Hogtied

It’s a nearly dead lifestyle, but cowboys still exist out there. They don’t rule the west, there aren't saloons where the occasional gun fight breaks out, and people aren't headed west in caravans. Non the less, a few lone cowboys still push on.

One place where they still congregate is cowboy competitions. These are sporting events where the boys can show off their skills in cattle roping, bull riding, wild cow milking, and hogtying.

Anyone who lives in an area with feral hogs knows how buck wild they are. A group of thirty to fifty feral hogs will fuck up everything in its path. They are a mighty adversary who has earned being the namesake of such a potent restraint as the hogtie. Yet, there is one creature who has earned it even more. Dumb, disobedient slave sluts.

No master likes when his slave starts acting up. They need to be immediately put in their place less they begin to think of themselves as human. There is nothing worse than a slave who starts to believe they are human.

Roaches, Rats, and Ratchet Sluts

When a bitch gets that idea in her head, I often break out the ropes and get her punishment going with a hogtie. Few things make a bitch feel more powerless. Plus, the name helps to reinforce their lack of humanity. These bitches are lucky to be pigs as opposed to roaches to rats.

It can be tough to get your hands on proper hogtying content. The shit on tube sites isn't nearly potent enough to rustle my jimmies in the fashion I require. It's like the children's book version of BDSM. I was done with that pussy shit before I graduated high school. Only the most extreme porn can flood my penis with blood these days.

Take a guess who does have great hogtying content. In fact, they have an entire channel dedicated to it. If you guessed Kink, you're correct. Kink is one of the best BDSM sites on the net. Everything they do is pure gold, from hogtying to role-playing. They even bought and linked the domain Hogtied.com.

I've reviewed multiple sections of Kink in the past, so I won't spend too much time on design. Instead, check out the review of the whole site if you're looking for that. I will cover the basics, though.

Kink has a dark and menacing aesthetic that matches the content perfectly. The black background is easy on the eyes during long late-night marathon porn sessions. The main menu sits up top and includes the options Home, Browse, Categories, Shop, Live sex, Virtual reality, Search, Join, and Log in.

Kink does run its own live streaming site, which I always find impressive. Most porn sites stick to advertising for Bongacams or something, but not these fucks. They always have to take it to the next level.

They also run their own online adult retail shop. Not only that, but it's one of the best-run shops I've seen. They even cross advertise products on their videos. Much of the equipment used in the content is available at the shop, and they link it right under the player. That shit is genius.

Exclusive Juices

Below the menu is all the most recently added content to the hogtied channel. It's a side scroller with about fifteen videos followed by a link to the master list. There are over thirteen hundred videos on the channel, so you have plenty to keep you busy. Plus, more are added every week.

Before getting to the content, I must inform you that Kink is a paid premium site. The content is too fucking good to release for free. Advertising dollars can't pay for this level of production. Stick to Pornhub if you want the same old, same old. But if you're the kind of twisted pervert that needs more stimulation than a tube site can provide, Kink will be worth every dollar.

There are three pricing options. The first and most expensive is the one-month recurring plan for $39.99. That's too much dough if you ask me. The six-month membership plan is a much more reasonable $23.33 a month. Finally, for those who know value when they see it, Kink offers a one-year membership for $15.00 a month. Considering what you get for your money, fifteen bucks is basically free.

With that said, let's take a look at some of the exclusive content here on the Kink hogtied channel. When Jessica showed up to set for the filming of "Jessica Ryan: Reunited in Rope," it had been years since she filmed content with the pope. The pope is what the kink dungeon master prefers to be called. He isn't quite as twisted as a real pope, but he is right up there.

When she first arrives and takes a look at all the ropes and torture devices, Jessica wonders if it was a mistake to subject herself to another Kink dungeon session. The pope doesn't fuck around. He makes other Doms look like little fairy pussies.

For a bit of foreplay, the pope stands her up, ties her hands above her head, and spreads her legs. This exposes every square inch of her flesh to flogging. The pope takes full advantage, and before long, her whole body is bright pink.

Once she looks like an apple, the pope rewards her efforts with intense orgasms. If you ask me, there are few better rewards, and from what I can tell, they look good enough to make up for the whipping.

After that, Jessica is hogtied and hoisted up into the air on a bamboo stick. This is where the pope introduces this stupid cunt to electrical play. Jessica is an electric play virgin, and boy is she in for a rude awakening.

As a hello, the pope goes at her with a simple zapper but wastes no time upgrading to the cow prod—this is where shit starts to get intense. Farmers out there know how powerful a cow prod is. It's meant for a two thousand pound ungulate, not a one hundred and twenty-pound cock slut.

Jessica impresses the pope with her endurance of the cow prod, so he once again rewards her with orgasms. These ones are caused by a vibrator and brutal fingering.

However, the pope isn't done yet. He never runs out of tricks up his sleeve, and for the next one, he pulls out his bastinado. For the uninitiated, bastinado is the caning and torture of the bottom of one's feet. The feet have one of the body's densest concentrations of nerve endings. Plus, a bitch has to walk afterward. Few things are funnier than dropping a bitch back on her tootsies after beating the shit out of them.

Beginners Fuck

Spencer Bradley was a BDSM newbie before entering the pope's dungeon. I promise you that she certainly wasn't after filming "Spencer Bradley: Rope Slut." Spencer was a bit tentative upon arrival, so the pope tied her to a pole like an old criminal awaiting trial. This is a classic position used to introduce bitches to the idea of torture.

Once he sees that Spencer is no wuss, he adds a chest harness box tie. Spencer kept trucking so the pope felt confident that she could handle a full suspension. Once up and hanging, the pope goes at her pussy and gives her orgasm after orgasm. He wanted to remind her that there are rewards for obedient slaves.

After a few earth-shattering orgasms, the pope asks her how far she would like to take this session. In response, Spencer shoots him a glance and says, "as far as you'll take me." That's a fucking champion, right there. This bitch doesn't fuck around. I'm surprised it's her first time experiencing BDSM. It seems like she's been doing it her whole life.

At this point, we smash cut to a partially suspended Jessica. She has a leg tied up in the air while her body lays on the ground. This leaves her pussy fully exposed to the whims of the pope. Currently, his whims are to use a crop to flog her pussy. Once it's tender and sensitive, the pope switches from crop to dildo. It's time for more rewards. The pope seems generous with his orgasms today.

Kink is the king of fetish websites, and they prove it more and more every day. Their hogtied channel has some of the sexiest suspensions you'll find anywhere. I'm not sure where Kink finds its performers, but they are hard as fucking nails. 

There isn't much to complain about on Kink. However, one thing I wouldn't mind seeing is a tag list. There is such a large amount of varied content that the more ways to filter, the better.

Stop watching hogtied porn on shitty tube sites. All the good shit is on dedicated BDSM websites, and of those, Kink is one of the best.