Only Spank

Can you guess what this website is about? No? Really? It’s kind of obvious. I mean, it’s in the name. That’s right, this is a website about spark plugs and spark plug accessories. Just kidding. I’m not funny. I’m also very fucking tired of reviewing the same type of shit over and over again like some sort of monkey on a typewriter. All right, I’ll reel in the sass. This is a spanking website. It’s a decent one at that. There are red asses as far as the eye can see. Initial impressions aren’t everything, though. What you see when OnlySpank loads up for the first time is just the promise of something wonderful around the corner. It’s not the real McCoy.

Far from being one giant bait and switch, OnlySpank actually does deliver on the oodles of content that it promises. There are all kinds of spanking and banking going on across these pages, in quality videos that you can enjoy for free. But, there’s a catch. There’s always a catch. Did you notice how there are absolutely no ads on this site? So, how do they make their money? Well, they try and gouge you, that’s how.

Free Previews, Paid Videos

Sure, some of these videos are available for free and they’re damn easy to fap to, but for the most part the goodies are locked away behind a paywall. It’s actually more of an experience than a wall, per se. If OnlySpank was charging for subscriptions, that I could kind of endorse, maybe. It depends on the quality of the content. Either way, charging for a subscription is perfectly acceptable stuff. It’s standard porn site fanfare. I’m afraid that OnlySpank went for a much shittier solution and it has me up a fucking wall.

You want to watch full-length versions of the hottest videos on OnlySpank? Tough. They’re not available here. Instead, you get booted to something called TezFiles. It’s clear that this is an external file sharing website that supports live video previews. You’d think that would work really well with this video sharing approach, but alas, it’s a fucking death sentence. First of all, no-one actually wants to sign up for TezFiles. We’re all here for the spanking videos.

Pay for the Full Experience

Who the fuck cares about a third-party file sharing website? No-one, that’s who. But alas, you have to contend with this nonsense if you want to make any progress in actually seeing the proper content that’s hiding on OnlySpank. They seem to be making bank from it, from the referrals. That in itself is also not that big of a problem, but I’m pissed because I neither know about TezFiles nor do I want to know. I’m being pressured into signing up for a membership with a site that I don’t give a flying fuck about.

That being said, there is a smattering of content on here that is available in its fullest form, beginning to end, without any need for a reroute or payment, but there’s no real way to know which video is available in which form. Some of them are given to you properly, others are only included as previews with an external link so you can get to the rest of the content. For a predominately Asian site, this place is a real wild west of content, I must say.

They’ve really gone out of their way to make the place as confusing as possible. I wish there was at least some sort of watermark to indicate which videos are available for full viewing and which ones are a complete copout. I don’t mind the use of promotional materials as free preview to entice you into paying for the full content, but this place is clearly trying to pass for a fucking free porn tube and it’s simply not free. It’s barely a tube. Half the content is hosted externally as it is.

Asians Get Sore

I mentioned a strong Asian focus before and I stand by it. For some reason, this seemingly international site is only bringing in Asian spanking pornography. I didn’t even know that Asia had such an active spanking scene. I mean, I’m aware that the fetish itself exists, but I didn’t expect there to be a serious influx of spanking JAV. I thought the Japs were too obsessed with cum to help themselves. But, as it would appear, they can hold themselves back long enough to actually record some softcore smut and not introduce any cocks or tentacles.

Most of the babes on this website are clearly Japanese and Chinese. Not at the same time, I mean, there’s a mixture of either or. Some of the videos feature exclusive babe action, others have men in the scenes to facilitate the spanking. There are also a few western videos here and there, but they’re negligible. They’re not nearly as hot as the Asian smut. There’s something about Asian asses that have been pinked over by beatings with a stick or a whip. They look damn delicious. Some of the scenes take it a bit past pink, though, with serious wounds that look like they might require medical attention, but it’s all consensual so who gives a shit? If you want to see destroyed asses, you’ve come to the right place.

Tons of Spanking

I guess if you’re a hardcore spanking enthusiast, you might actually enjoy this website and consider signing up for a paid subscription, even though I think it’s a bit of a scam. It’s not outrageously expensive, mind you. It’s $12,50 a month, billed for the whole year in advance. That is, it costs $150 flat and you get access to this content for 12 months, along with unlimited video preview. Meaning, you don’t have to download the videos to view them in full. That’s not the worst deal in the world, but I have to consider the fact that there are dedicated porn sites with superior video quality and a better library out there that charge at least 50% less than this for a subscription.

I think that OnlySpank are swinging way too enthusiastically at the money tree. They really want to shake you down for all you’ve got. Granted, you could just spring for a monthly sub for $25, but that’s an even steeper curve, you’re just getting a smaller slice. I don’t like this approach to business. I know that the free previews do technically show you what you can expect, but there’s no guarantee of quality or consistency in place when you’re paying one site to access content that belongs to another. Even if it’s perfectly legitimate, it feels like a scam. Makes me feel slimy.

Decently Hot Smut

A bit of commentary on the quality of the actual spanking videos – they’re not half bad. They are, however, targeted exclusively at people who are into this fetish. It would be impossible to enjoy this smut if you’re not into spanking as a fetish, seeing as how that’s the money shot here. There’s no dicking or pussy eating. There’s no lesbian action and there are no penetrative toys. It’s all about the spanking. That’s what every single video is about. I saw a few videos that feature a bit of mixing and matching between the spanking and some rope bondage and those could also feature the occasional vibrator, but for the most part you’ve got closeups of red asses getting redder by the minute. These asses are going to take a ridiculously long time to heal, let me tell you.

So, if you’re scratching the bottom of the barrel for spanking content and you’d like to catalogue every single fap-worthy destination on the web, then you have to give OnlySpank honorable mention. Their business model may be shit, but their content can’t be found in many other places on the web, especially not in one giant package like this. Also, Chinese porn in general is difficult to find in droves, so we have OnlySpank to thank for the giant library of punished Asian babes. Most importantly, none of the Chinese videos that I previewed were censored in any way. The Japanese ones of course featured mosaic pussies, but the Chinese are a lot more chill about revealing their genitals it would appear. Good on them. Mosaic pussies are for nerds and losers. 

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the Chinese asses are winning the competition on OnlySpank and they’re probably the main reason why anyone should even consider signing up for a paid subscription. They’re damn hot. I’m getting a vibe here like the hottest women in China are being exclusively pigeon held into spanking pornography, because these babes are hotter than the Chinese chicks I’m used to seeing in mainstream porn. Check out OnlySpank today and decide for yourself whether they deserve your money. In the meantime, fap to the free previews if you can. They’re pretty damn hot.