Spanking Art

Well, if it isn’t the world’s naughtiest little freak! What’s going on?! Are you finally tired of tugging that cock for your dear life? Are you looking for something a little more sophisticated than the kind of filth you’re so used to? Haha! You must be getting old! Well, lucky for you, the internet’s a lot more than a buffet of degenerate whores for you to get off to! Believe it or not, there are actually things of substance on here! Haha! What, you ask? Well, what if I were to tell you that there was an entire encyclopedia dedicated to the topic of ass spanking? No, you heard me right, my degenerate friend, not “asses”, “Ass spanking”! No, I’m not shitting you, haha! 

Spankingart.org is an online encyclopedia with thousands of articles on the art and history of ass-spanking! And if you’re thinking that this is some spoof site with a few pages of shitty videos and out-of-date memes, you are sorely mistaken. No, this site is filled to the brim with so much information on ass-spanking, it doesn’t even count as a porn site! This is technically just like any other wiki page on the internet! But don’t pull those pants up just yet! There’s still plenty of content to keep you in that cum dungeon of yours for weeks! 

About The Site

Just like any wiki page, Spankingart.org is an open-source encyclopedia. That means that all the information you see is managed by other S&M enthusiasts like yourself. Hell, if you think you know a thing or two about the fine art of slapping tush, you’re more than welcome to contribute something of your own! The site was founded in 2005 and has been online for over 6000 days. That’s right. This site has over 6000 days' worth of uploaded content for you to enjoy! With the content they have now, you’ll be set for the next two fucking decades! 

Although, I’ll have to mention this again… This isn’t just any old smut site for you to bust your nut to in half a minute and just leave. You’ll have to slow your roll, tiger! This is a place for the most sophisticated of freaks! Instead of thumbnails upon thumbnails of sluts with their asses hanging out of your computer screen, you can find articles on the topic of ass-spanking — informational, journalistic, you fucking name it! Not only that but there’s a depository for movies on ass-spanking going all the way back to the fucking 1930s! Yeah, you thought you were the first freak to enjoy this kink? Think again! You probably got it from your great great great grandma! She was probably freakier than you! You know, they didn’t even have the internet then. So, she had to get REAL creative haha! 

There are not just articles and movies either, there’s literature too! And no, it’s not some shitty fiction from some crusty cocked pervert on fucking Wattpad! I’m talking real literature, from real authors with college degrees and drug addictions! That’s right! You thought YOU were a sophisticated freak! Haha! Try writing a fucking novel on a niche kink! I can’t imagine the kind of shit that person would be into when he’s feeling especially freaky!

There are around 15,000 pages of this shit with hundreds of daily users. So, if you ever get the urge to learn everything there is about ass slapping, Spankingart.org has enough content to open a fucking school! With over 4000 and 6000 images and counting, you’ll be switching from your cock to your reading glasses for as long as you fucking want! You couldn’t run out of content if you tried! 

Sophisticated Spanking Fun

Spankingart.org is exactly as the name states. So, don’t expect anything other than a good old-fashioned wiki page design. This sophisticated kink site likes to think of itself as more of an informational art platform than just something for you to bust your nut to. But again, don’t worry! You’ll be busting nuts for fucking days! 

There’s pretty much nothing about this design that indicates you should be touching your dick at any time. When you land on the page, you’ll be met with splashes of beige and white accompanied by an entire page of sexless links. At the top of the content table, there’s a notice that reads: “This wiki contains non-pornographic nudity, sexuality related material and links to external adult websites”. 

That means that everything on this site is purely for research purposes! Unless you’re the type of freak who can get off to baroque-era paintings, you can follow the links to the real stuff. Let’s be honest though, I think you and I both know you can jack off to just about anything, haha! Those old-timey paintings of ladies in blouses are no joke, I’ll tell you that much, haha! Those painters had some imagination! 

At the top of the page, you can find links directing to other areas of the site. There are about 15,000 pages to go through. So, don’t expect a simple “click here to cum” button! You can take a look at some of the articles, images, and categories. There are two links for each option: “All” and “Popular”. What are the categories for, I hear you ask? That's a good question! Fucking everything! These categories are for the different themes of the page, each including different types of multimedia. You can browse from Female photos, BDSM content, books (That’s right! Actual fucking books!), famous porn actors known for their ass-spanking prowess, and so much more. I’m not kidding here. I’m barely scratching the surface. Each category has another list of links for you to choose from. There is an almost endless amount of content for you to consume! 

On the left, you can find the navigation bar. There you can find the newest additions to the site or see if you can get lucky with the “random page” link! Under the “Spanking” list, you can navigate to a list of ass-spanking content, including actors, authors, movies, premium porn sites, free porn sites, fucking positions, you name it! Spankingart.org has thought of pretty much everything to satisfy that sick little mind of yours! 

On the main part of the front page, you can see the featured article on the left and news about the website on the right. Today, I learned, in detail, what it means to “wrap” a whip around someone’s ass! I look forward to trying that out in my next S&M session! Underneath all of that, you can find the picture of the day! Most of the time the picture is some artsy photo or painting. So, don’t go expecting full-on ass-spreading, pussy-dripping, porn pics. But, if you truly are a sophisticated pervert, those artsy pictures are more than enough to get you off in the morning! 

Scholarly Ass-Play!

There is enough information here to fill an entire course! I’m not kidding! If you ever find yourself a girl who’s into some good old fashion ass-play, you’ve got everything you need to impress! Spend a week on this site, and you’ll be able to slap a girl’s ass in 20 different positions! Not only that, but you can explain to her how each position was created while you’re at it! You’re on your way to mastery, my friend! If only they let you study this in college! Your mom would finally be proud of you! 

There are thousands of unique pictures for you to enjoy for completely free. The variety of the kinds of ass-spanking-related pictures is fucking staggering. You can find the wackiest picture someone took yesterday or you can find a classic picture of bitch bent over a fucking loom. 

It’s not just the pictures that’ll blow your mind. Check out the erotic fiction surrounding this niche! You can search through classic literature that has inspired ass-spanking fantasies or you can find straight-up ass-spanking fiction. That’s right, my friend, people are so into this kink, they’re willing to give up hours of their life writing about it. And you’d better believe there are more than enough perverts jacking off to those books! 

The sheer amount of content on this site would take me all fucking day to explain! There’s ass-spanking content for things you could never imagine! There is a near-infinite amount of galleries uploaded for your freaky little pecker to enjoy free of charge! Underneath, there’s a download link for you to watch the action in real-time! Trust me, you won’t be leaving this site in a long long time! Haha!

What I liked

I’ve learned more about slapping ass in one day of reading from this site than I have in my lifetime of actually slapping girls’ asses! Seriously, I could be a fucking professor now! Trust me, once you spend about 30 minutes on this site, you’ll know how to slap assess in ways you couldn’t fucking imagine! 

What I didn’t like

Spankingart.org is an esteemed website that promises an exhaustive amount of information on the art of spanking butts. So, why in the fuck would you leave broken links around your site like a bunch of amateurs? You know what the fuck I’m here for! I’m trying to see every ass the known world has to offer! So, what good does a link to a movie that no longer exists do me? You think I’m going to jack off to the title? Maybe I’ll spend a moment pondering on the artistic direction of the “McFadden's Flats” movie! I’m on this site to enjoy one thing! Don’t blue ball me! 

Tips From ThePornDude

So, you go to the inexhaustible list of galleries to find a collection of the world’s most beautiful asses just waiting to be abused. If you scroll further down, you can find a nice little link to see those asses in action! But, wait! The site is an exclusively premium site that requires $19.95 a month to access. I see what you’re doing there! You butter me up with a wealth of information and hot bitches with asses for days and then hit me with yet another subscription fee! That’s no fair! You know most of your readers are nearing crippling debt from an unspeakable amount of porn subscriptions! My advice would be this: If you want your readers to know you really care, hook us up with a couple of free video content! It wouldn’t hurt to give us a taste of some of that live-action, ass-slapping goodness! My dick craves it, and I don’t want to reach into my pocket just yet!

Conclusion

Got a large appetite for everything ass-spanking-related? Spankingart.org is a one-stop shop for just about everything you need to be an expert in the field of ass play! If you ever get lucky enough to bag a hot freak who’s into getting slapped around, you can be sure to impress her with the number of ways you can fuck that ass up! But we both know the kind of fun you’ll be having on your own, haha! Have fun, you beautiful pervert! I’ll be seeing you at the graduation!