XVideos Spanking

Any day I get to review any part of XVideos is a good day in my book. This website’s been in my favorite top three since the day I discovered it, back in the stone age. XVideos is legendary for being an unfiltered Wild West of smut that no-one has any control over. It runs rampant. Everyone’s free to upload here so you never know what you’re going to get. This might lend itself to a bit of a mixed bag approach with some random videos that end up in places where they shouldn’t be, but for the most part the tagging system works fine. And, it is thanks to that tagging system that we’ve got a bonafide spanking section on XVideos. <strong>This place is loaded with quality spanking smut and since we’re living in the future and all, it’s all quality shit</strong>. It’s worth a watch. I cannot recommend it enough.

If it were up to me I’d just leave the review off there, but as it turns out, you fuckers prefer it when I drone on about the subject matter, so I shall acquiesce. That’s a big word, I know. I’ll use smaller ones for this next part, lest it all go over your head. XVideos is a great site. The spanking videos are awesome. I love fapping to them. I’m personally not big on spanking as a fetish, but I understand the appeal. It’s pain play without long term consequences. I’ve seen women take all kinds of punishments in extreme BDSM porn, but that’s a bit too far for me. I prefer the softer touch of pain, where the girls get to moan and groan, but ultimately, they’re perfectly fine. It’s all about the posterior and as we all know, you can punish the posterior to hell and back with no real repercussions.

Coming in from Allover

When you have a porn tube that allows videos to be posted by anyone, from anywhere, you always end up with a gigantic library of smut videos that are seemingly as disconnected as possible, because they’re coming in from different sources. When you’re checking out spanking porn on XVideos, the common thread of red asses pulls it all together, so it doesn’t feel nearly as disjointed, but you’re still looking at a random distribution. One minute you’re watching a JAV with pixelated pussies, the next you’re seeing an amateur production by some OnlyFans camwhore with her boyfriend, at home. Then, you might hop over to a mainstream triple A production featuring the likes of Riley Reid. You never know what you’re going to get on XVideos and that’s exactly why the general public loves this place. It’s also why I hold them in such high esteem.

Now, variety doesn’t necessarily guarantee quality, of course. If that were the case, then any two-bit porn tube out there would be winning awards and taking names. XVideos has a natural tendency to pull in the quality smut. I don’t know how they do it. Maybe they’re coasting on their popularity. Or, maybe someone’s doing curation behind the scenes. I doubt it, though. I think that the site automatically props up videos that have shown themselves to rake in the views. They’re basically self-fulfilling prophecies at this point. Someone uploads a nice video of a girl getting her ass destroyed with a paddle, people watch it, this floats it up the chain, which results in more people watching it and the cycle continues. It’s a simple system but it works quite well for my taste.

Spanking Bottoms Raw

The underlined passion behind spanking pornography seems to lie in the concept of punishing women for their sins. Which sins? Who the fuck cares? They’re imaginary. The whole point of this smut is that you get to see women submit for due punishment, but the whole thing is a put on. I don’t think that any of the spanking on here is served as punishment for any real world transgression. These dudes are just beating the crap out of women’s asses for your satisfaction. Worry not, it’s consensual. These babes get paid for their work and presumably they’re proud of it. Why else would they keep coming back to make more videos?

The popularity of spanking pornography has led to the creation and success of many spanking-exclusive porn sites that keep making the same kind of content over and over again. This is what the public wants and it’s what the public expects to see. Popular fetish pornography always has a way of pulling in the views and encouraging porn producers to continue producing. I doubt the girls are making the bulk of the money, but they keep working hard in the same genre, so I’m guessing at the very least it’s worth their time.

The Old and the New

As is tradition, XVideos’ spanking section features uncountable numbers of new and old videos alike. I always draw a line in the sand between the two when I review free porn tubes, especially when I’m checking out a particular fetish, because the differences are far from subtle. It’s not like I can tell the difference between smut from 2015 and smut from 2016. I’m not that much of an eagle eye. But, I can definitely tell the difference between 360p and HD and that’s exactly the point at which the cookie crumbles. You see, spanking fetishism, much like all other forms of BDSM, is kind of timeless in the world of pornography. There are countless videos that have already been made. They say there can never be too much porn on the internet, but when you see just how many of these videos already exist, you might be tempted to consider otherwise.

My point is, there are countless videos already ready for the fap, so why do we need new ones? Well, mostly because of the technology. Most porn that wasn’t filmed with modern equipment was filmed with last gen equipment. Meaning, it wasn’t filmed on a camera roll, like in the 60s. It was filmed on VHS tapes and low grade digital cameras. This is a problem. For the same reason that we cannot upscale recordings of 90s TV shows, we cannot upscale retro smut either. The original digital renditions of this smut remain as the only available source material, so that smut is permanently stuck in 360p. It’s sad, it’s true and it makes me sulk.

That’s why we need new studios to record in stunning 4K or what have you. Granted, you won’t get the source 4K on XVideos, but you definitely get the next best thing. At the very least, you won’t have to squint to make out the pussies. You see the spanking in all its glory.

Free is Premium

Normally, free smut is worse than premium smut. I don’t have to explain why. Free shit is worse than paid shit. XVideos try to challenge that truth as best they can, by serving as a sort of marketing platform for premium websites. There are many premium sites that intentionally post their smut on XVideos, sometimes in full length, other times as short previews, in order to garner views and hopefully entice you to come back to their site to sign up for a paid subscription. Whether you decide to do so or not doesn’t really matter to me or to you for that matter. The end result is that XVideos’ spanking section is loaded with quality productions from proper studios and you get access to all of them for free.

The downside is that if you were hoping to see an entire collection from a singular source, you’re asking for too much. But, you do get access to thousands of unrelated videos that are held together by the common thread of spanking. So, going from one video to another, you will see a lot of changes in style, but the asses will always be red.

Men Can Suffer Too

As a post script, I should probably mention that there are indeed videos of men getting spanked on XVideos, though they are the silent minority. You can barely find them unless you go looking for them specifically and at that point you’re better off using ultra-specific search terms. I found one video on the first results page featuring a guy getting punished and it was actually a solo video of a dude whipping his own ass while wearing a chastity belt. I guess that’s hot, if you’re into gay shit. Point is, the reserve version of this smut is here, you just have to know how to find it.

I like the fact that men get spanked too, what with equal rights and all that. I personally prefer the videos with the babes. Even if a video has babes, if the man is getting spanked, it’s kind of hard for me to take it seriously. It’s not my personal kink at all. Then again, it might be yours, so by all means, fap your dick clean off. Hell, maybe you could try spanking yourself while you fap to these videos. Could improve your immersion. Try it out. Let me know.