumshot at the end. Mainstream porn saturation is making fetish porn very difficult to find these days.

That being said, there are a few videos scattered throughout the results on XNXX that do indeed feature girls pushing through with the sleep play all the way to the end. The guys have to do all the work, because the girls are in full ragdoll mode. This is slightly better smut for the fetish and slightly more enjoyable for myself, if I’m being honest. It’s not that I like the idea of girls not moving while I fuck them. I actually hate it when they do that. It’s all too common. It’s just that, if I’m going to be watching a fetish clip, it might as well be properly devoted to the fucking fetish instead of wasting my time with the same kind of smut I’ve seen a thousand times over already.

Mainstream VS Amateur

When it comes to sleeping smut, amateur pornography trumps mainstream smut every single time. There’s something magical about two people in love making this particular kind of objectifying smut. It works so much better than when strangers do it. Amateurs often make agreements in advance with their significant others to record this kind of smut in their actual bedrooms and often their clips are shorter, but far more believable and enjoyable. My favorite kinds of sleep porn feature boyfriends or husbands dumping their loads on their unsuspecting chicks’ faces. The cum drips slowly across their eyes, noses and lips. Sometimes the cum even drips ever-so-slightly into their mouths while they’re snoring away in bliss. This is what I consider top-tier sleep pornography.

Alas, XNXX is considered by porn producers to be one of those places where you upload free versions of your smut for clout. Therefore, the place is absolutely busted with mainstream porn productions, making any proper amateur smut kind of impossible to find. Mainstream saturation ruins everything. Your best bet for seeing some proper amateur sleep smut on XNXX is the occasional video from an independent, but still professional, porn producer like those OnlyFans whores who branch out and make porn clips on porn tubes in order to promote their content. This is the kind of stuff I’d recommend, but when reviewing XNXX as a whole, it’s kind of hard to make that the focal point of the review, because it’s rare shit.

Not Too Shabby

XNXX is really not my idea of the best place to find narrowly fetishistic smut. It’s more of a generic porn tube that specializes in what I like to call normal porn. You come to XNXX if you want to see penis in asses and penis in vaginas. Anything more specific than that suffers under the crippling weight of lowest common denominator bullshit.

That being said, the customer is always right and from what I can tell, countless masturbators come to XNXX for their sleep pornography, so maybe I’m way off base with my observations here. I believe in my soul that there’s too much professional over-directed crap on here, but that could be exactly what you’re looking for. It’s hard for me to stay unbiased since my personal preferences naturally bleed into what I review. So, my recommendation is that you try out a few of the videos on XNXX and make up your mind as to whether this place is worth a fap.