Motherless Fart

Why do I do this to myself? Oh right, because of you. Fuck you. Why can’t you be normal for five fucking minutes? There are titties on Motherless. Were you aware of that? There are more 20-year-old pussies on Motherless than you could consume in a hundred lifetimes and yet, here we are, talking about the goddamn fart porn. How in all shits is the fart the best part of the woman? It’s gaseous. It’s literally impossible to touch. Is it the smell you like or the little vibration that the asshole undergoes when the fart comes out? Where exactly is the point of arousal? I’ve stuck my cock inside more assholes than I can count and I’ve never thought to myself – Wow, this would be so much hotter if she pushed my cock out with a nice and juicy fart.

I have this special skill, in my mind. I’ve developed it over many years of reviewing smut that other people expect me to enjoy. I flip a metaphorical switch and suddenly I put myself in the shoes of someone who is indeed into fart porn, or whatever other kind of shit I’m reviewing that day. So, from here on out, let’s make believe like I am the biggest fart porn enthusiast in the world. No, for real. I’m going to give it my all. I am going to give you the performance of a lifetime. Imagine me, played by Meryl Strep, in a movie all about a man who loves farts more than he loves life itself. That’s the level of performance you are about to get. You are not ready for this. I am about to blow your fucking mind.

Raw Unfiltered Gas

Oh, sweet Nelly, how I love the smell of farts. Alas, sniffing my own farts got old a long time ago, so now I spend most of my time on Motherless, watching videos of girls letting large juicy farts rip. Sometimes they’re alone, other times they fart on other babes, but my favorite videos feature girls that fart on dudes’ cocks. That’s my favorite kind of fart porn. You see, I too want a gorgeous babe to eat a lot of Mexican food then let some powerful, earth-shattering farts loose on my throbbing member. It’s the only way to get me hard and keep me going. If a girl isn’t actively farting on my cock, I am not living. This is the kind of sexual interaction that God had in mind when he first sculpted the human form.

In the beginning there was darkness, then Ron Jeremy said: Let there be gas. And so, the human woman was formed, with the ability to convert organic materials into potent and often toxic gasses. Ron Jeremy also crafted lungs and gave them out to every human being he created, for the sole purpose of allowing them the pleasure of sniffing the aforementioned destructive farts. Lungs were also designed to absorb oxygen but that’s very much second priority compared to the fart consumption.

Eating Ass and Sucking Gas

One thing you might not be aware of just yet is that the human form is perfectly capable of processing smells internally. As in, you can smell the things that you taste. They say this about food – half the taste is in the smell. I suppose fart fetishists have a similar approach to women. If you can’t smell her lunch from two days ago, are you really tasting her properly? Here I thought the whole point of devouring women was in the pussy juices, but I was way off. Leave it to the fetishists to prove me wrong. Apparently, the tastiest part of a woman is her destructive gas explosion after a long night at Taco Bell.

Just imagine, the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, inching ever so closely toward your body. She’s clearly had Mexican food. You can tell. You’re not sure how. You must have some sort of fart precognition. You can tell she’s the one. She takes your clothes off. You remove hers. She stands so close to you that you can see yourself clearly in her eyes. She opens her mouth and utters the words you’ve been dying to hear for so long: “Open wide, fart boy”. Then she knocks you down, bends over on top of you and lets rip the juiciest fart ever witnessed across the realms. You suck it up. You guzzle it. You savor the taste and worship the smell of refried beans coming out way more rancid than they were going in. And just for a moment, life is worth living.

Motherless is a Lawless Fart Land

Like most other free porn tubes of its caliber, Motherless gets its content from random nobodies on the internet as well as some porn studios that like to upload their shit here for marketing purposes. It would appear that most of the smut is coming in from users, though. Either way, the end result is fantastic. You get this endless stream of depraved fart porn in varying resolution and video qualities. I say varying, but really, I mean varying degrees of shit. Most of these videos look like they’ve been filtered through a cumsock then dragged around in the mud. It’s all part and parcel of how Motherless operate. These videos are rarely even available in a higher quality elsewhere. Most of them have been forgotten by time.

You’ve got yourself a nice mix of homemade fart porn and amateur studio fart porn with the occasional professional production that has managed to slip in-between the pages. Honestly, I wouldn’t recommend the professional smut at all. The rough and disjointed community uploaded fart porn on Motherless is the smut that’s worth exploring here. It’s why people come to this site in the first place. I recommend it on its originality alone. Keep in mind, my lovely little performance aside, I actually don’t like fart porn. And yet, I’ll recommend this shit six ways to Sunday to you, because I know how to recognize unhinged smut, from a distance at that. The fart porn on Motherless is rancid and unchecked. I’m assuming that’s what the diehard fetishists are after.

Overlap is Inevitable

You’re checking out fetishistic porn on Motherless. That means you’re definitely going to see some overlap with other fetishes that either make sense within the search algorithm or the original uploaders cross-tagged with related topics that could also appeal to you. What I’m trying to say is, farts are close to shits. You’ll see shits. Farts are close to piss, so you’ll also see piss. Here and there people will also be consuming the piss and so on. Once you enter a heavily fetishistic place on a general porn tube where self-expression is encouraged, you’re in for all kinds of treats you didn’t necessarily expect to see.

I encourage this bullshit. You might think that I’d have a problem with other kinds of fetishes appearing on the fart section, but it’s not like these videos are just mistakenly tagged on purpose for kicks. It makes perfect sense to see them here. Let’s assume for a second that fart porn, by definition, only includes smut in which people release gas from their assholes. Well, I’m seeing a really hot video on here of a hot British chick “farting” whipped cream out of her ass. This is … a lot closer to my kind of fart porn, honestly. I like the idea of women being stuffed with whip cream. It makes their insides as delicious as their outsides. I hope you feel the same about these mild overlaps, because they made my time on Motherless that much better.

All Are Welcome

This part is as much a pro as it is a con, depending on your personal preferences. Everyone’s welcome to post on Motherless. The end result is that you really don’t know who or what is going to end up on this list – there are tons of videos of dudes farting. Motherless does a great job at keeping gay shit away from you under normal circumstances, but when you’re looking at farts specifically, it’s a horse of a different color. First of all, the site tries to serve you with as many videos as possible within your search. Secondly, I am not seeing a gay switch for the section itself. I’m not saying the place is drowning in cock, but there’s more than enough here to turn you off if you’re very strict about that kind of preference.

Personally, I’ve just sort of primed myself to completely disregard cocks wherever I see them. It comes with the job. That being said, for the common fapper, it could be a deal breaker. I think that Motherless are doing a great job at raking in the fart smut, especially with how widely they’re casting their net. If you want tens of thousands of free fart porn videos, this is the place to get them. If you’re a newbie, prep yourself. You might feel the need to vomit.