HotMovies Horror

What are the two strongest emotions that humans can have? If you guessed sadness and anger, you are wrong. Nice try, though. Instead, the strongest human emotions are sexual attraction and fear. 

Sex and Fear

It makes complete sense as to why that would be. The whole point of our existence is to fuck and make more humans, so of course, the boner is a powerful force to be reckoned with. Plus, you can't fuck a bitch if you're killed by a lion while wandering the wild jungles, so you better stare fearfully into the mysterious darkness.

You may have noticed that horror films take advantage of the potency of sex by including it in almost every horror film release. What stabber flick is complete without a trip to lovers lane where two teens are far too engaged in making out to notice the man in a hockey mask sneaking up to the passenger side door with a chain saw and giant kitchen knife? Blood and semen are like peanut butter and jelly.

There are some horror movies that I've only ever watched the sex scenes of. It's weird to be a kid and steal your parent's copy of "Cutting Up Dead Peoples Organs" so you can stroke your man meat to the autopsy scene. But such is life as a youth before the prevalence of free internet porn. You had to do what you had to do to survive. You only had you and your penis to rely on.

Porn movies also take advantage of fear and sex, but in different portion sizes. Porn lets sex take the starring role while fear supports your erection from the background. Have you ever cum while being jump scared? Take it from me. You'll launch a nut farther than you ever had. It's like your body is trying to protect you from the monsters by firing cum at them like a projectile weapon. 

Horror porn can take many forms, but one of its most popular is the porn parody. Porn parodies take advantage of existing movies and turn them into sex fests. This takes the pressure away from the writing staff to pluck an original plot from the aethers so that they can focus on the sex scenes. That's the important part anyway.

I doubt there is a single major horror release that hasn't had a porn made in its honor. That's how you know you have made it as a horror director or writer. You're not truly in the industry until Christie Mack has played one of your titular characters.

Horror porn parodies have become so popular that you can even find them on IMDB. I had no idea IMDB had taken the dive into porn, and I appreciate them for it. I didn't think they had the balls. Good for you motherfuckers.

There is no shortage of sites to get your hands on horror porn films, but there is a shortage of quality places to get your horror porn. That's why I'm here today reviewing the horror section of HotMovies.

HotMovies has been in the business of distributing high-quality porn parodies to the masses for some time now and in that time has become quite prolific at it. They have crafted a site similar to what Blockbuster should have created twenty years ago. Perhaps they'd still be around as more than Reddit's plaything if they had.

Menus and Filters to Die For

The web design on Hot Movies is simple but crisp. It has a timeless appeal. It could have been built ten years ago or yesterday. The main menu hangs out up top in a couple of different layers. The top most menu includes the options Videos on demand, Gay videos on demand, Select unlimited, Cams, Phone sex, Spotlight, Watch on TV, Shopping cart, Log in, Sign up today, Help, Contact us, Glossary, and Customer service.

The second menu contains the options Home, Search bar, Movies, Clips, Categories, Porn stars, and Studios. Hot Movies runs its own live cam and phone sex services. I was surprised to see they had spread their wings in such a way. That's how you know these guys have been around for a while. They know where the money is, and they build excellent services that people want to use. 

Under the two menus is a content filter you can use to sort through all the fantastic horror porn content on Hot Movies. First, select how you want the thumbnails displayed and how many you want to be displayed per page. Next, choose if you would like them to be organized by Date added, A - Z, The release year, Top rated, or Most popular. 

Finally, there is a second filter where you can sort content by Category, Production studio, or Series title. Between the extensive menus and detailed filters, you'll be able to find everything you need quickly and easily. Considering how large their collection of titles is, you'll put the filter through its paces.

Lesbian Foster Fuck Fest

It's time to change gears and take a look at some of the superb content on Hot Movies. From directors Bree Mills and Stills by Alan, "The Turning" is a blend of several horror movies and tropes into one tour de force porno. 

Starring Adriana Chechik as Halle White, Annika Albrite as her step-sister, and Mercedes Carrera as her supporting counselor, "The Turning" follows a religious foster family as tensions grow around the mental breakdown of Halle.

Her only hope is to seek guidance from her counselor, but doing so takes her into an unfamiliar world. It's a world that will transform her and eventually lead to the thing that she has always wanted: a family that loves and cares about her.

Of course, this is a different kind of loving and caring than most families are used to. This kind involves pussy licking, pussy fingering, and pussy squirting. Nothing says I love my family like a girl-on-girl scissoring cream pie. 

My readers will love this film. For whatever reason, you fuck faces want your family reunions to turn into sticky orgy parties. While you claim to live with your parents because you have no money, it's actually because you want to watch your parents shower together. I'd wish death upon you disgusting motherfuckers, but then I would be out of a job.

To be honest, though, if I have to endure a little incest in order to see Adrianna Chechik naked, then so be it. I've had to make worse sacrifices for the sake of tits. I once sat through a four-hour British period piece for ten seconds of areola, so when I say life was difficult before the development of free and plentiful internet porn, I'm not fucking lying to you.

From Yearning to Burning

Next on the list, we have Sin City's "Hannah Goes to Hell," directed by Jim Powers and starring Alicia Angel, Annette, Hannah, and Keeani Lei. We have seen this storyline play out in many horror movies and, unfortunately, in real life also. There is a jealous wife, a cheating husband, and revenge. 

When Hannah Harper's husband discovers that his wife of many years has been cheating on him throughout most of them, he is thrown into a violent rage. Before he can stop himself, he is staring at his wide's dead corpse. Oops. 

Unfortunately for Hannah Harper, her ordeal is not yet over. For the sin of adultery, she has been cast into the fiery depths of hell for punishment. To her horror, she discovers that hell is populated by the world's most infamous whores and twisted sex demons. When you spend your eternal existence as a fallen angel with nothing better to do than fuck the souls around you, you come up with some fucked up ways to go about it. Eternity can get a bit boring after all.

However, unlike the hell of Christian fairy tales, this hell can be escaped. The question is, what will it take to escape? For Hannah, it will take some of the most debaucherous sex acts conceivable. Acts that only non-human demons could ever come up with. 

What does one have to do to get hired as an evil sex demon? I feel like I'm uniquely suited for the task. Satan won't even have to worry about training me. In fact, I might be teaching him a thing or two.

Hot Movies accomplishes precisely what it set out to do. They have an excellent and accessible collection of horror porn that could keep even the randiest horror fans sated. 

There isn't much to complain about on Hot Movies. My only advice would be to modernize the aesthetic. The site functions perfectly, but it could use a little jazzing up.

By now, your fear and arousal should have your penis at full attention. So stop reading me and head over to Hot Movies for an experience to remember.